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Big Tits Turn Me On


Studio: Hustler Video » Review by John Boy » Review Date: 11/4/13



XCritic's Advice: XCritic Pick

Feature Running Time:  109 mins.

Date of Production:  September 2013

Genre:  Big tits, anal, futuristic sex

Condoms:  No  

Director: Stuart Canterbury

Cast: Starring Capri Cavanni and featuring Raven Bay, Cindy Starfall, Brandy Aniston, Katie Summers, Ryna Driller, Alec Knight and Billy Glide

Bonus Scenes:  No

Extras: Hustlerstore.com, behind the scenes, Hustler trailers, hustler.com, sex talk, photo slideshow, animated chapter index

Overview
I’m classifying Hustler’s Big Tits Turn Me On as an XCritic Pick, and when you see it you’ll understand why. Director Stuart Canterbury takes us on a convincing forward-looking journey into the world of futuristic sex. We experience everything from robot on robot sex, girl on girl virtual sex controlled by the voice of an automated sex system, oral sex down a blue tube that does wonders for one’s dick and clone sex that makes sex sensational again for elderly couples. With busty brunette Capri Cavanni as the star, this movie is not only a journey into sex of tomorrow, but a hardcore, dick-hardening video with pussy-pumping action. The extremely high video, lighting and sound qualities help make this futuristic fuck flick seem believable. Cindy Starfall’s and Brandy Aniston’s girl on girl scene is sizzling with wet, dribbling pussies and all. You’ll enjoy watching this one again and again. Stuart Canterbury and Hustler video definitely hit a homerun.

Scene 1: Robot Love:  Raven Bay and Ryan Driller

Ryan Driller walks in the door and says “honey, I’m home.”  His topless wife, Raven Bay, is standing across the room not moving. Ryan calls out to her and she still doesn’t move. That’s when he realizes that he forgot to charge her battery before he left.

Turns out she’s a robot! Ryan rolls his charging contraption over to her, attaching the cables to her nipples and sticking his finger up her pussy. After a few jolts of electricity, Raven wakes up, batting her eyes.  She’s definitely here to please her man, telling him dinner is ready, asking how he would like his drink and saying how much she missed him and can’t wait to please him.

Ryan detaches her wiring, instructing her to bend over so he can take another look at her ass. Raven goes to get Ryan’s cold drink and comes back in sexy black lingerie, but this time she’s got “feelings.” She won’t stop talking and complaining and Ryan realizes she is malfunctioning. He reboots her and instructs her to come over and suck his cock and to turn off her chat feature.

Ryan is sitting on the couch. Raven unbuckles his pants, pulling them off and starts sucking on his dick, slurping around his dick head and leaving trails of spit up and down his shaft. She’s twisting her head in circles with her mouth wrapped tightly around Ryan’s cock. This is one robot that enjoys taking orders and pleasing her master. Ryan grips Raven’s hair into a ball behind her head, holding it tight as her head bobs up and down his meat.

 

Ryan’s prick is drenched now and Raven is ready to be fucked as she slides down on top of him cowgirl style, bouncing her ass up and down on his cock.  Ryan is gripping her ass cheeks, pulling them back to open her ass and forcing her down on his dick. Raven starts gripping Ryan’s dick with her pussy, taking charge of the fuck, leaving no inch of his shaft exposed.  

Raven turns around to ride Ryan reverse cowgirl with her legs spread wide open over him, placing her high, spiky heels up on the couch on either side of Ryan’s legs. Ryan does what he does best, drill her from underneath. But Raven begs to be poked doggy style.

 

The couple moves into doggy position on the couch. Raven has one knee bent on the couch and the other leg standing straight down to the floor. Ryan pierces her pussy from behind with his dick, slamming his body up against her ass, making her scream out that she’s going to cum.

Raven lies on her back for a missionary fuck with one leg high up over Ryan’s shoulder, the other leg torn open across the couch. Ryan pumps her harder and harder and then pulls out of her pussy, shooting cum all over her stomach and lingerie.

 

Raven says “warning, insufficient charge, system may malfunction.” Ryan instructs her to shut herself down; but then he shuts himself down as well. So, he’s a robot too! 

Scene 2: Real Sex Experience: Cindy Starfall and Brandy Aniston

Cindy Starfall walks into a futuristic bedroom that has a number of leather belts, gloves and other items on the bed. She picks up a computer pad and touches the screen, activating the automated system.  The automated voice says “welcome to the lady X play version 8” and asks Cindy to make her selection from the main menu.

