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This Ain't Homeland XXX


Studio: Hustler Video » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 9/25/13


XCritic's Advice: Recommended

 

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This Ain’t Homeland XXX

Hustler Video

Genre: Parody

Director: Axel Braun

 

Cast: Tara Lynn Foxx, Cyrus King, Dana Vespoli, Billy Glide, Nat Turnher, Jynx Maze, Brandy Aniston, Gabriella Paltrova, Ritchie Calhoun, Alec Knight
Non-sex roles: Ashley Blue, Drew Rose, Barry Scott, Jon DeMarco, Dusty D.

Length: 106:47 minutes

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Date of Production: 2013

 

Extras: The best extra was the 17:54 minute long Behind the Scenes feature, Axel leading the crew into technical matters before some of the stills were shot and other clips from the production were disclosed. There was then a photogallery, some trailers, spam, and a bit for the company website.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: This Ain’t Homeland XXX was presented in anamorphic widescreen as shot by director Axel Braun for Hustler Video. There were a lot of establishing shots for a porno, helping make it look a little less like a porno, and other effects helped put characters into situations that gave it a better feature feel. The sound technician was Cameron Grey and Corey Blake was the credited director of photography, the usual editing team of Axel, his wife, and Claudia Ross doing a pretty solid job too. In terms of a contemporary parody release, this one was actually quite well done, the visual elements working with some solid aural components to give it additional appeal. The vocals were easily heard and the music in several of the scenes, while repetitive, were better than expected, making the production as a whole work better. On a side note, my initial copy of the DVD version of the movie had a very pronounced layer change that some of my players could not handle well, the blu-ray version and subsequent DVD fixing whatever problem there was. That said, the high definition version looked and sounded better but it was a modest gain in resolution (except in the low light scenes) so unless you really adore the movie, it is a tossup as to whether it would be worth the cost to upgrade.

 

Body of Review: Axel Braun for Hustler Video This Ain’t Homeland XXX The mainstream version is one of the best shows around thanks to great writing and acting, the premise that Marine sergeant Brody, a long held captive in the Middle East, was “turned” to support a terrorist Al Qaeda group, though he is widely hailed as a hero. Carrie Matheson, working on sketchy information, does her best to pull out all stops to reveal his secret, breaking all the rules in doing so. In this pornified version, the concept of Brody turning is related to her perception that he became “gay” is the running joke, some feature elements devoted to this premise in a spoof parody of the original. The three parody principles were Ritchie Calhoun, Tara Lynn Foxx, and Dana Vespoli; all of them providing a pretty solid acting job even if the writing was erratic in my opinion. The back cover described the movie like this: “From acclaimed director Axel Braun comes the hilariously sexy spoof of one of the most popular shows on TV. Carrie Mathison, a bipolar CIA officer, is told by an informant that an American prisoner of war has been turned. Convinced that 'turned' means 'gay', she sets her sights on US Marine sergeant Nicholas Brody and becomes obsessed with uncovering the truth behind the alleged war hero. Featuring a stellar cast, a hysterical script, and standout acting performances by Foxx and Calhoun, "This Ain't Homeland XXX" is the hottest, funniest porn parody of the year!” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

 

Scene One: Tara Lynn Foxx, the blond babe featured on the front cover, was up first on her knees as a CIA operative willing to literally suck the information out of Cyrus King in a jail cell, working him over with some techniques that I’m sure the international community would not abhor nearly as much as water boarding. Her hand to gland combat style increased the friction on his turgid rod while her loving lips kept him lubricated right up until he bathed her mouth and face with genetic juice.

 

 

Scene Two: Dana Vespoli, an attractive brunette with a splendid ass, was up next in bed with Billy Glide, starting off by giving him a welcome blowjob while also applying some hand friction. He relaxed as she plied her trade and was soon balls deep in her curve ass, going straight to anal as he slapped her firm, ripe rump. She was very aurally expressive in her pleasure but let him do most of the work, panting as he boned her like he owned her, tapping that sweet ass until she gave him some more head (ATM) and resumed the dynamic a few times before she jerked him off all over her face with his population pudding, the baby batter running down her chest until the scene cut away.

 

 

Scene Three: Tara Lynn Foxx, again showing her bipolar side and willingness to do anything to catch Brody, was up next in the office doing her supervisor Nat Turnher, to help convince him that she was on the right track. They kissed as she unbuttoned his shirt, dropping down to kiss his six pack before orally worshipping his growing pecker. While he did not gobble her gash and her blowjob was too short, she was an active vaginal rider here, her juicy beaver nearly bald except for a thin landing strip. Also of note was her superior eye contact with Nat, her enjoyment in his rather large cock porking her pussy quite evident. It ended after several positions and her kneeling down with an open mouth, the seductive blond swallowing his spunk before she got upset over his decision.

 

 

Scene Four: Jynx Maze, Brandy Aniston, Gabriella Paltrova, Ritchie Calhoun, and Alec Knight, were then up in an orgy in a large, dark room. The ladies began by making out using a lot fo tongue action, caressing each other in the flashback sequence before some boob play began. At that point, Ritchie was untied from the chair and Alec joined in as well, the ladies slobbing their knobs aggressively though heavily dressed in veils, the men taking turns mounting them vaginally with some intermittent blowjobs provided by the women and pussy sucking by the guys. Jynx was on fire here, her messy hummer enhancing the heat of the moment just as the lesbian analingus did, some active riding and minimal pubic hair helping to determine who was whom. The wonderfully diverse scene ended with the ladies kneeling before the men, the guys beating off their cocks until eliciting the requisite splooge for the ladies to share.

 

Scene Five: Tara Lynn Foxx, in a desperate attempt to cover her ass, went to the bar to confront Ritchie Calhoun, their drinking leading to the couple going out back where she tore into his pecker with another fine hummer. She worked him over really aggressively (her oral skills are superb) and the responsive nature of his cock seemed to surprise her given her beliefs in his sexuality. He spent some time sucking her boobs and spanked her ass, no sign of whiskey dick here, the back seat of the car providing a cramped spot for their tryst but they made it happen all the same. He then banged her moist pussy in a few positions, Tara most actively riding it when on top, Ritchie tossing off his minimal wad of ball batter before the inevitable confrontation led to the credits rolling.

Summary: This Ain’t Homeland XXX by director Axel Braun for Hustler Video was markedly better in the sexual areas than the feature elements though there were some moments when I almost bust out laughing. Still, while the feature elements did not exactly set the world afire in terms of parodying the original material, they were markedly better overall than some of the massive amounts of lame parodies released this past year. Aside from the pronounced layer change during the big orgy scene, the technical aspects were well done and the high definition version certainly looked better in the many darker scenes, the sexual heat by Tara Lynn Foxx adding to the reasons why someone would rate this as Recommended in either version, the orgy scene my favorite overall though. In short, This Ain’t Homeland XXX did not parody the mainstream Showtime cable series as well as it could have but considering how attempts to emulate it in the mainstream have largely failed with much larger budgets, this pornified version was pretty darned good.


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