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All Things Anal

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 10/10/13

XCritic's Advice: Recommended


All Things Anal

Evil Angel/Mike Adriano Media

Genre: Gonzo, Anal

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Director: Mike Adriano


Cast: Sadie Santana, Natasha Starr, Mike Adriano, Tinslee Reagan, Danielle Delaunay, Skin Diamond, Asphyxia Noir, Crystal Lopez: Rebecca Lane (BJ bonus scene only)

Length: 259:24 minutes (160:28 minutes & 98:56 minutes)

Date of Production: 2013



Extras: The first disc had a web trailer and cast list but that was all. The second disc extras started off with a 26:30 minute long bonus BJ/Titty fuck scene between Rebecca Lane and Mike Adriano, the Texan gal showing him her awesome boobs as she milked him dry. Then there was a cumshot recap, cast list, trailers, some filmographies, websites, and five photogalleries.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: All Things Anal was presented in a visually appealing anamorphic widescreen as shot by director Mike Adriano for Evil Angel. The scenes were all shot by Claudio Maestro with basic lighting to eliminate any shadows, texture, or hints of color variations. The set up was simple with the basic tease, and then Mike would join in for various types of messy sex, all in some form of point of view fashion. The grain was minimal as was the video noise, the director trying to provide a basic porn experience here rather than cultivate favorable press by use of silly special effects. It was far from perfect but this did enhance the replay value for me as it showed more care than usual, fans of well rounded women certain to appreciate it. There was a company watermark on the lower right hand corner too. The audio was presented in 2.0 Dolby Digital English. There wasn’t much to talk about aurally speaking though, the tease portion of the scenes employed music but the rest of the show was fairly easy to hear the vocals even if it sounded like a home camera shot them.

Body of Review: Mike Adriano is a director at Evil Angel, his double disc gonzo titles showing his continuing love for POV and all forms of anal sex. All Things Anal is one of his latest releases focusing mostly on a variety of anal loving babes seeing if they can handle his brand of anal-centric fun, this time using limited amounts of toys to ream the rumps of the ripe sweeties. The entire cast was full of attractive ladies with lean figures and shapely curves, Mike giving all of them lots of rimming and pounding backdoor penetrations. The ladies included Sadie Santana, Natasha Starr, Tinslee Reagan, Danielle Delaunay, Crystal Lopez, Asphyxia Noir, and Skin Diamond; most of these ladies newcomers to big name gonzo porn.


The company website described the movie like this: “What makes ass-crazed Evil Angel director Mike Adriano stand up and take notice? Fans know he focuses on the female butt, the anus in particular. Mike's newest marathon production, "All Things Anal," covers his mighty obsession in five all-new scenes. His special formula of POV-style auditions reveals gorgeous girls eagerly submitting to his throbbing cock - giving wet, slobbery blow jobs and opening their backdoors wide for fingers, tongues, and even Mike's signature speculum! These starlets aren't shy, showing off massive anal gapes, nasty ass-to-mouth antics, titty fucking, rim jobs and gooey oral cum shots. First, sexy Polish swinger Natasha Starr and sultry, mixed-race cutie Sadie Santana treat the director's dick to a double-blow job spiced by ball slurping and ass licking. The girls get royally reamed. Tanned, adorable Tinslee Reagan receives some well-deserved anal discipline, and curvaceous blonde Danielle Delaunay offers her thick, meaty ass and perfect, succulent boobies for an intimate butt-pounding initiation. Pale Goth beauty Asphyxia Noir and sultry black punkette Skin Diamond team up for a three-way ATM slurpfest and Asphyxia's second-ever on-camera ass reaming! Lastly, petite Mexican doll Crystal Lopez obediently services the director, who leaves her rectum wrecked and gaping. There's also a bonus titty fuck/messy BJ from plush, naturally buxom redhead Rebecca Lane. For fans of unrestrained sodomy, Mike's "All Things Anal" displays the many splendors of butt sex in one package.” Here’s a very brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:


Scene One: Sadie Santana, the cute brunette standing to the right of center near the bottom of the cover, and blond babe Natasha Starr, standing to her right, were up first as they described their entry into porn to scene partner Mike Adriano. Natasha had the fleshier ass of the ladies but Sadie was definitely appealing too. The ladies teased and showed off their goodies, Natasha walking on the outdoor treadmill while Sadie slobbed the knob of Mike. The oral was plentiful throughout the show though, the ladies giving each other ample inspiration to keep giving and Mike enjoying their sloppy hummers as well as salad tossing, the ladies inhaling about half his pecker as they continued pushing their limits. Fans of ball sucking will adore both women too but the main event was how well both could ride his cock, Natasha going first but Sadie just as active as they took his pecker in the pooper. There was a lot of ATM here and the eye contact elevated the chemistry as they sought to milk Mike dry of genetic juice, over an hour of fun leading Natasha’a ass to win the prize for draining him of baby batter that glazed her firm ass cheeks as Sadie licked her clean one last time.


