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Barely Legal #138


Studio: Hustler Video » Review by Pete Pornopolis » Review Date: 9/23/13



XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

I think it's safe to say that we all seek longevity - in the bedroom, in Life in general...  I'm not sure of Larry Flynt's prowess in the sack these days, but his series Barely Legal has truly stood the test of time and keeps on ticking with no end in site... and for that, Larry, I salute you.

Let me try to add some perspective here... there are a whopping 23 James Bond films;  Star Trek - 11 films; Halloween - 10 films; A Nightmare on Elm Street - 9 films; Police Academy - 7 films...

Hustler's Barely Legal has 138. One hundred and thirty-eight.

Young, fresh pussy is always in demand, and this 138th installment of the series will not disappoint; clocking in at over 2 hours and 20 minutes, I don't see how any normal human being could endure all of the scenes at one sitting...

Scene 1: Tracey Sweet 

The first scene begins with Tracey Sweet, a blonde newcummer in all blue, sitting next to Marco Banderas, who claims to have been in over 6000 scenes in his day; this chick's about to get a lesson in fucking... Marco pulls her titties out of her tank top and sucks on them as Tracey starts to grab at his cock through his pants.  She stands up and he pulls down her shorts - shorts so tight that you can see the marks in her skin... licking her asshole, he then starts eating her out.  Tracey responds with some nice oral on Marco, saliva drooling out of her mouth and falling to the ground with the help of gravity... her pussy tight and warm, per Marco, she rides him cowgirl slowly and methodically...

He flips her over for some reverse-cowgirl, then missionary, then she's back to swallowing dick while masturbating her wet snatch... he finishes her off with some doggie before she takes his load and makes it disappear like a female David Copperfield.

Scene 2: Britney Young

An existential question that we've all asked ourselves is posed by the scene's host - why am I here?  Britney's answer when asked - "to fuck a big cock". The cock belongs to Ryan Driller (great porn name).

Another blonde, this time with more curves [than our first starlet], Britney knows how to play this game.  After having her denim skirt and panties peeled off of her, she drops to her knees and take Ryan's drill in her mouth.  Sucking and licking balls like a seasoned veteran, Britney next gets fucked reverse cowgirl while she and Ryan take turns rubbing her pussy into a frenzy... 

She turns around and shows the camera her ample booty as it bounces up and down... tasting her own juices as she sucks more cock, Ryan fingers her into orgasm.  More cowgirl is followed by some sweet doggie, her titties hanging down hypotically jiggling... he finishes missionary and cums all over her chest... a very nice scene.

Scene 3: Alyssa Branch

Our scene begins with Alyssa Branch, a petite blonde, kissing a legend of the industry, who looks just like my old dentist, Kurt Lockwood... when I was in the chair, though, I assure you that I wasn't picturing my dentist as Kurt... and I didn't let him in my mouth like Alyssa does... just sayin'...

Anyway, after stripping her down to her birthday suit, Kurt starts driving his tongue into Alyssa's tight little ass; the sounds she makes will get you hard within seconds... then she spreads her legs and he attacks her pussy with his mouth... she sucks a mean dick, and soon after is rubbing her clit getting face-fucked on the couch...

Her relatively-hairy pussy is slammed reverse-cowgirl for a few minutes, then Kurt bends her over and feeds her va-jay-jay some fat cock.  Then it's onto cowgirl, his balls slapping hard against her butthole; he picks her up and holds her while he bangs it over and over... missionary, more oral, then an ample cumshot to the face... the chick's face ends up looking like a Jackson Pollock painting.

 Scene 4: Angelica Sky (cover girl)

If you are on your deathbed and can only fit in one scene before the Big Sleep, Angelica's is the scene to watch... this truly sexy chick's got star power written all over her. 

Our scene begins with Angelica in the midst of a handjob on her partner, Eric John; he has two first-names, but his cock is quite impressive, so I won't make fun of him. If he found out, he would beat me with it and I would be black and blue for days; I can't imagine what this girl's pussy will look like the day after... a little pink tank top, grey shorts and striped socks, you're in for a sensory treat...

 Her blowjob technique alone is worthy of your dollar.  Deep-throating and slurping up her own saliva, Angelica takes top cock-sucker in this video hands-down.  He then has her take off her shorts and panties and sit on the couch; he eats her pussy like it was his last meal, then fucks her reverse and standard cowgirl; the movement of this girl's hips is spectacular as she rides Eric, the rhythm and fluidness of her motions are hotter than Africa...

I like a girl who knows what she wants; Angelica wants Eric to "tear that pussy up"; he does... some doggie, some missionary, then she bends over and cums all over her ass; she tastes it... it tastes good... I;ll take her word for it.

 

 Scene 5: Hope Howell

Our final scene pits red-headed hottie Hope Howell with the always entertaining Otto Bauer.  Otto also is the director of this film, so he's up there with Quentin Tarantino, Orson Welles, Clint Eastwood, Charlie Chaplin... I'm sorry - I'm still a bit delirious from Angelica's scene...

Beautiful green eyes, soft pink lips and what I estimate to be perfectly symetrical 32B's, Hope is so cute it's almost a shame that she's about to get ravaged by Otto...

With her tits exposed, she drops to her knees and deep throts Fireman Otto?  Fireman, you ask?  Yes, Otto wears a fireman's hat during the first half of the scene.  He then picks her up and fucks her for a minute; then, thanks to the magic of editing, Hope is next seen on her back on a couch spreading her pussy open, showing Otto exactly where to put it; hey Hope, just and FYI, I think he knows already...

Some missionary is followed by some gagging & face-fucking; the saliva from the oral slides down the front of her chin, past her chest, down to her pussy; Hope, obviously a utilitarian thinker, uses this same saliva to lather up her perfectly shaved pussy... reverse cowgirl, then from the side, then she sucks more of Otto's firepole, this time with her back to us; her ass hanging in the air, she spreads her pussy lips and this is the part where I estimate you'll spill your load... then a sequence of doggie, missionary and cowgirl before he busts his nut on Holly's pussy; she rubs it in like lotion for a second before tasting it.

Unless you're a complete porn geek, I don't think that you buy DVD's for the special features section; included here is a short 5-minute documentary with one of the series' cinematographers, as well as some previews of upcoming Hustler releases.

Overall, I have nothing but love for this DVD.  

The audio and video are high-quality and the girls have that sexy sense of innocence that comes along with being newbies to the porn game.  I expect to see the cover girl, Angelica Sky, in many more features before she gets wrinkled and spit out by the Industry.  The only reason I didn't feel right giving this release perfect 5's was that it wasn't in HD.

This one cums highly-recommended.

If Barely Legal #138 took the SAT's, it would have Ivy-league numbers.  Do these girls hate their fathers?   Probably.  Would I let them into my school?  Definitely.  Will they graduate?  Not so sure. Do I recommend that they come to me for some after-hours tutoring?  Hell yes - I want them all to suck-seed ;)



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