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Phat Ass White Girls 5

Studio: Jules Jordan Video » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 10/23/13

XCritic's Advice: Recommended


Phat Ass White Girls (P.A.W.G.) 5

Jules Jordan Video/Morally Corrupt

Genre: Gonzo, Web-to-DVD

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Director: Mike Adriano


Cast: Kelly Divine, Mike Adriano, Nikki Sexx, Chris Strokes, Dani Daniels, Derrick Pierce, Gia Steel

Length: 213:14 minutes

Date of Production: 9/25/2013


Extras: The only extras were a photogallery and pop shot compilation from the scenes, a company website link included though it again did not work for me when I tried it in my web browser (reverting to the usual JJV website where no mention is made of the company).

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Phat Ass White Girls 5 was presented in anamorphic widescreen as shot by director Mike Adriano for Morally Corrupt to be distributed by Jules Jordan Video. Having only reviewed one other volume of the series, my general observation is that the shows seem a bit rough around the edges compared to Mike’s works elsewhere but still provide a good amount of his usual fun factor frolicking my peers and I appreciate. The lighting and editing were decent here and while it seemed somewhat like a scaled down version of one of Mike’s double disc endeavors, I liked it nonetheless. The fleshtones, compression rates, and other visual elements worked well enough to merit a nod, each of the ladies worth her weight in gold given the action too, though Mike’s cameraman went uncredited. The aural qualities of the show were definitely prone to comparison against other web to DVD productions, the vocals typically heard well enough though there were some portions where the ladies whispered comments instead of stating them loudly and proudly.


Body of Review: Mike Adriano is a director of hardcore ass flicks for Morally Corrupt, Jules Jordan Video distributing their titles. His latest work coming in for review is called Phat Ass White Girls 5, four ass fucking foxes taking the hot beef injection like seasoned professionals with a lot of oral tricks to boot. This time, the ladies included Kelly Divine, Nikki Sexx, Dani Daniels, and Gia Steel; one glance at the front cover proving each of them delivered the titular goods in regards to being white and having juicy asses to be played with. As mentioned previously, the PAWG series started out as a Bang Bros website, that company bought by another company so I’ll be waiting for the details of how the Morally Corrupt company fits into the scheme of things. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:


Scene One: Kelly Divine, a redhead that needs no introduction to any modern booty lover, was up first as she walked around in tight shorts as seen featured on the lower right hand corner of the cover. Kelly’s juicy ass had ample bounce for the ounce and she showed off really well, Mike Adriano claiming her for himself this time. There was a lot of tease that I enjoyed and she changed into an orange skirt to walk around outside before Mike began working her ass with his tongue, Kelly smothering his face with her sweet cheeks before she gave him a wonderfully messy blowjob. Her hand to gland friction was excellent and her eye contact quite well done, the gal actively riding his pecker anally in a multitude of positions as she gave a lot of dirty talk. This was the shortest scene by far of the four included, her ass too much for Mike to refrain blowing his load of genetic juice, her stream of nasty comments helping to elicit the baby batter all over her mouth as she took matters into her own hands to jerk him off into her mouth and swallow the spew in this chemistry filled scene.


Scene Two: Nikki Sexx, the sexy babe sported on the upper left corner of the front cover, was up next with Chris Strokes, her tight blue shorts and colorful top not hiding her wealth of curves at all. She posed in the living room by bending over a bunch, her ginormous boobs exciting the camera man nearly as much. She took her time to strip off her clothes and had fun doing it, the fun factor quotient elevated as her fit body came increasingly into view. She warmed up by using some toys to stretch out her shapely ass, moving slowly at first but with less apprehension as she progressed in the scene, even giving herself a technical DP with them before taking on Chris. She aggressively slobbed his knob while using her hand and titties to pleasure him even more, easily accommodating his turgid pecker in her ass as she spewed forth a lot of dirty talk. This continued in a variety of positions until he pulled out to glaze her sweet ass with population pudding, the ball batter falling on the floor while she orally cleaned him off to get more of the semen.


Scene Three: Dani Daniels, the beautiful young lady wearing the pink dress with openings to showcase her ass on the left side of the front cover, was up next with Derrick Pierce, the playful minx starting off wearing a short black dress on the yellow couch. She was interviewed and gave a lot of tease, her pubic patch among the thickest I have seen outside of a specialty flick. I loved the pink dress a lot more since it gave a wonderful look at her ass but she really did look good no matter what she wore, her lengthy tease session soon including her rubbing her ass cheeks on Derricks erection. Dani then slobbed his knob and did so seductively slow, her eye contact in the POV portions of the action adding some variety before she actively rode him in her snatch. There was no anal or even gash gobbling here but it was still fun to watch, Derrick tossing off a large round of spunk all over her juicy ass to end things.


Scene Four: Gia Steel, the curvy brunette bent over on the center of the front cover, was up last with lucky Mike Adriano, the gal interviewed in a colorful dress on his orange couch before she walked outside on the catwalk while her booty ate her shorts (the wedgie look working for me). Gia would shake herself and gyrate to give the camera a lot to appreciate, her dirty talk less plentiful but still appreciated as Mike began to savor her ass at length with his hands and tongue. She spread herself nicely while sitting in a tall chair too, the allure of her precious pucker bringing Mike back in for some rimming, the extensive oral leading to her reciprocating with a blowjob centering on his head. I would have preferred she suck more than half of him down but she did get messy with the act, actively riding him vaginally after her ass was oiled up really well. She pushed back to meet his thrusts and even eventually did most of the action, Mike bursting forth with a wad of splooge all over her crotch and legs.

Summary: Phat Ass White Girls 5 by director Mike Adriano for Morally Corrupt to be distributed by Jules Jordan Video was good enough to merit a solid rating of Recommended or better for anyone appreciative of attractive ladies with shapely asses. With starlets like Kelly Divine, Gia Steel, Dani Daniels, and Nikki Sexx on hand to provide “big, bouncy, round booty”, you really can’t go wrong as an ass aficionado. In short, Phat Ass White Girls 5 provided some good levels of fuck for the buck, strokability, and replay value that earned it a place beside Mike’s other works under the JJV umbrella, even if anal exploration was not the primary role most of the time; perhaps some of the ladies upgrading soon enough to score roles in Mike’s “other” movies so check it out.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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