Cast: Ash Hollywood, Dillion Harper, Alex Chance, Ritchie Calhoun, Billy Glide, Tommy Pistol, Darla Crane Non-sex role: Evan Stone
Length: 140:23 minutes
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Date of Production: 7/17/2013 (cover); 7/25/2013 (credits)
Extras: The first two extras were bonus scenes from Teen Sex Dolls that lasted over a half hour each as described below. The first scene starred Adrianna Luna with Toni Ribas while the second scene starred Britney Young with Julius Ceazher; both working out nicely as bonus scenes even if they were edited from the original production. There were then two short Behind the Scenes clips, the first lasting 6:29 minutes with Skow interviewing Ash Hollywood and Dillion Harper while the second lasted 2:38 minutes as Skow interviewed Alex Chance as she rode a swing naked. There was then a BTS photogallery, some trailers, and a regular photogallery; in all a fine selection of extras from a company not known for them.
Audio/Video Quality: Southern Hospitality was presented in a crisp, anamorphic widescreen as shot by director B. Skow for Girlfriends Films under their Skow Digital line. The cameras were worked by B. Skow, Mike Towers, and P.P. Peru while the production was written by the infamous David Stanley, the sexual trysts looking substantially different from each other as well as well as the feature elements. One of the scenes lacked the lighting to make it work as well (Scene 3) but the energy and enthusiasm displayed balanced that out well enough, no company watermark observed. The stereo aural aspects of the movie were nicely done, the vocals easily understood, the ambient noises appropriate, and the music sounding just right with a country twang.
Body of Review: B. Skow has long held sway with the Xcritic team as one of the most talented directors in porn, his more recent work at Girlfriends Films certainly not shying away from exploring bold new worlds with his creative partner David Stanley; both of them having blogged for Xcritic long ago (Come back guys!). Their latest movie is called Southern Hospitality, a comedy feature porn poking fun at bootlegging hillbillies with polygamous tendencies. I suppose these days, the only safe groups to poke fun at are conservatives, southerners, and moonshiners but I’ll admit this was a more libido friendly set of topics than the team’s last endeavor, babes like Dillion Harper, Ash Hollywood, Alex Chance, and Darla Crane sure to impress their fans. The writing was as wacky as anything attributed to David in recent months so his fans will be appreciative, the sum total of the parts here well worth checking out as an alternative to the near generic parodies and romance movies released by their peers.
The back cover described the movie like this: “Jon Ho is married to three brides, Small, Medium, and Large! On the night of his third wedding, Medium, his second wife, starts getting jealous. As this is happening, a criminal family of moonshiners known as the Fuggs, made up of Mama Fugg, her three sons, Teeny, Tiny, and Mighty, on the run from the law, make their way onto Jon Jo's thirty acres of woodlands to set up camp and hide from capture. Medium catches sight of Tiny, bathing outside and masturbates to him. As she does, she is caught by out with a log. Medium and Tiny then go on the run, fall in love, and hide in the woods, hoping to escape both their families so they can elope. Meanwhile, Large and Small go out trying to find Medium. They argue and split up to cover more ground. Small runs afoul of Teeny and Mighty and they take her virginity. Large attempts to save Small, but has to make a deal with Mama Fugg in order to do so by having sex with her. Large and Small go back to the house. Jon Jo finds out that Small has been deflowered and goes after the Fuggs himself. He gets caught by them and forced to make a deal. if he wants to live, he had to let the Fuggs live on his land, keep them safe from cops, and help them make moonshine. Seeing a financial opportunity, Jon Jo agrees. They drink moonshine to celebrate the arrangement. Jon Jo winds up getting so drunk that he proposes to Mama Fugg in a fit of inebriated madness. At the wedding, Small shoots Teeny and Mighty dead and Tiny shoots Mama Fugg as well. Large, Small, and Medium all leave Jon Jo. Medium and Tony Fugg get married to each other and Large and Small begin a relationship of their own!” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Scene One: Ash Hollywood, Dillion Harper, and Alex Chance, were up first in a lesbian tryst in an old bed. Ash drove the scene almost completely by herself and focused most of her attention on Alex, the fleshier of her two partners, but each of them seemed to gobble some gash and savor the taste of ass this time. About midway through the action, Dillion bolted to allow her peers to continue too, still, the result was strokable lesbian fun. Ash and Alex tribbed each other and the juices flowed freely, more 69 work allowing both to get off at the same time.
Scene Two: Dillion Harper, the jug toting hotty seen on the front cover with black hair and a cupped titty, was up next as she spied on Ritchie Calhoun bathing by the stalls. The gal wore some city folk shorts and a loose white blouse, the gal attacked by Billy and Tommy before Ritchie saved her. This led to the guy having a heart to heart conversation with her, Dillion offering him some physical comfort to suit her own needs in the form of a handjob while she stripped down. She had a bald beaver and some pronounced tan lines here, Ritchie gobbling her gash and fingering her before enjoying her in doggy for some vaginal fucking fun. She was tight enough that her labia milked him as she pushed back to meet his thrusts, his turgid pecker porking the pretty lady before she slobbed his knob to resume more active cowgirl variations. There was more oral by both of them and it ended when he blasted her face with his genetic juice, the population pudding running down her face as the scene cut away.
