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Beyond Fucked: A Zombie Odyssey

Studio: Smash Pictures » Review by Sean DPS » Review Date: 9/17/13

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Beyond Fucked: A Zombie Odyssey
Smash Pictures
Directed  and Written by Tommy Pistol
Make-up by Melissa Makeup and Andrea Wiersma
Date of Production: 3/29, 3/30 2013
Running Time: 1:58:00


Bonnie Rotten
Nikki Hearts
Phoenix Askani
Asphyxia Noir
Annie Cruz
Mark Wood
John Strong
Tommy Pistol

Special Features:

Dialogue or All Sex Versions of the Film
Interactive Menus
Behind the Scenes: 16:27
Photo Slide Show
Sneak Previews: 8

Technical Stats:

Audio: Dolby Digital 2 Channel at 48 kHz and 192 kbps

Video: Mpeg-2 at around 5 Mbps

Overall Thoughts:

Bonnie Rotten stars in her first leading adult role as a bounty hunter and one of the last few survivors left in the zombie apocalypse. After a pill was invented to cure the world’s obesity dilemma turned everyone who’s taken the drug into crazed, uncontrollable flesh eating psychos. Years passed and only a few men in the world are still clean and can generate pure semen.

Bonnie is hired by a mad scientist name Dr Life to track and collect the semen at all costs. Will she reach her target in time to collect every drop of semen before it is swallowed? Or will she fall victim to the horde of zombies needing to eat the survivors around her? It’s do or die and her corpse is on the menu.

We really get to see the zombie story from Tommy Pistol that is based on his own material, compared to the Walking Dead parody. And it doesn’t take long into the film to see his influence, if you have seen his other films. And speaking of the Walking Dead parody, you are going to see a few familiar faces in this one too.

Well before I go on and give my review score on this one, just want to point out a few things. First off, fellow reviewer Don gave this a Highly Recommended score. You know when two movies come out and the subject is similar and you always seem to enjoy the first one more. Well I watched/reviewed the Walking Dead parody first, gave it a Highly Recommended rating, and Don gave it a Recommended. Don’t get me wrong, I thought this was a good movie and I am going to give it a RECOMMENDED rating, just think my views were a little biased since I just recently watched the Walking Dead parody he did for Burning Angel. But this one is yet another showcase for Bonnie Rotten, who seems to keep making her mark in the industry and showing off her various skills (she even has her Oscar moment in this movie, ie Wayne‘s World) , although like I said, considering how much she loves anal, that was missing in this movie. But if you are a fan of horror/zombie films and you want a little sex thrown into the mix, this one’s for you. And hey, why not make it a double feature with the Walking Dead parody, both worth owning and enjoying. And if you enjoyed the lovely ladies in this one, perhaps you should check out more Burning Angel stuff, as most of these ladies are from their as well.

Bonnie and Tommy (SPOTLIGHT SCENE)

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Well we are getting things started off rather quickly after some flirting and foreplay, as they end up naked and she is attacking his cock with some great intensity. Lots of spit in her oral appreciation, and then climbs on for some great cowgirl as she continues to show off her animal instincts.  She flips around and takes a good pounding from his cock while adding in a little finger action on her pussy. She flaps her legs while riding him and then shoots out some squirt before it’s back to swallowing his cock, keeping it plenty wet with spit. By this point her body is shining in the light, with all the spit and sweat from her body, making her ink stand out even more. Tommy dives in and gives her pussy and ass some tongue and finger love, before spreading her legs and sliding back into her pussy. It’s back to some cowgirl, as she lets him take control, speeding up the pace, as his balls slap against her pussy. It can’t be said that she doesn’t bring it in her scenes, as she always seem to be at 11 when she’s performing. And she shows off her kinky side as she lets him choke her a bit as they continue in some spoon action. He pulls out and blasts her mouth with his cum, as she smiles and gives it a few last sucks and licks before it’s over.

Bonnie and Nikki

She is led to her room by the lovely Nikki and the girls get things going with some heated kisses as the clothes start to come off. Nikki gets lost in her boobs, before she lays back and receives some boob love as Bonnie sucks on her pierced nipples. Bonnie lays on top and after some more kisses, slowly makes her down her body, and shoves her hand down her panties, giving her pussy a nice pleasing. She slides her panties off and gets her motor running giving her a nice tongue and finger combo. Bonnie lays back and after a little spit is applied, Nikki shoves a toy in her pussy. The toy is just a warm up for the white dildo that finds it’s way deep in her pussy, while Nikki offers a little tongue action to the excitement, which brings her to the verge of squirting. But that dildo is going to find it’s way inside Nikki too, followed by some finger banging from Bonnie. And if you weren’t jealous enough of Nikki, Bonnie takes a seat on her face, bounces and grinds her pussy on her mouth. She lays back and shoves Nikki’s face into her pussy. They lock legs and scissor each other, and then they break out the magical Hitachi , as she gets some added finger love from Nikki, making her cum for her.

Phoenix and Mark

As I said we are going to see a few familiar faces, as we get to see Phoenix again, this time, the non zombie version of her. Mark tries to get her motor running, as he slides off her clothes and rubs her pussy. She reaches down and soon has a hard cock in her hand, as she gives it a few strokes, before it finds its way in her mouth. And this lady loves to give sloppy, wet Bjs, which are always fun to watch. After she gets his cock nice and wet, she lays back and he slides it inside her pussy. She turns around and sticks her ass out, as he continues with some doggy in her pussy.  It’s weird that we have ladies who love the anal, and yet it seems to be missing so far. But hey, still loving what I am seeing, as Phoenix climbs on and rides his cock, sending waves through her booty. They keep up the energy as she flips around and continues to hop on his cock, with a helping hand on her pussy. Phoenix is also a fan of the kinky, as she chokes herself as he continues to pound her pussy. She licks her lips and waits for him to cum in her mouth, as he jerks off and leaves his love in her mouth.

Annie and Tommy

Well you wanted zombie sex and you are going to get zombie sex. They suck face and then she falls to her knees and wraps her mouth around his cock, getting face fucked. She may be one of the undead, but she’s still knows how to impress in the oral area. She lays on the bed and grabs onto the bed frame as he dives into her pierced pussy with his tongue and fingers. They get the bed a rockin as he slides up next to her and darts his cock into her pussy. He ends up jerking himself off, as she leaves her mouth wide open for his cum which ends up in her mouth.

Asphyxia and John

It’s been awhile since we have seen this lady in action. And John seems to feel the same way too. He helps her get rid of some of her clothes and spends some time with her boobs, while teasing and rubbing her pussy with his hands. And after his pants come off, she has her mouth wrapped around his cock, bobbing and covering it in spit, even heading south to give his balls some love. After her oral work, she climbs on and rides him for some cowgirl as she grabs onto the head board, as she picks up the pace. This lovely lady has legs for days and is just sprinkled even sexier when she is wearing stockings. And the camera moves in and gives us a nice close up of the booty show going on too.  After a brief oral session, she is back on his cock for some reverse cowgirl, as he takes control and gives her pussy a nice pounding. She adds in some finger love of her pussy as he gives her hard nipples some play. They continue with some spoon followed by some doggy as she grabs onto her ass and gives it a few hand prints while he fucks her. She ends up back on her knees and back in oral appreciation mode, sucking and stroking his cock, and then opens her mouth as he jerks himself off and just as his is about to cum, Bonnie comes in and makes her spit out his cum in a tube.

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