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Ultimate Asian Experience, The

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 8/1/13

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended


The Ultimate Asian Experience

Evil Angel/Darkko Productions

Genre: Asians, Compilation

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Director: Jonni Darkko

Cast: Jayna Oso, Mark Ashley, Tia Tanaka, Jonni Darkko, Annie Cruz, Arcadia, Lana Croft, Lana Violet, Mike Hash, John West, Eric Swiss, Jeremy Steele, Sergio, Mark Wood, Keeani Lei, Justin Snyder, Joe Rolk, Trevor Tompson, Jenner, Asia, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Johnny Fender, Nyomi Marcela

Length: 267:49 minutes (120:28 minutes & 147:21 minutes)

Date of Production: 2013 (the compilation itself, not the scenes)


Extras: The first disc had a moving cast list, some websites, a company trailer, and a list of contents from the second disc. The second disc had photogalleries, trailers, a pop shot recap, and some filmographies.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The Ultimate Asian Experience was presented in the original full frame aspect ratio that the scenes were shot in by director Jonni Darkko for Evil Angel. While the colors were not as bright, the lighting not as skillfully handled in all cases, and the camera work as great as Jonni currently provides, the scenes all looked good or better for the most part, the editing rarely deviating from a set path. As such, the focus on the ladies was nicely done and did not detract from them, even though the usual company watermark was located in the lower right hand corner as always. Aurally speaking, the music favored Jonni’s techno-beat style during the teases and the vocals were generally easy to hear in all but a few cases, the sum total of the audio and video components used making this compilation a good representation of Jonni’s older scenes for the company.

Body of Review: Jonni Darkko is one of the most stylish directors at Evil Angel these days, his emphasis on shooting the ladies in a particular manner, the music during the tease sequences, and the overall care he puts into his works elevating him apart from the “down and dirty” crowd as it were. His latest title in for review is called The Ultimate Asian Experience, Jonni picking some of his best older scenes starring Asian cuties such as Tia Tanaka, Nyomi Marcela, and Lana Violet among others in a compilation of a dozen scenes spread across two discs. While I am not a slavering fanboy of Asians, I sure appreciate attractive women of all types and Jonni has rounded some up here, his willingness to depart from industry conventions and use multiple scenes from the same movie as well as use some of the ladies more often than once working to his advantage this time.


The company website described the movie like this: “Jonni Darkko has always had a special yen for exotically alluring Asian sluts. The veteran king of glamour-infused pornography combines an artistic, refined ethos with the filthiest sexual acts in gonzo scenes featuring the XXX industry's hottest, nastiest Asian-American babes. He's devoted entire movies to this self-defined niche, such as his recent "Asian Anal Assault" and the movies in his classic "Asian Fucking Nation" series. Now comes "The Ultimate Asian Experience," Jonni's handpicked compilation showcasing 12 of the lustiest sexual highlights from his archive. These tasty, hard-core romps offer the cream of the adult world's Far East-flavored females performers - each brings her own unique perspective and personality to this deluxe two-disc collection of POV-style encounters, saliva-fetish suck jobs, lesbian trysts, perverse anal assaults, multi-cock blow bangs and severe gang bangs. Stunning smut princess Tia Tanaka shows off her famous oral skills, gets ferociously fucked and indulges in hot Sapphic action with Southeast Asian sweetheart Nyomi Marcela. Athletic, slender super-whore Jayna Oso gets down in a hot three-way with Keeani Lei and lucky Mark Ashley. Dark-skinned slut Asia gets anally pounded by Mark Wood, then takes a nasty bukkake - four pricks plaster her face with thick, gooey layers of hot splooge. And enthusiasts for Asian-style sex can't go wrong with vintage scenes starring delectable Arcadia, Lana Croft, Annie Cruz and Lana Violet. Jonni Darkko's "The Ultimate Asian Experience" is like a menu of exquisite Far Eastern tastes and a travelogue of luxurious, exotic eroticism.” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Scene One: Asian Fucking Nation: Jayna Oso, Mark Ashley: Jayna is a sexy, slender babe with small breasts. She opens with a tease and has a nice bit showing off her hot box. Afterwards she joins up with Mark Ashley for some sex. They begin with a blow job. Jayna goes for his dick and puts her heart and soul into the act. The sex that follows continues the heated action with Jayna looking great as Mark worked her hard. There's some great anal action. The scene ends with a nice facial. (review by Rob Randell)

