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Slayin' Asians

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Bobby B. » Review Date: 8/29/13

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Category: Asian/Gonzo/Interracial


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Cast: Asa Akira/Krissie Dee/Cindy Starfall/Jessica Bangkok/London Keyes/Prince Yahshua/Sean Michaels

Director: Jonni Darkko

Extras: Photo Galleries/Trailers/Web

Release Date: 8/12/2013

Runtime: 197 Mins

Click the play button above to watch the trailer for Slayin' Asians!



 Scene 1:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Asa Akira/Prince Yahshua
Tease/Blowjob/Deepthroating/Facefucking/Female Masturbation/Cunnilingus/Missionary Anal/Gaping Doggie Anal/ATM/Cowgirl/Facial (Medium Volume)

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 The premiere scene in Jonni Darkko's Slayin' Asians begins with a magnificent tease session from Asa Akira that is likely to leave you blue-balled before the actual sex even begins. Asa looks fantastic here, working the camera like the true professional that we've all come to know and love, wearing a pink neglige get-up with stockings and blinged out heels while she shakes things up in the introductory moments. After around five minutes of pure awesomeness she crawls on her hands and knees to Prince Yahshua, who is already naked and waiting with his shaft set at full sail. The blowjob that then ensues is chock full of sexual energy with Asa giving out some massive cock chokes and deepthroats to Prince's swollen dong while he reciprocates with some sporadic face fucks to keep her honest. An intense and utterly amazing beginning to this scene that only reaches higher points when the sex begins in an anal missionary "slaying" given to Asa. The scene continues to fascinate with Asa giving out some stellar gapes while getting absolutely pummeled by Prince's meat sword. The scene concludes with a facial jizz splat rewarded to Asa for her efforts, and afterwards Prince gives her some more solid fucking before she looks into the camera and spits his cum onto the camera lens. Wow. This was fucking at its best, two professionals giving each other all they had. Solid energy, great chemistry, and a scene that is nearly impossible to take your eyes off of the entire time. This one is certain to be slotted in my top 20 scenes of the year come December. Solid!
Scene 2:---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Krissie Dee/Sean Michaels/Prince Yahshua
Anal Dildo Play/Female Masturbation/Cunnilingus/Anal/DP/Blowjob/Reverse Cowgirl Anal/Missionary Doggie Anal/Missionary Anal/Deepthroating/Facefucking/Simultaneous Facials (High Volume)
Krissie Dee opens up the second scene in the film, kicking things off with some anal dildo play before slowing things down and putting on some makeup to prepare herself for her slaying. Prince soon enters our view with his pal Sean Michaels and the two begin ravaging Krissie in mere seconds of their appearance. The guys poke, prod, and feast on Krissie's holes thoroughly before the camera soon cuts, and the next thing you know Krissie is getting DP'd. Sex is again very strong throughout these opening moments, with Krissie moaning and groaning like she hasn't had dick in ages. Her exuberance and exhilaration for cock shines like a beacon of light throughout the scene, and the tiny moments of camera interaction are lovely as well. Things progress well as we move forward and the guys are certainly beginning to wear Krissie down, but her second wind seems to pick up nicely in a fantastic slop filled, dick dunking, deepthroat double blowjob barrage near the scene's closing. The ending consists of a simultaneous jizz shower provided to Krissie for her efforts, as her fake eyelash falls down her face with the cum that was slathered over her only seconds before. This one was great. Awesome moments laced throughout this entire scene, and Krissie delivered a wonderful performance that the porn pervs are sure to love. Sweet!
Scene 3:*Scene To Remember*---------------------------------------------------------------
Cindy Starfall/Prince Yahshua
Tease/Female Masturbation/Cunnilingus/Missionary/Blowjob/Facefucking/Doggie/Ass Eating/Cumplay Bukkake Style Facials/(Massive Volume)
