Cast: Noelle Easton, Tim Von Swine, Mya Lushes, Mike John, Tessa Lane, Whitney Westgate, Chrissy Nova
Length: 163:53 minutes
Date of Production: 7/31/2013
Extras: There was a group of six trailers, a pop shot recap, a photogallery, websites, a cast list, and a great BTS lasting 37:14 minutes (starting with a round of applause for the return of director Mike John, a later nod to Brandon Iron, and some amusing comments along the way). The BTS was mostly a series of sex scenes mixed in with the attendant photoshoots but provided ample background information to enhance it too.
Audio/Video Quality: Mike John’s Boobaholics Anonymous 9 was presented in an appealingly clear anamorphic widescreen color as shot by directors Mike John & Tim Von Swine for Jules Jordan Video. Each scene was shot in point of view (POV) by the two directors, the steady camera work helping maintain the illusion needed to generate the most stroke value. The lighting was consistently solid, generally limiting the grain and other visual flaws in the open settings of the house, the open rooms well lit this time. There were no compression artifacts and the fleshtones were nearly perfect, making this one visually solid for my tastes. As expected, Tim Von Swine handled most of the production and the entire movie was the better for it, Mike earning co-directing credit for his one scene. The 2.0 Dolby Digital English audio was a bit more basic with no separation or major dynamic range but I could always hear what was said and the music didn't interfere with my viewing pleasure. The music dominated during the tease sequences and fans may find this a marked change for the director from most of his works to date.
Body of Review: Mike John and Tim Von Swine are well known for their gonzo productions distributed by Jules Jordan Video, fans long appreciating the amount of fuck for the buck provided. Their latest title coming out this week is called Mike John’s Boobaholics Anonymous 9, the series providing a lengthy look at ladies who have big boobs and like going full bore on penetrating peckers. There was a great selection of ladies here including Noelle Easton, Whitney Westgate, Chrissy Nova, Tessa Lane, and Mya Lushes (Mike’s favorite); each providing their bodacious breasts for fan approval. Of special note was Mike coming back to direct one of the scenes, his absence mitigated only because Tim’s wonderful work on their various series in recent months. With three newcomers in their first scenes, another lady with under a dozen credits, and the third with less than 30 titles under her belt according to the IAFD, fans of the unsullied will find this appealing too. Here’s a very brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that obviously no condoms were used for those still interested:
Scene One: Noelle Easton, the gorgeous young brunette featured on the lower left corner of the front cover, was up first in her first release (claiming she was in porn for about a month as I recall). Her face was pretty, her boobs were impressive and naturally firm as only an 18 year old can be, and her fleshy ass looked yummy too. Hailing from Tennessee, the gal sported a bald beaver so it makes sense that Tim Von Swine wanted her for himself, some oil applied to make her bouncing bosoms glisten as Tim compared her to his two favorite titty queens of the recent past. She was playful and soon walked into the house to blow him, the POV camera angle maintained throughout the entire movie. She slobbed his knob aggressively with a lot of skill, stroking his shaft while sucking his head as well as licking him from base to tip, her eye contact superb. There was the usual high energy titty fuck and the active vaginal riding positions added something too, Tim busting a nut of genetic juice all over her chest to finish off their interaction as the baby batter slowly ran down her frame.
Scene Two: Mya Lushes, the skinny black gal seen on the center of the front cover, was up next with Mike John, the man back from his travels in the south to remind us all of just how good his POV works can be. She wore a red crop top and tight black booty shorts that looked almost painted on her body, the two starting off inside before teasing outside all too briefly and returning to the comfort of the house. While she was really skinny, her ample sample tits looked inviting, Mike complimenting her repeatedly about her body (such as her sweet ass and strong legs). He vaginally fucked her from that point on, her shaven slit inviting to the man as she played with her boobs and kept looking up at him. She did some oral on the guy at times but nowhere near as strong as Noelle had in the last scene. Still, she was genetically gifted in the titular sense and was no stranger to active riding and her breasts bounced around nicely as the newcomer earned Mike’s praise. The oral and vaginal continued until she drained his dragon of population pudding with a titty fuck, some additional outdoor tease included as Mike gave a shout out.
