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No Cum Dodging Allowed 13

Studio: Jules Jordan Video » Review by Bobby B. » Review Date: 10/7/13

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Category: Gonzo/Cum Swallowing/Facials


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Cast: Veruca James/Sarah Shevon/Alana Raines/Cameron Canada

 Mark Zane/Ike Diezel/Tony Marinez/Scott Lyons/D Snoop/Hooks/Steve French/Tim Von Swine

Director: Tim Von Swine

Extras: BTS/Photo Gallery/Trailers/Web

Release Date: 9/25/2013

Runtime: 242 Mins


Click on the pic above to check out the trailer for 'No Cum Dodging Allowed 13'!


Scene 1:--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Veruca James/Mark Zane/Ike Diezel
Blowjob/Deepthroating/Ass Eating/Cunnilingus/Doggie/Missionary/Cowgirl/Anal/DP/ATM/Facials (Massive Volume)
The premiere scene in 'No Cum Dodging Allowed 13' begins as we see Veruca James, who is looking simply stunning in a purple bikini and high heels to match. Director Tim Von Swine gets some choice views of Veruca as the intro moves on, and after some light tease and conversation Mark Zane and Ike Diezel step onto set. No time is wasted here, and before you can bat an eyelash Veruca is getting reamed doggie style on one end while jamming Ike's dong into her throat on the other. The sex sets in pretty hard, and once the trio moves indoors it gets even better; progressing into anal in the middle stages or thereabouts. The DP is also exquisite and has some pretty intense moments as this flurry of fucking forges on with Veruca smiling happily while getting her various holes bludgeoned. The first part of Veruca's scene caps off with the guys emptying their jizz whistles into her waiting mouth as she smiles and swallows. A nice kicker to the film here, I always love watching Veruca, her energy is consistently strong through all of her scenes. 
Scene 1: (Part 2)----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Veruca James/Scotty Lyons/Tony Marinez/Mark Zane/Ike Diezel

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Blowbang/Facefucking/Heavy Deepthroating/Facial/Cum Swallowing (Massive Volume)
The second part to Veruca's scene takes place immediately following her fuckfest with Ike and Mark, and begins as she is led into another room to perform a four-way blow-j to the Von Swine Cavalcade. Some exaggerated cock chokes from Veruca commence the blowbang as she makes sure to leave no man standing in this sloppified dick dunking contest. After each of the guys gets their fair share of Veruca's throat, she opens her cumcatcher to receive each individual load and guzzles down every ounce of man batter extracted. Awesome. Veruca is a perv's dream, this scene was no exception to the greatness that we're used to seeing from her. Loved it.
Scene 2:--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sarah Shevon/Tim Von Swine
Tease/Blowjob/Rimming/Doggie/Anal/Gaping/ATM/Deepthroating/Female Masturbation/Cowgirl Reverse Cowgirl/Spooning/Cum Swallowing (Medium Volume)
Next up is porn beauty and a personal favorite, Sarah Shevon. Sarah opens the scene looking absolutely wonderful in a red dress and no panties, sharing some light convo with Swiney while teasing the camera effortlessly. The blowie soon starts in a POV view, with Sarah slopping up Swiney's pork sword and generously rimming his asshole for added effect. Sarah is a fucking rockstar here, carelessly letting the cock-drool drip over her face and body before the sex eventually begins with a doggie style bang. The sex is pretty great throughout the scene, moving into anal at the midway point where it gets even better. Sarah's actions and expressions are flawless throughout this scene, I thoroughly loved every moment of her filthiness. The scene is pretty long, but is certain to keep your attention regardless because of the strong performances from both stars. It caps off with a swiney protein shake given to Sarah as she gulps it down and prepares for the blowbang. 
Scene 2: (Part 2)---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sarah Shevon/Mark Zane/Hooks/D Snoop/Tony Martinez
Cunilingus/Footplay/Blowbang/Heavy Deepthroating/Facials/Cum Swallowing (Massive Volume)
Again the blowbang takes place immediately to follow the sex, and sets in with Mark Zane diving face-first into Sarah's post-swine wrecked pussy hole. The blowbang gets underway quickly with Sarah going full throttle on the four cocks that encircle her, and gets super sloppy as it moves forward. Another outstanding scene here that finishes with Sarah's mouth being the main focal point of a jizz storm, before eventually fading to black after she swallows what looks like about a gallon of cum held in her mouth. Perfect. Sarah is the bomb. I can't really say anything more than this scene was outstanding front to back.
[Insert Disc 2]
Scene 3:---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*Scene to Remember*
Alana Raines/D Snoop/Steven French
Tease/Cunnilingus/Blowjob/Missionary/Anal/Doggie/Gaping/Cowgirl/DP/Reverse Cowgirl/ATM/Cum Swallowing (Medium Volume)