Cindy Starfall is our next asian up for a slaying, and she opens the scene in a tease and masturbation sesh that involves oil, spit, and fingers. Cindy looks delicious here, jamming her hands deep into her hot box like she's searching for a million dollar prize buried somewhere deep inside. Action sets in once Prince enters view, and begins with him feasting on Cindy's love muffin while she moans and groans to the cunnilingus queens above. Sex is soon to follow after Cindy drapes Prince's pump-stick with drool and he jams it inside of her roughly. Some great fucking right off the rip in this scene that evolves into a massive cock throating bj from the fun-sized starlet. Cindy is perhaps the most submissive of the girls showcased in the film thus far, and watching Prince have his way with her is nothing short of wonderful. Just when it seems like she can't handle anymore, she persists to jump right back to her black boytoy as if it wasn't enough, and she certainly gets her ass handed to her when she does. A very animalistic vibe in this scene, especially in the later stages when the chemistry and energy between these two runs rampant as Cindy is nearly crying lust filled tears of joy. Her makeup is a mess by the middle stages, and Prince's relentless hole-hammering has Cindy worked up into an absolute frenzy. Positions stay the same much of the time, but intensity is high, and the genuineness of this scene is simply beautiful. This scene was powerful, the kind of scene I could write a fucking book about, but I'll simply close by saying this: Cindy shows in this scene why she is among the hottest stars out there, Asian, American, black, white, it doesn't matter. This girl is amazing, and this scene speaks for itself. Watch it. It's fucking great.
Scene 4:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Jessica Bangkok/Prince Yahshua 
Light Bondage/Cunnilingus/Blowjob/Deepthroating/Doggie/Missionary/Ass Eating/Cowgirl/Facial Cumplay (Medium Volume)
A personal favorite of mine, Jessica Bangkok, is the star of our next scene in this already outstanding collection of slain Asian superstars. We begin with Jessica tied to a stripper pole as our main focus, while Prince sits patiently on a posh couch in the background. Jessica is blindfolded as well as having her hands tied behind the pole, and before too long Prince approaches her with a determined look as she eagerly awaits. Some fondling from Prince follows, as she gives some of her trademark high pitched moans that always drive the pervs wild before eventually being let out of her restraints and falling to her knees to begin the bj. Great action early on here, as Jessica slops up Prince's jizz whistle wonderfully while mixing in some solid deepthroats before taking a full-on doggie style reaming from Mr Yahshua. Sex is strong from the start, and seems to only get better as positions change with Jessica constantly begging for more from Prince as the scene progresses. Prince gives her a hard reaming, and the blowjobs laced throughout the separate parts of the scene are outstanding as well. Jessica gets extra sloppy and gives some massive spits into the camera lens many times through the scene before getting a mouthful of jizz in the latter stages. Some solid stuff here. Good scene. 
Scene 5:--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
London Keyes/Prince Yahshua
Tease/Doggie Anal/Blowjob/Deepthroating/ATM/Gaping/Missionary Anal/Facial (Medium Volume)
The fifth and final scene of Slayin' Asians begins as we see porno superstar London Keyes. London gives us a great tease, lasting somewhere in the realm of the four minute mark, that abruptly cuts to some doggie style anal with Prince Yahshua to begin the action. London is taking an early pounding like a champ before she goes down for some ATM action only minutes afterwards, and the bj that ensues here is another super-charged cock swallowing. The scene continues forward in an all-anal buttfucking fiasco that has some stellar bj moments laced throughout as well. London is awesome here and ultimately caps things off by receiving load dropping facial straight to the kisser. Nice scene here.
What an amazing film, regardless of the niche, this was gonzo porn at it's finest. Jonni is no stranger to the Asian babes niche, and some of the best and most recognizable faces in that category grace the screen in this film. Slayin' Asians also showcases Prince Yahshua as the phenomenal performer that he has come to be, executing some pretty powerful sex with a very receptive cast of considerably beautiful girls. Asa and Cindy were simply amazing, but the scenes that surrounded theirs were not too far from perfect either. I loved the attention to detail in directing, and the energy and intensity in these scenes had a very genuine feel that just isn't portrayed in enough porn films today. I'd be sure to highly recommend this to all fans of the gonzo genre, and especially to those who are partial to Asian girls, as I do believe that these are five of the very best that the industry has. Slayin' Asians is sure to leave you with a load in your lap and a smile on your face! Put this one in your collection and enjoy it for years to come!


i apologize for any grammatical errors, i was beating off when i wrote this.

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