Scene Two: Suck It Dry 3: Tia Tanaka, Jonni Darkko: Lovely Asian starlet Tia Tanaka gives a quick glimpse of her pink pussy. Then she turns to her favorite turn on: a big hard cock in her mouth. Things get messy quick. Tia puts his dick in her pretty mouth and before long spit is avalanching from her sweet lips. She sucks him to completion and he cums in her mouth. (review by Saul Good)

Scene Three: Asian Fucking Nation: Annie Cruz, Arcadia Davida, Mark Ashley: Annie is a sexy young gal with a tight little body and nice breasts. Arcadia is also attractive, but not nearly as cute as Annie. The girls begin their scene with a little girl on girl action. They play with each other for a bit. Then Mark Ashley joins them and the trio engages in a heated threesome. The action has Mark fucking each of the girls over and over again with several oral interludes. Annie also shows off her squirting powers by covering Arcadia's face on one occasion. The action ends with Annie taking the pop shot in her mouth and kissing Arcadia. Hot scene. (review by Rob Randell)

Scene Four: Girls Love Girls 3: Lana Croft, Lana Violet, Jonni Darkko: Lana Croft and Lana Violet, both dressed up in naughty lingerie, were up next making out on the balcony of a large house, the perfect weather punctuating their tryst before the gals ended up inside the living room on the couch. Like with the other scenes, they were frisky and in the mood to mingle, the only real downside to the action being how over the top they acted; weakening the sex for me as less about them getting off and more about them wanting to project that dynamic. Neither of the ladies is really my type either so while they were generally well selected to work with each other (their common first name a quirk worth noting) and did all the same general level of tricks in their scene (oral, fingering, PTM, toys, anal), it struck me as more forced and the weak link of the entire show.

Scene Five: Suck It Dry 3: Jayna Oso, Jonni Darkko: Jayna Oso starts the disc off with her great dick disappearing talent. She is able to get Darkko's entire tube into her esophagus. And yums it with a fair amount of energy. A dark skinned, petite lass, Jayna has nice features and a soft face. She gives him an ample amount of oral pleasing before letting him fill her mouth. (review by Saul Good)

Scene Six: Wet Food 2: Lana Croft, Mike Hash, John West, Eric Swiss, Jeremy Steele, Sergio: Lana is the hottest girl on cast. This asian babe has a sultry look and a hot body. The scene has a similar setup to Arcadia's. Lana gets to use a bowl to capture her spit, which she slurps up on occasion. The action kicks off with Lana taking on 5 dudes. She looks fantastic deep throating and face fucking. She has the perfect face for an oral only scene. Very hot. As for the nastiness factor, this scene is messy. Lana does not hold back and lets the dudes work her face until it is an absolute mess. She also uses the bowl. (review by Rob Randell)

Scene Seven: Asian Fucking Nation: Tia Tanaka, Mark Wood: Tia is the lovely girl found on the DVD cover. She is young beauty. Sadly this scene begins without a tease. Instead we find her with Mark Wood. They engage in light foreplay, which has several good shots of Tia's sexy body. Next they jump right into sex. Mark fucks her and Tia looked sweet as ever. After a bit they break for an oral interlude. The oral only portion is hot! Tia looks great getting her face stuffed. The scene finishes off with more sex and a couple brief blow jobs. The scene ends with a goopy facial. (review by Rob Randell)

Scene Eight: My Girlfriend’s Whore Friend: Jayna Oso, Keeani Lei, Mark Ashley: Jayna Oso and Keanni Lei, a couple of exotic looking hotties, were dressed in skimpy outfits on the couch as they went down on one another. Both gals seemed to really get into one another as they licked and sucked their respective folds. Mark Ashley joined them by walking over and fucking Keanni from behind as the gal was going down on Jayna, pushing back on his dick like she wanted his entire length in. Jayna got in on the vaginal riding too, proving to be pretty good herself, and then both of them got worked over anally as if they were going to need diapers afterwards. Jayna was the better anal rider of the ladies but it was a solid scene to end with as Keanni and Jayna shared the facial.

