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Swimsuit Calendar Girls 2013

Studio: Elegant Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 8/23/13

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Swimsuit Calendar Girls 2013

Elegant Angel

Genre: Gonzo, Swimsuits

Director: Toni Ribas

Cast: Kortney Kane, James Deen, Anikka Albrite, Mr. Pete, Gia Dimarco, Toni Ribas, Teal Conrad, Mick Blue, Adrianna Luna, Manuel Ferrara

Length: 180:05 minutes

Date of Production: 6/17/2013


Extras: The extras included a bonus scene from last year’s volume of the series, Swimsuit Calendar Girls 2012, lasting 31:59 minutes with Krissy Lynn and Manuel Ferrara going at it (as described below). There was then a short, 4:39 minute long set of clips offered as Behind the Scenes material, a pop shot recap, a photogallery, some trailers, and company web information.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Swimsuit Calendar Girls 2013 was presented in anamorphic widescreen as shot by director Toni Ribas for Elegant Angel. I’m more familiar with Toni’s directing works at the Red Light/Platinum X, Private, and other companies than anything recently but he seems to have done a decent job here at capturing the visuals, Asa Akira serving as his production assistant and Michael Cates editing the footage with Ryan Weitz. There were a lot of rough edges here and some shots I really wanted to include as screen captures but it was not the worst I’ve seen in a gonzo outing. There was no company watermark that I could see as with other companies, the fleshtones and lighting again well handled. The aural portion of the show was not attributed to anyone in particular, the music form the montage tease sequences coming from Productiontrax. The vocals were minimal but I could hear the cast when they spoke, some background noticed at times but only barely.


Body of Review: Toni Ribas used to direct for Elegant Angel a long time ago, the man better known for his rough sex performances all over the porn universe these days. His latest directing job for the company is called Swimsuit Calendar Girls 2013, the man picking up the torch to give his own look into the world of hotties prancing around in bikinis before engaging in sexual trysts with a male partner. As basic as the formula has been over the years the series has been around, the casting of ladies like Anikka Albrite, Adrianna Luna, Kortney Kane, Gia DiMarco, and Xcritic blogger Teal Conrad, has always managed to draw some interest, my desire to see what he would do with the premise drawing my attention. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:


Scene One: Kortney Kane, the lean hard body hotty featured on the front cover, was up first as she posed on the beach in her blue patterned bikini, some minor glimpses of her physique allowed before she ended up in the house with James Deen. They kissed in bed and he nuzzled her boobs, treating her roughly as she gave in to whatever the dude wanted to do. The overacting regarding how she apparently enjoyed his presence was a bit stifling; James gobbling her gash and ass with an appreciation of her bald beaver. He then began vaginally banging her passive body, her intensity returning when she knelt down to blow him with some hand to gland friction, her eye contact helping the scene reestablish some minor heat before more mechanical plowing took place. The scene ended when she slobbed his knob one last time, jerking him off to deliver all his genetic juice to her face until the post coital head showed her licking up his baby batter but not swallowing it. The company website described the scene like this: “Kortney Kane knows guys jack off constantly while looking at her body - what else are Swimsuit Calendar Girls for? Well, what's she supposed to do when her pussy needs more than just adoring fans wanking at a distance? She comes to porn, of course - and gets that perfect body fucked the way it deserves to be fucked! As you'll see, this brunette isn't just one of nature's most raw forms of beauty, she's also got a sex drive you must see to believe!”


Scene Two: Anikka Albrite, a fetching blond with an all natural body and alluring eyes, was up next on the beach, the surf helping free her boobs as she sprawled out on the tide in slow motion. Her healthy ass ate her bikini bottom but the tease was a pale comparison to previous company efforts, the gal ending up on the house railing with Mr. Pete who roughly handled her as they kissed. He grabbed her ass and she rubbed his package through his pants, the two soon ending up on a couch where the rest of the clothing flew off so he could spank her and she could beat his meat. He dove into her ass to rim it and she reciprocated with an enthusiastic hummer as he smacked her ass, her eye contact splendid as she swallowed his modest pecker with energy. Anikka was an active vaginal rider and Pete pounded her with his finger up her sweet ass, his load of population pudding coming to her face earlier than expected. The company website described the scene like this: “Annika Albright will make you think you're living a fantasy, right from the start of this 34 minute hardcore scene. Her stunning blonde stare has flirtations all its own. She doesn't have to tell you she's thinking about sex, and she pretends not to even notice her tits are falling out of her swimsuit. Annika couldn't telegraph it any more clearly - this guy is getting fucked by one of porn's Swimsuit Calendar Girls!”


Scene Three: Gia Dimarco, an increasingly popular young lady with great curves, was up next on the beach with an oiled body and animal print bikini that hid very little from the audience. Her ass cheeks hung out of the suit and she flashed her tits once, the quick edit showing her in the house with Toni Ribas. They kissed and she dropped down to blow him, taking her time to offer him a sultry oral experience while she looked up to him with a gleam in her eye. I liked that she took her time giving him some head, licking his balls and throating him with ease, before he at least tasted her ass and rubbed her perfect pucker a bit. Unfortunately, he started roughing her up with some ass slapping, the passive vaginal positions giving way to some modestly active anal with taste testing serving to show her versatility. The passion displayed with inconsistent and forced much of the time but she gave a good performance all the same, Toni grabbing her by the hair to jerk out a wad of spunk to her open mouth and get some post coital head before she swallowed. The company website described the scene like this: “Gia DiMarco is one of those untouchable Swimsuit Calendar Girls for you, but here, she's lining up to get that penetrated by professional cock. Watch her get wet at sunset on the beach, before coming inside, getting on her knees, and deep throating to say hello, and start this 38 minute hardcore scene. Gia knows her beauty makes a man want to become a beast, and she's hoping he will... because Gia wants to get her hair pulled, her pussy drilled, and to take an anal jackhammering!”