Scene Three: Tessa Lane, the fleshy hotty seen on the upper left hand corner of the front cover, was up next as the pleasingly thick brunette sat in a chair to be interviewed by Tim Von Swine. To date, she has 29 movies to her credit, her all natural tits looking as yummy as ever, same going for her slightly hairy pussy (she was wearing no panties). She sat in the living room because she had such fair skin that Tim was afraid she would burn, the tease session proving most strokable before she applied some hand to gland friction during her wonderfully sensual blowjob. She throated him with a smile, clearly appreciating Tim almost as much as he adored her, the titty fuck nearly pushing him over the edge. She was an active vaginal rider, as much as any of the cast in fact, but her oral skills really provided the icing on the cake (no pun intended), Tim’s thick pecker exciting her enough to push her forward as she went nuts trying to get him to nut some baby batter. Tim played with her asshole a tiny bit as she impaled herself on his cock but they did not do anal before he ended it with a healthy load of spunk to drench her chest with his seed.
Scene Four: Whitney Westgate, the curvy Floridian seen featured on the upper right hand corner of the cover, was up next in her first scene for one of the top three gonzo companies in a POV scene with Tim Von Swine. She wore a red and white bra to hold her 32-DDD boobs in, her skimpy but matching panties barely covering her shaven slit. She had pretty eyes and a great ass, her strong legs complimenting her shapely boobs enough to curry favor with the director. I would have liked seeing her outside but as tanned as she was, I’m sure there was a reason for the location of the living room. As Tim rubbed her tender 19 year old pussy, it puffed up noticeably under the panties, her juices flowing even before he had her remove them slowly while bending over. Tim then fingered her as she rubbed herself, the gal lounging back to masturbate for him while she prepared to suck his cock. Whitney was another who kept great eye contact in the POV proceeding, her ball sucking needing some polishing up but the lady otherwise enjoying her time with the meaty member of the director. As she savored his cock in her mouth, it came as no surprise that Tim would oil her up for a titty fuck, her moderately active vaginal riding skills devouring his cock in doggy and missionary. The look on her face was priceless as he pounded into her pussy, some taste testing nearly eliciting his wad of splooge early but her aggressive cowgirl and eye contact finally causing him to blast out the ending semen during a titty fuck.
Scene Five: Chrissy Nova, the 34-DDlady featured on the lower right hand corner of the front cover, was up last as the 19 year old newcomer took care of director Tim Von Swine. She sat out by the pool in her blue satin bikini, Tim getting her naked in record time as she showcased her big natural tits and juicy, fleshy ass. She had some trimmed pubic hair and he juiced her up with his fingers before she tore into his cock with a blowjob. She was relatively quiet compared to her peers in the movie, letting her north Californian sex skills speak volumes as she worked his pecker over ally and gave his balls some attention too. The noisy hummer led to an oiled titty fuck, her rapid fire enthusiasm giving the director a great time from his comments, various forms of active vaginal riding complimenting her superior oral skills before Tim did something special for the camera; setting it down to jump in the scene and do her in spooning position. This led to a crotch pop of semen, Tim wanting to continue so Tim manned up for more. After a few more variations of these acts, Chrissy assumed the kneeling position to take on his next load of ball batter, the gal rubbing his sperm into her chest before both of them enjoyed the afterglow.
Summary: Mike John’s Boobaholics Anonymous 9 by directors Mike John & Tim Von Swine for Jules Jordan Video was another very solid stroke flick by the directors, the strokability, replay value, and quality of the action adding up to a rating of Highly Recommended. Noelle Easton, Whitney Westgate, Chrissy Nova, Tessa Lane, and Mya Lushes were all providing some replay value and strokability, the directors elevating the sexual antics with all the usual touches they add to inspire heat, energy, and enthusiasm. In short then, Mike John’s Boobaholics Anonymous 9 had some of the fun factor that makes the director’s movies so appreciated, their ability to showcase sexually skilled hotties in a fuck flick a testament to his ability to enhance the performances of his already solid casting, Tim Von Swine’s touch again enhancing the final product more than Mike’s (by sheer number of scenes).
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