Extras: Not much in terms of extras. The basic main title page features a languages option (English, French and German) and trailers of other movies from Private Films: "College Girls in Mini Skirts", "French Euro Teens", "5 Amateur Ladies Become Sluts" and "Pizza Connection". Quick note: the music for all of these trailers is so cheesy, it is like you HAVE to watch the other flicks from Private – like some sort of N Sync guilty pleasure. Oh and also, the “Pizza Connection” trailer is awesomely bad. There is an opening shot of pizza being made and then clips of sex, back to pizzas being pulled out of the oven, then back to cum shots. I was in awe and I must say a good niche film – pizza and sex – YES PLEASE.
Audio/Video Quality: There was no aspect ratio of the feature given (fullscreen, widescreen and no ratio was used (i.e. 1.78:1), and audio track information is provided on the disc (Dolby Digital 5.1, stereo, mono, etc.). With that said, the main menu music is pretty bad. It is some sort 80s, saxophone, mixed with a synthesizer and a woman’s voice repeating “oh yeah” – setting the tone for a cheeseball production. Oh and the “music” was produced by Music Studio – very cutting edge and HI-larious.
Overview: As my fellow reviewers have pointed out, tattooed women in porn is on the rise, which is why I wanted to review this film. Sure, the women in this film have tattoos but let’s not rank them in the same class as a Bonnie Rotten or a Sarah Jessie. Right from the start I knew this was not going to live up to the expectations I had for hot fuck action. The director is unbearable, the starlets can fuck average at best and it is an all-around sloppy production. Read on if you’d like. It’s “Tattooed Girls Like to Fuck”
The cameraman (which is the director/actor Borya) approaches Bella Baby in the street near a train station. It is a quick introduction and she shows off her ankle tattoo before heading over to some random abandoned wasteland of a location. Borya asks Bella a series of questions and we find out that Bella doesn’t like porn but likes sucking and fucking … go figure. She undresses and Borya asks her about her tattoos, before getting her to suck his dick. There is waaaay too much talking by the two. He just needs to shut up at this point … and she tells him as much. Now I will say Bella Baby is a great cock sucker and I enjoyed the POV of her putting his rod deep in her mouth. She rides his pole and gets some amusement out of it. More cheesy talk ensues and we see them engaged in reverse cowgirl, along with some deep penetration in the side position. There is horrible camera work from the doggy position (I guess we really have to tip our cap and appreciate Seymour Butts for his gonzo camera work).
Boyra has another street encounter with the shy teen from Russia with no boyfriend – Gina. Her leg tattoo looks absolutely fake, but she tells him that she wants to be a model and they go back to the SAME dump of a place for more questioning. Boyra uncovers the fact that she’s into both women and men and sex. She even pleasures herself every day to lesbian porn. So there’s that going for us! You would think having this valuable information Boyra would have another woman waiting for the scene?? Nope. That would be asking too much. I can’t take much more of this questioning. Gina does have a hot body and her pussy is perfectly bald. She performs a little pussy play and licks his cock and balls to get him hard. She, like Bella gives great head, and deep throats his cock nicely. She rides dick, but it lacks anything special. However I do appreciate the subtle anal fucking. Boyra pops early but continues to fuck her from behind. Gina sucks him off to receive the remaining reserve of cum.
We meet Isabella rollerblading (we still do that?) on the street; she is 18 years old and has a tattoo on her rib cage. But at least this time Boyra is going to fuck her in his studio … so I do appreciate the location change. There are more sex questions and more tattoo questions – pretty standard and boring. Boyra eats her out from behind and gives a little pussy play before going right into doggy. Again, more horrible camera work from this position. He fucks her in the missionary on the workout bench (she keeps her rollerblades on by the way – kinda like Rollergirl in Boogie Nights, but less hot). This scene is sloppy and all over the place – too much talking AGAIN. He cums in her mouth and she continues to suck him off – which is the only redeeming quality of the scene. Boyra fucks Isabella some more – she rides his cock and continues to get fucked from the back – it’s just too long of a scene for me – wish it would have ended 10 minutes earlier. She then jacks off the other camera man while getting fucked from behind for literally 2 seconds – I didn’t quite know where that whole thing was going …
Angel can’t seem to get the trunk to open on her car, but Boyra is more interested in her tattoo on shoulder. Side note: I really appreciate my tattoo artist way more after seeing these tattoos. OK, back to this one! Angel is a 21 bi-sexual and she receives the more of the same predictable general sex questions. But she watches porn every day! That I like! She shows off her pussy and tattoos. She has a pretty hot body (I think she is the hottest of them all – which probably why she landed the cover) and a nicely shaved snatch. This time the location is under an overpass … weird. But I will say, she joins Bella and Gina as a great dick sucker – about the only thing I found enjoyable about this movie. She strokes and sucks his rod perfectly, and perfectly slobbers and chokes on it as well … watching porn every day has certainly paid off for her. She rides his cock and sucks him off showing us a good mix of ability. This is definitely the best scene of the movie. She continues to suck his dick and stroke it after the reverse cowgirl, and transitions nicely into doggy, back to sucking him off before he cums in her mouth.
It’s back to more recruiting tattooed models from the street for our director/actor Boyra! Kirsten by far has the most tattoos, and she shows them off, along with her shaved pussy in his apartment. We learn that her sexual fantasies include having a threesome, and having sex on a plane with the captain. Kirsten goes right into riding him on the balcony – uninspiring to say the least. She takes off her top in the reverse cowgirl which again features poor camera work. The lone bright spot of this scene was the filming from the doggy position (FINALLY) with a nice close up of her pussy – which was mildly hot. Her dick sucking is average, and Boyra puts an end to my misery by depositing his load in her mouth.
Here is the thing (and I will keep it short and sweet for you): I LOVE hot women with tattoos. It is awesome and a turn on. As mentioned earlier – Bonnie Rotten, Sarah Jessie and Christy Mack come to mind right away when I think of hot tatted women. This movie does not deliver the tattooed experience I was hoping for. Most of the women are attractive, especially Piaff and most of them display amazing cock sucking talent. Other than that, it is a sloppy gonzo production and leaves nothing to desire. I say SKIP IT.