Cast: Asphyxia Noir, Earl Slate, Alysha Rylee, Jerry, Holly Michaels, Ralph Long, Jayden Lee, Barry Scott, Chastity Lynn, Billy Glide
Length: 212:21 minutes
Year of Release: 2013
Extras: The only extra here was a 34:03 minute long Behind the Scenes feature where Skow interviewed the ladies as they masturbated or otherwise prepared for their scenes.
Audio/Video Quality: Down The Rabbit Hole was presented in anamorphic widescreen as shot by director B. Skow for Girlfriends Films. Skow handled the photography of the movie along with Mike Towers, a dreamy, artistic look to most of the scenes observed throughout the show. The editing was minimal but generally reasonably well handled, some quirky jumps at times but not completely unexpected given previous releases. The lighting and fleshtones of the performers were handled decently too, some tinting and glare spots but not as a general rule of thumb in most of the scenes. The audio was presented in stereo English, most of the levels consistent in terms of the vocals and minimal scoring applied. Sonically, it was nothing out of the ordinary but it was not bad by any means either.
Body of Review: B. Skow has made scores of excellent movies over the years, his distribution deal with Girlfriends Films allowing him substantially more creative freedom as well as giving the company a platform to delve into sexuality involving male partners at times. His latest title coming in for review is called Down The Rabbit Hole, a gonzo flick centering on anal sex in each scene. Unlike some of Skow’s very appealing features distributed by the company, this marketed the first that I have seen that tried to compete with the gonzo crowd, one of the most crowded fields around. As such, I wondered if he could compete given his casting of attractive ladies some might consider second stringers (some on the rise though). The back cover described the movie like this: “The squeal and scream, squawk and squirm but in the end they all love anal. Watch beautiful Holly Michaels, nasty Asphyxia Noir, cute Chastity Lynn and more, open their pretty little puckers to some of the biggest dicks in porn. Just when you think they'll never fit, they make it fit. And just when you think they can't take it, they achieve the kind of shuddering orgasms that only a good ass fucking can bring. It's teases and please master B. Skows first all anal feature and it won't be his last.” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Scene One: Asphyxia Noir, a pale skinned brunette with a very lean body and some tattoos, was up first in red & black lingerie as she teased on a bed and masturbated with an anal plug deeply embedded in her ass. She stretched her asshole out and tasted the plug before getting up and a quick edit resulted in her paired up with Earl Slate. He diddled her as they kissed, gobbling her gash as his fingers slid easily into her ass. She slobbed his knob aggressively but gingerly, focusing her efforts mainly on the head before some modestly active vaginal riding took place, the couple doing some taste testing before switching to anal where she slowed down. There was no discernible chemistry and her eye contact was modest, the ending load of genetic juice launched at her crotch with the baby batter slowly oozing down her leg.
Scene Two: Alysha Rylee, a sexy as fuck blond wearing sheer lingerie, was up next sashaying back and forth to a loud music score, the pretty lady ending up on a large couch sans attire to masturbate with a wand vibrator before ending up stuck working with Jerry. He kissed her as his hands roughly grabbed her boobs, moving south to feel her up before he munched her rug and gaping asshole while she mechanically moaned. She reciprocated with a playful hummer, throating him to the best of her ability and stroking his pecker as streamers flew forth. She looked at the camera a fair amount but otherwise took his turgid cock in her bald beaver, several positions of which led to a similarly passive porking of her asshole. She sucked him clean a time or two and he went back to drilling both pussy and ass, pulling out to deposit a wad of population pudding all over her crotch.
Scene Three: Holly Michaels, the delicious young lady featured on the front cover, was up next in a yellow ensemble of a crop top and booty shorts while dancing in the living room to reveal her goodies. She also wore some old fashioned red sneakers and stripped athletic socks, masturbating before being stuck working with moper Ralph Long, the man diving right in to go down on her briefly before she gave him a very enthusiastic hummer, complete with handjob. She included his balls and he amazingly held out from having a full erection, something any straight man should find impossible given the lady in front of him. Holly was an active rider from the very beginning, her juicy ass bouncing as she did all the work in cowgirl variations. While she overdid the vocals a bit (and I love dirty talk), she was a machine at pleasuring the mope, the vaginal leading to anal with a lot of taste testing included. The scene continued until an abrupt edit showed him busting a nut of spunk into her open mouth while she knelt at his knees, her eye contact continually solid as he glazed her boobs as well.
Scene Four: Jayden Lee, a lean Asian with nice curves, was up next outside on a wooden deck in her blue one piece bathing suit to tease, slower music playing as she slowly revealed her assets in slow motion. She then masturbated on a chair in front of the pool, finally showcasing her splendid ass off as she bent over and oiled up, the heart shape beckoning me as the wind picked up. Jayden used a small anal plug to warm up and fingered herself as traffic rode by in the background (it could be heard, not seen), some taste testing of the plug to clean it orally leaving her with a smile on her face before she was inside on a small red loveseat with fourth tier mope Barry Scott. The heavily tattooed man saw to it that she had some warming up of his own on her pussy but not much, the gal giving him a brief blowjob before they began bumping uglies vaginally. She directed the action as he sawed away on her shaven slit, some choking included as he pounded away to get a blowjob that was interrupted by another edit. She upped the game from there by riding him harder and faster, impaling herself on his modest rod vaginally until slowing down considerably for the anal in cowgirl. She sucked him clean and they moved into a position where she could only be passive, the anal slowing down even more before the splooge was delivered to her crotch, Jayden tasting the spew before the short exit interview.
Scene Five: Chastity Lynn, a sexy little blond that has wowed many over the past year for how well she transformed her excellent gonzo game into some very fine feature work, was up last with Billy Glide in the house, her tease on the slow side to droning music as she spread her legs to reveal her sweet little pussy under some pink and white checkered panties. Her ass looked great and she sported the most prolific pubic bush of the ladies, men even, Billy soon getting her on her knees (head down, as in the air) to explore her ass soundly. Chastity has more of a reputation for handling big cocks anally than all of the others combined at this writing so his finger was no problem for her, the man rimming her to warm her up and her own blowjob suitably active, if brief. She then climbed on top of him for what became an active vaginal cowgirl ride, some taste testing leading to missionary and then Billy porking her perfect pucker. While she claimed he was “so big”, she readily took him inside her ass, using her vocals a lot as though it was pushing her respective limits, other positions showing her strangely passive too before the doggy led to her receiving his wealth of ball batter all around her open anal gape.
Summary: Down The Rabbit Hole by director B. Skow for Girlfriends Films was truthfully advertised as having every young lady do anal, the biggest problem I noticed being the largely lame male cast used as meat puppets and the artistic manner in which the scenes were shot coming in second. The low budget nature of the scenes did not help either though I have to admit that even if few would argue the ladies were top performers, they were by no means third tier losers either; each possessing the kind of ass most men would love to play with all the way. Still, given the balance of elements provided here, I thought the movie merited a rating of Rent It, my adoration of Chastity Lynn and Holly Michaels aside, there just wasn’t enough meat to the bone here to compete with the seasoned, high end gonzo companies and their often double disc efforts. In short, Down The Rabbit Hole was a fair first effort at an all anal gonzo outing but a huge upgrade in male casting, a more straightforward method of shooting the visuals, and better extras would definitely help Skow upgrade his future efforts to surpass this one.
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