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Supersize Me Monster Cocks


Studio: Hustler Video » Review by Bobby B. » Review Date: 10/2/13



XCritic's Advice: Skip It

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Category: All Sex/Big Cocks

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 Director: Uncredited

Cast: Bailey Blue/Brandy Aniston/Lia Lor/Holly Taylor/Rikki Sixx/Billy Glide/John E. Depth/Alex Gonz/Marco Banderas

Extras: Slide Show/Trailers

Release Date: 3/4/2013

Runtime: 114 Mins

Scene 1:---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

 *Scene To Remember*
 
Bailey Blue/Billy Glide
 
Blowjob/Facefucking/Cunnilingus/Ass Eating/Reverse Cowgirl/Cowgirl/69/Doggie/Missionary Spooning/ Facial (Medium Volume)
 
The premiere scene in 'Supersize Me Monster Cocks' begins as we see the gorgeous Bailey Blue professing her love for huge cocks to our nameless director. Shortly after this mission statement of sorts, her wish is granted as Billy Glide's meathog presents itself into the scene. Bailey doesn't think twice and dives in face first for some hard cocksucking to kick off the action, while Billy continues jamming his dong even deeper into her throat as we move forward. Billy later returns the oral favor through muff munching, and sex soon sets in with a reverse cowgirl style fuck given to the beautiful Bailey. The fucking is pretty hard to begin, mainly from Bailey rambunctiously bouncing on Billy's cock like a pogo-stick. Blowjobs are very prevalent through the scene, as each position switch has Bailey sucking on Billy's dong with great energy. Bailey is pretty awesome throughout, and is the essential reason that it was a pretty good scene overall. A facial serves as the scene's finale, as Bailey looks up at her co-star happily while the screen fades to black. Nice scene here, Bailey's energy was solid, and makes for some good stroke fodder.
 
 
Scene 2:-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 
Brandy Aniston/Alex Gonz
 
Blowjob/Ass Eating/Cunnilingus/Doggie/Reverse Cowgirl/Cowgirl/Spooning/Missionary/Facial (Low Volume)
 
Brandy Aniston opens up the second scene in the film, setting things up again by claiming her love for big cock. Alex Gonz's dick soon presents itself on set, and the action immediately sets in with a blowjob. The bj is fair, and eventually leads into a doggie style fuck given to Brandy. The sex starts off pretty slow and uninspired, but does get a little better as the scene continues onward, never really reaching too many points of notable greatness. It wraps up with a pretty meager facial given to Brandy in closing, and the screen fades soon after. This scene was rough, I didn't find much about it that I liked overall. But Brandy is hot, so there's always that....I guess.
 
 
Scene 3:-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 
Lia Lor/John E Depth
 
Blowjob/Cowgirl/Doggie/Misionary/Facial (Medium Volume)
 
The third scene in the film starts the same as the previous scenes, this time with 22 year old hottie Lia Lor talking to us about her enjoyment of large cocks. John E. Depth soon steps into view and Lia begins in a fantastic sloppified blow-j to kick things off. The fucking sets in soon after, with Lia taking a ride on John E's bologna pony, before moving into a small variance of other positions as the scene progresses. Sex is ok I suppose, but I just didn't see very much chemistry, intensity, or even enjoyment in either of the stars through most of the scene. It eventually caps off with a facial that mainly lands on Lia's nose, before the screen fades and the scene ends. Not a great scene here.
 
Scene 4:---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 
Holly Taylor/Marco Banderas
 
Blowjob/Light Facefucking/Standing Cowgirl/Cowgirl/Doggie/Facial (Medium Volume)
 
Holly Taylor begins our next scene, and seems to be upset at the lack of big cock she's had in her personal life lately. After her initial anger, she is presented with one in the form of Marco Banderas. The blowjob starts again immediately upon Marco's arrival and Holly gives a pretty solid throat filled blowie to Marco to initiate the action. Sex kicks off when Marco picks up Holly and starts railing her in a standing cowgirl, and later moves through the standard rigor of positions. The scene had some brief moments where I'd imagined the possibility of greatness, but as it moved forward it continued on a downward spiral. By the end of it, I had almost completely lost interest, and even though Holly is just about the hottest girl in the movie, it just didn't have the spark it needed to provide a solid sex scene. Not great, not good, blah. 
 
 
Scene 5:--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 
Rikki Six/Alex Gonz
 
Blowjob/Facefucking/Cowgirl/Spooning/Reverse Cowgirl/Missionary/Footplay/Facial (Medium Volume)
 

The final scene in the film begins as the beautiful Rikki Six encapsulates our view, and after another carbon copy of every introduction in the movie, Alex Gonz arrives to her rescue. A nice bj ensues that involves some pretty good facefucking and eventually moves into Rikki riding on Alex's meat sword to begin the sex. Sex moves through a variety of positions and has some noteworthy action as it progresses, but it definitely tends to die down at times. The camera gets some choice views of Rikki in certain moments, and she certainly takes a thorough pounding from Alex by the time all is said and done. The scene eventually finishes with a cum squirt to the kisser, before the screen then fades. Decent scene here I suppose, nothing special though in all honesty.

 

Summary:-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Mainly a lackluster effort here, with a few exceptions that were solely based on the girl's performances and nothing else. Bailey was awesome in the first scene, but as far as reciprocation from her co-star, well there really wasn't any. The rest of the scenes in the film serve as my sole reasoning for not recommending this one in any way, shape, or form. Most of the sex just seemed like filler, and without any real tease sequences, and a mainly uninspired introduction into every scene, I'd have a hard time giving you any reason that you should rent, buy, or even watch this film. An extremely sparse extras section that attempts to disguise itself as something more is the icing on the cake. Skip this one, you're not missing anyting.


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