Scene Nine: Bet Your Ass 6: Lana Croft, Mark Ashley: Lana Croft, a tiny Asian gal with an all natural body and cold demeanor, was up next, teasing on the couch in her panties and stripper shoes. The mechanics of the scene were decent enough but she did not invoke a response in me, perhaps due to her perceived attitude as much as my lack of interest in her body. She masturbated and Mark Ashley liked her schoolgirl outfit, replacing her dildo with his tongue in her ass and pussy. There did not appear to be much heat between them but they performed as if putting that aside, Mark using her toy to ready her ass for his cock but getting a decent blowjob first (as she spouted off dirty talk). His cock was huge for her ass and she remained passive throughout the penetrative portions of the scene, her oral skills the best thing she had to offer. The scene closed up when he rubbed out a load of semen to her face and she sort of licked it up.

Scene Ten: Wet Food: Tia Tanaka, Justin Snyder, Joe Rolk, Trevor Tompson, Jenner: Tia Tanaka is an innocent-looking Franco-vietnamese woman, but don't let the looks deceive you as she is definitely a sex bomb! If you haven't heard already, Tia looks to get out of the porn business very soon . . . so all the more important is this scene for Tia fans as this is the last blowbang you'll ever see of her! She's dressed up like a "China Doll" with chop-sticks in her hair, but at least she wasn't tasked to say "me so horny . . . me love you long time!" This knockout teases the camera before the oral festivities begins. She's surrounded with cock and uses her oral skills to its fullest. Although she may not have the mouth capacity to deepthroat like a Bobbi Bliss, it's admirable when she attempts to do so. The dog tray makes its appearance yet again and it provides a container for the saliva and the forthcoming semen! Finally, they unload their cum salvos on her face, which she later spreads to her body! The scene is not yet done as one guy has her all to himself! Finally, he unleashes a load on her mouth. But, the scene is not yet done since she gets one more bonus facial! This is a great scene! (review by Kobiata K.)

Scene Eleven: Asian Fucking Nation 2: Asia, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Mark Ashley, Mark Wood, Jeremy Steele, Johnny Fender, Mike Hash: Asia is the next gal up and she is an attractive babe with nice jiggly tits and a good figure. The scene opens with her showing off her body and playing with herself. With her legs spread wide open Mark Wood starts fucking her. He works her at a good pace. After a long fuck in missionary and doggie style they have oral sex. The oral bit is pretty brief but Asia performs like a natural. Then they resume the action and continue the heated fucking in straight and anal. The scene ends with 3 facials. (review by Rob Randell)

Scene Twelve: Girls Love Girls 2: Tia Tanaka, Nyomi Marcela: Tia Tanaka and Nyomi Marcela, the two Asian gals featured on the front cover, were up next as they also followed the beating thump with some tease and masturbation. It should be clear by now that I have reservations about formulas in porn and that my tastes in music are somewhat different then what might pass for a lite version of a rave's droning beat (which works great if you're surrounded by hot, sweaty, and ecstasy enlightened ladies) but these two, while anticlimactic to Dana and Roxy, were pleasing to look at and seemed to offer some diversity to the cast. I've seen both in several heated scenes of late and figured I'd be a sport for this review and leave the audio on a little longer. They seemed more into masturbating during their scene and the foot fetish aspects were more pronounced, with Nyomi taking the leading role this time. The oral each did to the other was decent, if not the most compelling of the movie, and Tia showed she can dish it out with the best of them when it was her turn to wield the dildo. It was interesting to see that each could be more dominant or submissive when called to do so than most of the other ladies of the flick, but the role playing aspect aside, it proved to be a decent, if not screen blazing, scene.


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Summary: The Ultimate Asian Experience by director Jonni Darkko for Evil Angel stood out as offering exactly what it said it would, doing so in spades, and providing an incredibly strokable experience. I enjoyed some scenes here more than I did when they were originally released too, the replay value, energy levels, and sheer levels of Asian fuck for the buck to merit a surprisingly strong rating of Highly Recommended. In short, The Ultimate Asian Experience did emphasize lean, small Asian babes over some of the thicker ladies of the genre that I have adored over the years but the sizzling hot sex in so many cases made up for it, the fans that have not seen these scenes yet being in for an Asian treat that won’t leave you hungry in an hour so give it a look and tell me what you think.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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