Scene Two: Tinslee Reagan, the smiling blond with her hand on her hip in the lower middle of the front cover (orange top and white shorts), was up next as she told Mike Adriano how her career stripping and nude modeling caused her to leave school and do porn. While she was unconvincing as to the judgment call of long term prospects, she seemed to like showing off her figure, nervously giggling as Mike felt her up and assisted her in slowly stripping her attire off. Tinslee had a squeaky clean perfect pucker and was closely shaven as her pussy came into focus, the gal fingering herself before slurping Mike’s balls and worshipping his meaty member. She took a few inches into her mouth while stroking the shaft, the messy POV hummer showing her try to push past her limits. Mike assisted her in that regard and she came increasingly close to his balls but fell short of throating him completely, nuzzling his nads and sucking his ass before moving back to the blowjob. He then lubed up her ass and slowly porked her, his ability to take it slow at first helping her to learn to accommodate such a thick rod. She was more active when on top and after things had warmed up a bit, some taste testing included along with great dirty talk as his “little anal bitch”. They continued their chemistry filled tryst until he withdrew to douse her face with population pudding, the semen not swallowed but her energy levels duly noted.


Scene Three: Danielle Delaunay, the thick blond seen on the lower left corner of the front cover in pink lingerie, was up next in the last scene of the first disc. She did not seem very nervous as she matter of factly talked about her appreciation of anal sex, her rounded ass and big boobs exciting Mike Adriano as he watched her show off her body. She had a trimmed beaver and the pair kissed, Mike admiring her tits as he sucked her nipples and caressed her body. From there, Mike tongued her asshole and a quick edit showed her back with a large anal plug stretching her out, her ass so tight that it closed right back up when he removed her toy. This set them on a mission to give her a gape, Danielle giving him a blowjob after he licked her ass some more. She used her hand a lot and only sucked about a third of his shaft into her mouth as she looked at the camera, a titty fuck leading to more oral and then the penetration positions. Mike tapped her passive ass in a few positions related to missionary and doggy, Danielle pushing back a bit at times but typically showing her newcomer status all too well. Once she warmed up she got better though, her juicy ass looking delightful as she bounced slowly on his rod. The ending wealth of spunk came to her face as she blew him, the gal swallowing him with a laugh as he tried to pull away.


Scene Four: Skin Diamond and Asphyxia Noir, the best known females of the entire cast at this writing, were up next in the first scene of the second disc. They were seen on the front cover on the upper left hand corner and upper middle respectively, their personal chemistry for each other demonstrated way more noticeably than any of the others in the cast. Skin played with Asphyxia’s ass at first, Mike Adriano commenting as fingers and tongues were used on each other in alternating fashion, Mike savoring some ass too. Skin wore no thong or panties while walking on the treadmill, her buddy spitting and licking her tight pucker at length. She then sucked Mike’s cock a bit before he inserted it into Skin’s welcoming asshole, Asphyxia spreading her cheeks wide apart to make it easier on both her partners. The ladies sucked him clean and then took turns riding his pecker anally, Skin definitely the better rider of the two. This heated display of anal hijinks continued until Skin’s ass milked Mike dry of splooge, Asphyxia taking the load to cumswap for both of them to share swallowing.


Scene Five: Crystal Lopez, the cutie kneeling on the lower middle of the front cover, was up last as she welcomed her latest scene with Mike Adriano. The skinny little fox was 5’4”and wore red with black lingerie, her dirty talk in two languages getting a rise from the director in no time at all. Crystal was already looking used when she spread her ass, likely from pre-scene preparations, Mike taking her orally as she bent over for him on the couch to ready her for the coming boning. She readily sucked the head of his cock and perhaps a few inches, Mike trying to get her to go deeper but meeting limited success. They kissed and she slowly started riding his cock anally, her relatively passive riding style showing his relative size to her skinny frame more than anything else. When it came to the ending, a happy ending at that, he beat his meat to give her his ball batter, the gal appearing to swallow what was offered up by the man.


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Summary: All Things Anal by director Mike Adriano for Evil Angel was a decent set of anal sex scenes starring a relatively new cast willing to do as Mike told them, meriting a rating of Recommended from me. Each of the ladies had something different to offer and that was a nice touch compared to many of his peers, the best scene of the bunch easily the one starring Skin Diamond and Asphyxia Noir, their chemistry alone elevating the resulting double disc set substantially. In short, All Things Anal was two discs full of the kind of anal tease, licking, and penetration that are increasingly tough to find from the competition so give this one a look to see why I liked it so much.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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