Scene Three: Alex Chance, the thickest of the ladies and the newcomer to the polygamous relationship, was then up satisfying thwarted Billy Glide and Tommy Pistol, their earlier fun interrupted by their brother. For all their criminal masterminding, the guys appreciated a curvy woman, the young lady feeling extra special as she took turns blowing them and impaling herself on their bulging erections. They pawed her all over and she enjoyed the attention she was missing from Evan, the scene on the dark side due to the location but her active participation and eye contact helping make it work better all the same. She had pretty eyes and smiled as they roughed her up, her initial protests falling far short of convincing, especially when Billy bent her over to rim her juicy ass. While she handled Tommy’s more modest pecker better during the blowjobs, Billy was the one that made her light up, her hand to gland friction adding replay value as she cleaned them off regularly. Billy nutted a load of spunk to her abdomen and then Tommy gave her a facial and titty glazing of splooge, the trio leaving the scene satisfied.
Scene Four: Darla Crane, the busty redhead seen beside gun toting Billy on the upper front cover, was up last in a lesbian tryst with perky blond Ash Hollywood. Ash was the star of the show in most ways, narrating the story as well as any redneck show I’ve watched (like “Dukes of Hazzard”), but she also lit up the screen every time she appeared. Her lean figure contrasted nicely with Darla too, her awesome black booty shorts barely covering that tight little ass of hers so many of us adore. The ladies kissed and Ash really liked playing with Darla’s freckled boobs, some spanking and rougher groping balanced out with the lighter caresses and oral to the pussy munching (both were clean shaven), Darla getting in a lot of good licks herself (ending the tryst by feeding Ash some of her own juices off her fingers that came straight from the tap). The last 20 minutes of the movie included some minor sexual content, even implied homosexual acts, but watch it because it was pretty funny at times).
Bonus Scene: Teen Sex Dolls: Adrianna Luna, Toni Ribas: “She used a colorful toy to get off with and then proceeded to take on Toni Ribas for 35:05 minutes; the house setting looking a bit plain but keeping the attention on her as it should be. She lay back on a black leather couch and Toni rubbed her snatch while kissing her, the man gobbling her gash before she sucked his cock in earnest while at her knees. Adrianna provided solid eye contact and used some hand to gland friction to enhance the moment, the gal actively riding him in various positions with taste testing though they were not as polished as I have seen of late (either of them). He did seem to get her all juicy at one point and she took the facial of genetic juice well enough, Adrianna licking some of the spew from her face before giving him some post coital head.” (Note: this was an edited version of the original scene lasting 35:06 minutes, lacking the interview and solo masturbation sequence.)
Bonus Scene: Teen Sex Dolls: Britney Young, Julius Ceazher: “An interracial tryst with Julius Ceazher. This was largely a reset as she was naked but back on the couch again, Julius crawling up to kiss her before she blew him in the 33:04 minute long tryst. I liked how her tits moved while she serviced him, her enthusiasm for getting him hard more than most seasoned veterans would have provided. Once she began working him to the limit he became hard though, Britney using her hand to gland action to bring him around (the gal looking like she needed help as she began looking at the camera instead of Julius) and some active vaginal riding leading to him gobbling her gash briefly. He kept on his sunglasses which made him look indifferent, the gal never smiling again and his attitude clearly noticeable. The lack of chemistry was noticed and he eventually withdrew to give her mouth and neck a wad of spunk to think about, her smile finally coming back when he left.” (Note: this was an edited version of the original scene lasting 33:06 minutes, lacking the interview and solo masturbation sequence.)
Summary: Southern Hospitality by director David Stanley for Girlfriends Films was an entertaining fuck flick stemming from the minds of Skow and long time pal David Stanley, their light hearted poke at polygamy and Southern living a lot of fun. While I thought the dynamic duo were mixing their cultural metaphors (the longstanding joke about hillbillies is they inbreed with close family members while Mormons take multiple partners in marriage), it gave the likes of Evan Stone and company plenty of room to ham it up before enjoying some solid sex scenes. I’m sure the fanboys will take exception to the various misspellings they’ll encounter with regard to the production (as they did with Daddy’s Girls; the most notorious here being the title on the cover edge, Darla Crane called “Daria Crane” in the credits, and producer Ralph Long listed as “Ralf Long” on the front cover) but even the arguably one of the greatest writers of our country, a man by the name of Samuel “Mark Twain” Clemens took exception with those who lacked the creativity to find various ways to spell words. That said, Dillion Harper continues to impress and kick ass Ash Hollywood was a hot as ever, Darla Crane and Alex Chance certainly welcome fuck bunnies in the production. In short though, Southern Hospitality was a cute little spoof that earned a rating of Recommended for the feature elements and four sex scenes, so check it out.
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