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Cindy selects one female partner with an athletic body type as she begins to strip down. But the automated system is asking too many questions and Cindy is horny. So, she tells the system to make a random selection and surprise her with the outcome. Cindy readies herself for her female partner, putting on the clothing items from the bed, the silver panties and bra top, the glittery gloves and the face mask. As soon as Cindy puts on the mask, she enters a virtual reality where she will experience her virtual sex adventure.

 

She stumbles her way across the room to a large, red futuristic looking chair, sitting down slowly as the silver panties are vibrating up against her pussy. Just then, Brandy Aniston appears in front of her, dancing and grinding, teasing Cindy with her big ass.

Brandy straddles over Cindy, grinding on her cowgirl style, rubbing up between her legs. Cindy starts fingering Brandy’s clit and rubbing Brandy’s breasts together, licking and kissing all over her pierced nipples. The two start kissing passionately then rubbing their pussies together.

Cindy’s virtual reality world is as realistic as they come. Brandy is completely naked now and straddles up over Cindy’s head, allowing Cindy to munch on her pussy and grab her ass cheeks. Cindy is licking Brandy’s clit and sticking her tongue up her pussy, leaving strings of spit hanging from Brandy’s pussy.  

 

Brandy takes charge now, fingering Cindy’s clit and pussy, driving Cindy crazy in ecstasy. They pick up a bright red dildo and start sharing it from mouth to mouth, lathering it up with spit. Brandy rubs the wet dildo head all over Cindy’s nipples before continuing to dine on Cindy’s pussy. Brandy finally puts that dildo to good use, shoving it up Cindy’s cunt while licking her clit. Cindy is in virtual nirvana as Brandy takes the dildo out of Cindy’s pussy and sticks it right into Cindy’s mouth. Cindy is screaming “make me cum”!

 

The pair move over to the bed and get into a 69 position with Brandy on the bottom on her back. Cindy sits her pussy down over Brandy’s mouth and Brandy continues to feast on Cindy’s wet slit.  

But Cindy is driving Brandy crazy too, roughly fingering Brandy’s pussy with those Michael Jackson style, glittering gloves.  The two continue to share that red dildo, shoving it from one pussy to the other, in and out. Brandy is rubbing Cindy’s pussy really hard with that dildo, making her cum and Brandy is right there to lick up the wet aftermath.

 

And just as quickly as it started, Cindy’s virtual sex experience is over. She’s back in reality and rushes over to the computer pad. The automated voice asks her if she wants to remember her sex settings for next time. Luckily, Cindy hits the save button before the system times out. 

Scene 3: Portahole: Capri Cavanni, Alec Knight, Tall Paul (non sex)

Alec Knight is working late in the office. He tells his boss that he has a report to finish up before he leaves. But as soon as his boss leaves, Alec pulls a portahole package out of his desk. He checks down the hall to make sure everyone is gone and pulls the portahole out of the box.

It’s a long blue tube to stick your dick into. Alec pulls out his dick, sticks it in the tube and hits the go button. Just then, a virtual screen appears in front of Alec showing Capri Cavanni playing with herself. She is rubbing her breasts around and around and she bends over the chair, showing Alec her round ass cheeks.

She slowly strips her panties off and throws them at the screen, quickly shoving her fingers up her pussy and rubbing her clit in circles. We get some incredible views of Capri’s inviting pussy as she sits in the chair with her legs propped up on the desk in front of her. The camera is facing head on into Capri’s pussy as she continues to finger it with one hand and shoves a finger up her ass hole. She’s takes her fingers out of her pussy and ass and licks them clean. Continuing to heat up the screen, Capri gets on all fours on the chair with her ass facing us, continuing the pussy and ass fingering.

Alec turns the machine up to maximum which causes him to experience the sensation of Capri sucking his dick out the other end of the tube through a glory hole.

 

Capri starts sucking Alec’s cock with no hands, swallowing his meat. She soon grabs a hold of it, lubricating it with spit. Capri continues the deep throating from her knees, spitting in her hands and rubbing them all over Alec’s already wet prick. She’s making a sloppy mess of his dick and the excess spit is dripping to the floor. Alec is feeling it now, jumping from the sensation.

We get a birdseye view from overhead, looking down at Capri on her knees devouring Alec’s dick. She moves to two handed jerking action before going back to her no-hands cock sucking policy, quickly bringing Alec to a cum spewing finish in her mouth.