Scene Four: Teal Conrad, a lean hotty with gorgeous eyes and an alluring manner about her, was up next on the rocky shore of the beach in her skimpy white bikini as she teased to the droning music. Her lengthy locks of hair added something to the mix and she managed to flash her breasts a few times before ending up in the seaside home with Mick Blue. The gal had a nice ass and seemed to like him well enough, Mick all over her as he tasted her neatly trimmed snatch, the couple kissing as he rubbed her the right way. While it has been awhile since Teal blogged here on Xcritic, she always came across as liking sex, this scene no different even if the pair seemed to be off in their timing. She slobbed his knob with some hand assistance and superior eye contact as though she was into him and he pumped away savagely given just how good it must have felt, Teal nuzzling his nuts and making him feel special. Mick then began a series of vaginal penetrative positions, her ass rippling delightfully well in some of the positions like doggy. This was not her most active riding experience but it suited me just fine for the most part, the hotty able to convey her pleasure before the ending round of splooge was tossed off onto her face and into her open mouth. The company website described the scene like this: “Teal Conrad reminds us that brunettes get wetter, in this 35 minute hardcore scene. She comes in off the beach hot from more than just her tan, and ready to lie down and squirm with her man. He finds her wet, and she finds him hard - so in he goes, and she's wide open and bucking right back at him. After many positions of intense sex and many orgasmic moments from Teal, she's taking a grateful cumshot to her pretty face!”


Scene Five: Adrianna Luna, an exotic hotty that many of my award voting peers suggested was near the top of their lists for performer of the year last year, was up last as she sought to bring it all home. She wore loop earrings and a tiny bikini, her skin shining with oil as she posed seductively on the beach. She was under the pier when she flashed her boobs and ass for the camera but a quick edit had her being orally serviced on a black couch by Manuel Ferrara where all her assets came into play. This was the first scene where the two performers showed any distinctive personal chemistry, Manuel inhaling her bald beaver as she reacted accordingly and Adrianna reciprocating passionately when she knelt down to give him a hummer. They kissed as they vaginally fucked, her hand diddling herself as he power plowed her snatch and felt up her tits. There was some choking and her boobs swayed as he banged her, his thumb inserted into her willing ass but no other anal observed as he pleasured her in a manner that seemed to accommodate her every need. In the end, she took his large load of ball batter and swallowed it down, the gal looking up at the camera as though completely satisfied before the credits rolled. The company website described the scene like this: “Adrianna Luna is hotter than the sun when she squirms around, showing off and touching herself under her bikini bottoms, in the scorching intro to this 32 minute hardcore secene. This dark Asian temptress has the kind of nubile body fantasies pour out of, and in this video, she's about to show you what those fantasies should look like. Watch this naughty swimsuit calendar girl get fucked and lick the cumshot off her fingers!”


Bonus Scene: Swimsuit Calendar Girls 2012: Krissy Lynn & Manuel Ferrara: Krissy Lynn, a curvy blond that I admit is one of the current unsung babes of the industry in terms of her performances, was up next following the formula on the beach in a purple bikini half the size it would need to be to cover her sexy form. Her ass was hanging out and there was ample cleavage on hand, the frolicking in the waves and on the surf in the sand making her look ever more desirable. She oiled up, gave a few rare glimpses of nudity and then the montage ended to show her on the white couch with studly Manuel Ferrara. The pair kissed and he used his hand to diddle her pussy underneath her bikini bottom, eating her out until she forcibly started working his pecker into her mouth. This resulted in a heated 69, their chemistry and passion enhancing the replay value and strokability, Krissy even tossing his salad when asked. They fucked hard and fast, kissing while Manuel rubbed her clitoris in some active vaginal penetration positions. This led to a slower anal but she grew more active as she warmed up to his cock in her ass, especially in the cowgirl position. Both did more oral on each other from there, Krissy eventually jerking him off all over her face and into her mouth to savor the taste of his spunk during the glazing moment. 31:59 minutes

Summary: Swimsuit Calendar Girls 2013 by director Toni Ribas for Elegant Angel really did not leave a big mark for me, sticking largely to the established formula but showing less explicit ass shots than previous directors did, the tease footage on the beach certainly less revealing as well. To me, the tease always sets the stage and lacking some of the crucial chemistry between partners weakened some of the scenes to the point where the replay value dropped, the show meriting a rating of Rent It as a result. In its favor, the movie did have a great female cast, it just wasn’t allowed enough freedom to express itself with passion, some of the lackluster performances almost unheard of from the company as recently as earlier this year. In short, Swimsuit Calendar Girls 2013 was not terrible but it was not the refined piece of work it should have been either, the reliance on beauty over heat something the director might want to work on in future projects.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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