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Black Kong Dong 9

Studio: White Ghetto Films » Review by Bobby B. » Review Date: 8/14/13

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Category: Gonzo/Fetish/Big Cock


Cast: Casey Cumz/Nikki Hunter/Joclyn Stone/Tera Knightley/Hooks

Extras: Photos/Web

Runtime: 105 Mins

Release Date: 2/29/12

Click on the pic above to check out the trailer for 'Black Kong Dong 9'!


Scene 1:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Casey Cumz/Hooks
Footplay/Cunnilingus/Blowjob/Assplay/Armpit Fetish/Cowgirl/Ass Eating/Doggie/Spooning/Cum on Armpit (Medium Volume)

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The premiere scene in the ninth installment of the 'Black Kong Dong' series begins as we see teen hottie Casey Cumz relaxing on a couch. Her presence is somewhat contradicting to the film here, since the actual title is 'The Milf Edition', but I suppose I can deal. Hooks later enters the room and action sets in with a variety of weird niche acts mostly involving Casey's armpit of all things. A solid blowie from Casey follows as shit continues to get weird with the armpit stuff, and sex soon begins in a cowgirl style dick-jamming from Mr Hooks. The scene progresses decently, but there really aren't too many noteworthy moments as we move forward. It eventually caps off just as weirdly as it began, with a jizz pop to Casey's armpit. Fitting. Unfortunately, I wasn't really into this scene. I poke fun, but all fetishes are our own to have and fantasize with, I just wasn't fond of the armpit thing, and there was a ton of it here.
Scene 2:--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Joclyn Stone/Hooks
Armpit Licking/Footplay/Blowjob/69/Reverse Cowgirl/Cowgirl/Missionary/Doggie/Cunnilingus/Cum on Armpit (Medium Volume)
The second scene begins with some truly godawful acting, as Hooks is playing a prisoner and Joclyn Stone is the warden's wife who plans on working out a deal with him for an early release. Action starts in quickly, with much of the same fetish stuff from the last scene, and an eventual blowjob and 69 that is pretty slow moving. Sex eventually starts in a reverse cowgirl position and as we move forward the scene grows increasingly more horrible with each second that passes. Fans of the more 'realistic' MILFs may enjoy this one I suppose, but I highly doubt it. It was all pretty meager. 
Scene 3:---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Nikki Hunter/Hooks
Female Masturbation/Armpit Licking/Footplay/Cunnilingus/Ass Eating/Missionary/Doggie/Blowjob Deepthroating/Cowgirl/Cum on Armpit (Medium Volume)
Next up is my main reason for reviewing this one, the beautiful Nikki Hunter. Nikki opens the scene looking amazing as ever, playing the part of a porn girl who is getting ready for her scene, as Hooks plays her stalker or "biggest fan". Opening moments are pretty cool actually, as Nikki spots Hooks jerking his kong dong in her dressing room but eventually decides to give him his ultimate wish. Solid action once the scene fully gets underway, with Nikki throating Hooks like a pro, while being flexible enough to shove her foot into his mouth as she does it. The dialogue from Nikki is incredible as well, she almost constantly spouts massive amounts of filth from her mouth throughout, and it's super hot, and super kinky. Also, the bj given in the scenes latter stages is the best of the film beyond the shadow of a doubt. Nikki sucks and chugs dick like no other, and it makes for quite the visual. The scene ends with another pit shot, as I'm imagining it's the ongoing theme here. Nice scene from Nikki, best of the film for sure. 
Scene 4:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Tera Knightley/Hooks
Footplay/Armpit Licking/Cunnilingus/Doggie/Missionary/Reverse Cowgirl/Cum on Armpits (Medium Volume)
Tera Knightley opens up the final scene in the milf edition of Black Kong Dong, as she's at the podiatrist to get a checkup for some pain she's been having. 'Doctor Dong Kong' (as Hooks calls himself) enters view next, and after a long bout of horrible acting the scene eventually starts appropriately with some footplay. After Hooks runs her through the rigor of the standard niche fetishes already showcased in the film, a fairly nice but slow moving bj ensues. The scene progresses slowly, and ultimately ends up being the worst of the entire film, ending of course, with a cumshot to the armpit. How else?


 I give all the credit in the world to Hooks, because this movie is essentially just him living out a bunch of his fetishes and putting it on film. The problem for me was, well....it was just weird, and something I'm not into watching. I can't fault the guy for making the movie, because if I had the opportunity I'd probably do the same thing, and my movie would probably be just as boring if not worse. Every scene ends with a cumshot to the armpit, and the substance from each segment is just full of crazy fetish style stuff that kind of threw me off of what I initially expected the movie to be. I'm not going to recommend this one, or even tell you to rent it, unless you're into armpit licking and armpit cumshots, then I suppose you might like it.


i apologize for any grammatical errors, i was beating off when i wrote this.

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