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Tits Ahoy!


Studio: Private » Review by Evan Leaf » Review Date: 9/10/13



XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Genre Big tits, Hardcore, Feature.

Director Lako

Cast Cindy Dollar, Rihanna Samuel, Kristy Lust, Stracy Stone, Laura Crystal

Duration 115 minutes

Date of Production May 2011

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Audio / Video There was no technical info on the box cover or the website, so I’m going to assume it was filmed in HD.  The picture was clean and the audio was full and clear throughout.  The scenes benefitted from good natural light. I would imagine it’s harder to shoot and record outdoors, but they carried it off here.

Extras There were trailers for four of the studio's other films: Fucking Filthy Fantasies5 DPs - Studs on DemandAppetite of a Naughty Chambermaid, and Private Pussy Mansion. In addition, the scenes were broken down by action for the impatient viewer: blowjob, oral, vaginal, anal, cumshot.  The piece had to have been filmed in English, but there are French and German audio tracks, as well.

Preview Tits Ahoy was produced by Magik View Entertainment for, Barcelona based, Private Media. There is not much of a story, but the goings on are set aboard a cruise liner whose passengers and crew are surprised with a variety of naughty adventures.  The lustful ship plies its Mediterranean course for a special kinky itinerary filled with lust-filled adventures going down on the high seas.  Tits Ahoy is one of the many titles to result from Private's 11 day, 40+ performer production on a cruise liner in the Aegean Sea.

Review Nurse in Pink. Nurse Rihanna Samuel  has the cure for seasickness, it's a wild and raunchy threesome in the infirmary with Choky Ice and Sabby.  Rihanna is a whole lot of sexy in a petite natural package, with small perky titties and a firm little ass.  The shot didn't work, so Rihanna tries to soothe Sabby with some oral massage instead.  When the doctor catches her, he doesn't hesitate to join in.  She handled an energetic DP with ease before taking two sticky shots to the face and rubbing them in.

The Waiter and the Maid. Kristy Lust is setting the dining room up for dinner, along with Neeo, the waiter.  They decide to make dessert of each other before the entree is served.  Kristy is a slim blonde with bigger tits than Rihanna, but not melons.  She looked hungry for cock when she blew him, deep throating balls-deep a few times.  After some vaginal intercourse, she easily accepted his member in her backdoor, riding with vigor before hopping off for a facial treatment.

Stracy Stone Feels Homesick. I didn't pay attention to the set-up here, but there was a female crew member talking to the captain, then she was sucking his dick.  There was more enthusiastic cock-sucking, as in the prior scenes.  Stracy looked especially hot as she was done from behind.  Her huge tits swayed with the motion of the ocean.  Stracy was well worked over before taking Sabby's seed in her mouth.

Cindy Dollar Gets a Naval Threesome. Officer Cindy happens upon two crew members taking an unauthorized smoke break. They make sure she doen't tell by filling all her holes.  Choky Ice and Neeo get in all three of Cindy's willing holes, including an anal/vaginal DP.  Cindy got what she was really looking for, a face and chest full of motion lotion to rub in.

The Hottest Piano Player. An audience of one is all Laura Crystal needs.  After suffering through a few notes, Sabby wants Laura to try playing his skin flute.  She eagerly obliges, before climbing on for a cowgirl ride.  Laura has a hot, tight body, but she was a little stiff.  She took the shot in her mouth.

Final Thoughts Tits Ahoy, directed by Lako for Magik View Entertainment and Private is what a "typical" porn movie should be.  The production value was professional, the female talent was pretty, and pretty nasty, and while there was no plot, there was enough of a theme to tie the sex scenes together.

For visual candy and appeal to multiple fetishes, anal, DP, uniforms, Tits Ahoy Lust Boat is a Rent It pick.  It's a solid fuck flick for general audiences, but lacks any must-see element.  If you're a fan of euro-porn, anal or the  uniform fetish, get it!


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