The second disc of this 4 hour cum chugging, face fucking brouhaha kicks things off with Alana Raines. Alana is a girl I have yet to see in a movie, but I'm definitely looking forward to this scene because she looks fucking incredible right from the beginning. I mean, this girl has me retarded from the second the scene opens up, but I digress. After she tells us a bit about herself, Alana eventually walks inside where Steven French and D Snoop eagerly await her arrival. The guys take turns munching her love muffin while she sucks whichever cock is nearest to her, and sex soon begins with a light missionary style reaming provided by Mr Snoop. Anal sets in quickly afterwards and carries a nice energy from this stunning new girl. Intensity levels really rise when the DP begins, as Alana gets a pretty hardcore double fuck and is outstanding through all of it. Eventually this scene turns into an ultimate DP dickdown if I've ever seen one; it had me on the edge of my seat, mindlessly jerking myself while watching this flawless beauty who is handling her stunt cocks like porno girls from years past. It was simply perfect. Alana Raines, remember that name. If there's a scene in this movie that is better than this one I shudder to think of how great it will be. 
Scene 3: (Part 2)--------------------------------------------------------------------------
Alana Raines/Tim Von Swine
Doggie Anal/ATM/Gaping/Cowgirl/Reverse Cowgirl Anal/Cum Swallow (High Volume)
Alana sticks around after her DP to take a ride on Swiney's salomi, and begins the second part of her scene receiving a doggie style buttfuck from our director himself. Alana again looks absolutely incredible, and by midway through she's pouncing on the swine stick like it's a trampoline. A great scene here that ends all too soon as Alana is rewarded with her swine sauce and swallows it up. Awesome. This girl is fantastic, did I say that yet?
Scene 4:-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Cameron Canada/Hooks/D Snoop/Mark Zane
Tease/Cunnilingus/Blowbang/Facefucking/Heavy Deepthroating/Cum Swallowing (Massive Volume)
The first part of the final scene in the film begins as Cameron Canada encapsulates our view, and after some pre-scene groping and fondling, Swiney's boys take her in for the blowbang. Cameron slops up her cocks immediately as things open up, while Von Swine's cronies work her mouth over hard. The amount of dickslop that is produced from Cameron throughout this scene is probably among the most in the film, and the deepthroats are fucking rock solid. I loved it, Cameron can do no wrong in my book.
Scene 4: (Part 2)------------------------------------------------------------------------
Cameron Canada/Tim Von Swine
Buttplug Play/Doggie/Anal/ATM/Cowgirl/Reverse Cowgirl/Cum Swallow (Medium Volume)

Cameron's second part, and the actual final scene in the film, involves a one-on-one sex romp with the Swineman himself. Action sets in with Tim oiling up Cameron's two-hole and preparing her for the scene by filling her up with an oddly shaped buttplug. The fucking begins with a doggie style pussy jam that picks up nicely in the early moments, with Cameron's round ass being showcased wonderfully as the viewer gets a great POV viewing of the action. The anal sets in to follow and the scene progresses wonderfully with Cameron giving some sloppy ATM's and thorough gapes throughout. A cum squirt-and-swallow caps off the film, and another nice scene is added to this already stellar group of jizz gulping hotties. Sweet!
A first-class blowbang film here; Action was top notch in every scene and I personally felt that the film was casted perfectly. It's a no-brainer when you have girls like Cameron, Veruca, and Sarah involved, but I figured that the 'new girl' in the movie might be the dreaded dud scene. I will be the first to tell you, I was dead wrong. This girl was fantastic, and I hope I'm watching a lot more Alana Raines in the near future. Fans of blowbangs are probably well aware of Von Swine's ditinguished reputation in the genre, and this film is probably one of the best of his recent works that I've watched. The BTS segment includes a lot of candid conversation, photo shoots, and a Tim Von Swine porn rant mentioning reviewers that had me rolling on the floor. I'd definitely give this one a high recommendation to all fans of sloppy dick chugging beauties, as well as fans of strong sex with a lot of emphasis on fun. If you're a blowbang fan you're certain to be squirting your sauce to this one for years to come. Check it!


i apologize for any grammatical errors, i was beating off when i wrote this.

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