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Whore's Ink

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by The Mooninite » Review Date: 8/25/13

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

The Movie:

Director Jonni Darko’s latest for Evil Angel focuses on the ever popular tattooed lady fetish, and for good reason. Sometimes it’s nice to see a pretty gal all decked out with some illustrated ink, the kind that doesn’t wash off. Of course, like any other kink, quirk or fetish your mileage may vary but it’s safe to say that at this point in the history of North American society, tattoos are just as much a part of life as sex is. So why not mix them? Right. There’s no reason not to, so sit right back and enjoy these five scenes, completely unrelated except for the fact that they each feature a heavily tattooed tart in crazed carnal action.

So without further ado, let’s get down to it, boppers…

Chapter 1 – Bonnie Rotten, Bill Bailey And Billy Glide: Sexy dark haired cover girl Bonnie starts her scene off in a white leather bustier type thing with some metal studs on it. It’s a good look for her, she struts and wiggles and shows off her curves and before you know it she’s spread eagle on the couch as the boys move in for a taste. He snatch gets eaten and fingered and rubbed in every way possible, at one point her lips being held open wide as she fingers her own hole for the camera. The guys take turns fucking her nicely groomed snatch, at first with her legs up in the air held close together for maximum tightness but following that in some more convention positions – doggy, missionary, cowgirl. Whichever one of the two guys who doesn’t have his cock up her snatch at any given point has likely got it crammed way down her throat, which is something she does well, her oral skills are never less than completely impressive. As the scene comes to a close and she’s riding one guy cowgirl style (the other’s cock in her mouth, of course), her ass gets fingered a bit and the scene ends with her down on her knees, a dick in each hand, stroking and sucking and then getting a good, solid fingering to bring it all to a nice, rough, sweaty finish.

Chapter 2 – Christy Mack And Jordan Ash: Big titted dark haired Christy has got nice full arm’s length sleeves and wonderfully solid though completely unnatural looking breasts. She starts her scene off by showing those off, before Jordan comes into the room. At that point she gets on the couch and holds her pussy wide open for him to slip it in, and he does just that. He chokes her lightly as he fucks her, and she keeps a finger on her clit. He gets a few of his fingers into her mouth, and then she drops to her knees to give him wet, sloppy head. She rides him cowgirl style, which gives us the chance to ogle her ass, and then she blows him some more. From there she gets fucked doggy style, and then she’s on her knees with his cock down her throat and drooling all over her big fake tits. She sucks and strokes his member long enough that eventually he blows his load all over her face, into her open mouth and all down her tongue. A nice aggressive and sexy scene with a whole lot of energy.

Chapter 3 – Skin Diamond And Xander Corvus: Fellow cover girl Skin looks hot here, starting things off in a kinky leather outfit complete with a cap and a cigarette. She smokes, we gave at her exotic look and admire her nose ring, and then she spreads her legs and fingers her shaved pussy for us. Xander comes into the frame and his pants drop as she gets on her knees and sucks him, taking him all the way down her throat. She bends over and he fucks her from behind and then she blows him again. She’s bend over with a leg up after that, getting plowed from behind again, and then she gets on her back so he can fuck her pussy missionary style and cram a few fingers into her mouth while he does so. He grabs a turkey baster and pokes around with it but then slips his prick back in her before pulling out and fucking her mouth again. More missionary style deep dick action after that, and she squirts all over the damn place as he rubs her clit – seriously, clean up on aisle seven, this chick made a serious mess. From there we see her down on all fours as he slips a digit or two up there be slipping his dick back in, and after that she goes down again. She sucks him until he comes into her mouth and ends the scene – nicely down by both parties, aggressive but never forced and sexy and kinky without going too far over the top.

Chapter 4 –Cameron Canada And Prince Yahshua: Pretty blonde Cameron of the great white north has the sides of her head shaved here as she teases us with her eyes and shows off her body. Prince comes in and gets her down on all four so that he can chow down on that fairly perfect ass for a few minutes. After that she returns the oral favors and chokes on his big black dick. He fucks her from behind, she blows him again and then gets on her back for more deep fucking, as he breaks occasionally to lick her snatch. He pulls out and she gets him off as he makes a big mess all over her face and hands and brings the scene to a close while she cleans things up and licks his man chowder off of her fingers.

Chapter 5 – Karmen Karma, Billy Glide And Jordan Ash: After that blonde diversion, we once again head back to watch a dark haired hottie, this time in the form of sexy Karen. She shows off just like the four who came before her but then does them one better by using an old school Hitachi Magic Wand on her pussy to give us a nice solo performance. The guys come into the frame and take turns fucking her mouth and her pussy, rubbing up on her tits and groping her. She doesn’t seem to mind one bit, getting down on her knees and going back and forth between on dick and then the next, stroking and sucking and stroking and sucking some more. Like the other three way scene on the disc, from there we see her get her pussy fucked, taking a dick up her snatch and another in her mouth as the guys go back and forth between holes with her in a few different positions. It ends with her on her knees between the two guys, once again stroking and sucking until she’s got two big ol’ loads of jizz dripping down her face ending the scene and the feature.



This shot on digital video production looks pretty clean presented here in a reasonably stable widescreen 1.78.1 presentation. There is some mild edge enhancement in a couple of spots and a considerablye amount of mpeg compression evident throughout in the darker scenes. Skin tones look nice and natural, the compositions are dead on, and aside from the fact that this digital video production looks like a digital video production and as such suffers from the minor defects usually associated with the format, everything looks as good as you’d realistically expect it to.


The Dolby Digital 2.0 Surround track is quite sufficient. The dialogue comes through cleanly and clearly as do all of the moans and groans. There is no background music used anywhere during the feature aside from the opening credits and the levels do tend to fluctuate quite a bit from scene to shining scene but aside from that there isn’t much to whine about here. The audio is fine.


Don’t expect much in the way of extras, though there is a cum shot recap, a still gallery, a collection of trailers for other Evil Angel releases and some filmographies included on the disc. Aside from that? There are some ads for web sites, animated menus and scene selection included on the disc as well.

Final Thoughts:

Whore’s Ink doesn’t really do anything we haven’t seen done before, in fact, outside of marginally playing up the tattooed side of things, it’s fairly standard gonzo porn. With that said, as formulaic as it might be at times, it is well performed by a solid cast that is both enthusiastic and (seemingly) genuinely into things. The sex is fast, furious, uninhibited and pretty pants tightening to watch. There’s not a whole lot here in the way of extras but the audio and video quality is pretty good. Not an essential release but if you dig tattooed ladies, consider it recommended.

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