Just then, Alec’s boss walks back into the office, catching Alec with his dick up a tube. Alec says “it’s not what it looks like.” But his boss quips, “well, that’s why the call those things wormholes.”

Scene 4: Android Love: Katie Summers, Billy Glide, James Bartholet (non sex) Haley Hewes (non sex)

An older couple, James Bartholet and Haley Hewes are laying bed but Haley doesn’t feel like having sex. James says no problem; he’ll activate the clones. All he needs is Haley’s brain. James pushes a button and a male and female clone, Billy Glide and Katie Summers, come rolling out on a conveyor belt. The clones are half naked with Katie dressed in a bikini top and short shorts and Billy shirtless with a half-fitted G-string bottom showcasing his already hard dick.

 

James and Haley both lay down into futuristic beds shaped like tanning beds, and they pull the tops down over themselves. This activates the clones and James and Haley can now experience sex. As soon as the clones are activated, Katie gets to work, sucking and spitting all over Billy’s cock.

She’s got his dick completely slathered up with spit, so much so that strings are draining down off of his balls. She works his dick with her mouth and jerks it hard with both hands. Billy gets rid of his G-string, giving Katie full access to his cock and balls.

She goes for it, ravishing his prick like a hungry animal, sticking it between her tits, allowing Billy to titty fuck her. It’s Billy’s turn to pleasure Katie and he pushes her on the bed. She’s lying on her back as Billy spreads her legs wide open to get at her crevice, licking her ass hole first and then making his way up to her pussy, burying his tongue deep inside it.

Billy puts his fingers to work, deep diving down Katie’s pussy while he continues to lick her clit. She’s already in ecstasy as Billy makes his own spit strings as he pulls his tongue in and out of her ass hole, slapping her but cheeks as he goes. With Katie still lying on her back with her legs spread wide open, Billy stands near the edge of the bed to fuck her missionary style. She eventually moves one leg up over his shoulder, yelping like a puppy as Billy makes short work of pussy.

He pinches her nipples while poking her pussy with his prick. Katie is holding on to his arms for dear life. Billy pauses the fucking to lick up Katie’s pussy juice then he gets onto his back on the bed so Katie can straddle him cowgirls style. She’s riding high and slow in the beginning but quickly moves into overdrive, slamming her ass down on Billy’s cock. But he soon grabs hold of her and fucks her hard from underneath, pumping her nonstop.

Katie climbs off his cock to suck her own pussy juice off of it, spitting all over Billy’s cock and balls. She straddles him again, this time in reverse cowgirl but taking it up the ass. Billy doesn’t slow down, working his cock up her ass hold and forcing Katie to sit all the way down on it.

Katie stuffs her fingers up her pussy at the same time, yelling out that the cock is so good. Katie climbs off to suck Bill again but soon finds herself taking Billy’s anal probe hard and fast.

Katie moves to her back again and Billy pulls her closer to the edge of the bed so he can tongue fuck her before continuing to fuck her ass hole. Billy is standing and is relentlessly stuffing his cock up Katie’s ass. Katie keeps her fingers buried up her pussy while Billy makes her ass gape. He pulls his dick out of her ass and Katie rushes to her knees to suck it, desperately trying to deep throat it. But the anal fucking isn’t over yet. Katie gets on all fours on the bed, allowing Billy to butt fuck her doggy style, pulling his dick in and out of her ass.

She moves back to missionary position for the final round of ass fucking before sucking Billy off to cum shooting completion. Billy cums all down Katie’s wide open mouth and over her tongue.

She has cum draining down her neck as James and Haley emerge from their futuristic beds, ending the clone sex.

Final Thoughts:

Big Tits Turn Me On is a must add to the porn connoisseur’s collection, and I’m rating it an XCritic Pick. It’s a pretty believable journey into sex of the future and it is filled with some of the hottest women in porn. Cindy Starfall’s perfect ass and Brandy Aniston’s voluptuous tits come together in a cock-raising girl on girl scene that will have you wishing you had one of those virtual sex machines yourself. The video quality is superb. The lighting, camera angles and audio are top notch, and on top of that, the fucking is hot. Meat men Ryan Driller and Billy Glide do their due diligence, pummeling Raven Bay’s and Katie Summers’ pussies. And, with the high quality video and camera work, we get to see all that ball slapping action in crisp, sharp focus.  Add this one to the stash. It’s a must have for the fans who appreciate good porn. 



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