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Massage Therapy

Studio: Wicked Pictures » Review by Bobby B. » Review Date: 11/26/13

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Category: All Sex
Cast: London Keyes/Karlie Montana/Lola Foxx/Rio Lee/Embry Prada/Chanel Preston/Mr Pete/Will Powers/Danny Mountain/Marco Banderas/Tommy Gunn
Director: Barett Blade
Extras: Trailers/Photo Gallery
*Bonus Scene #1: Chanel Preston & Kris Slater from 'Just Visiting'
*Bonus Scene #2: London Keyes & Tory Lane from 'Lust'
Release Date: 10/30/2013
Runtime: 146 Mins
Click on the play button above to watch the trailer for 'Massage Therapy'!
*Condoms used in All Scenes
Scene 1:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*Scene To Remember*
London Keyes/Will Powers
The introductory scene in Barrett Blade's Massage Therapy begins with London Keyes playing the role of our first masseuse, dressed beautifully in a tiny purple robe and black high heels. The scene starts as she is preparing her massage table while waiting on her first client of the day played by Will Powers. The two introduce themselves after the initial lead-in to the scene, with a rather hesitant Will eventually deciding to splurge and pay the 300 dollar fee to get felt up by one of the hottest stars in all of porn. Sounds like a pretty good deal to me, but I digress. The massage begins shortly to follow as the camera gets some great views at some of London's perfect parts in the process. Unlike some of the more boring and monotonous 'massage porn' that seems to be the norm these days, the actual massage serves as a really nice tease, with the camera panning up and down London's body as she gives Will a thorough rubdown. After only moments, London is already going to town on her eager client by way of a relatively sloppy blowjob that has a wonderful energy, and I think Will is starting to realize why this is probably the best 300 dollars he's ever spent in his life. Sex soon begins with a cowgirl style romp, leading into an oiled-up doggie fuck that begins as strongly as it ends. A notably solid encounter here, before the scene eventually wraps up as Will drains his balls over London's beautiful face. A nice scene here that serves as what is definitely the most memorable one of the film.
Scene 2:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Karlie Montana/Mr Pete
The second scene introduces Karlie Montana into the film, as she gives a relatively hot poolside tease while oiling up her body in the process. The cutting in the tease segment is a little off-putting at times, but Karlie's natural hotness tends to take the viewers mind off of that, at least it did mine. Mr. Pete soon steps in playing the part of the masseuse, as Karlie quickly takes a seat on the massage table placed conveniently next to the pool. Audio is a little low through this preliminary segment, making it a little hard to tell exactly what is being said, but again, most of our focus shouldn't be placed on verbal content, because Karlie Montana looks every bit of fantastic here. The scene does take a bit longer to get moving, but eventually does so with Pete munching on Karlie's goods before Karlie gives a short-lived, but pretty nice bj to keep it moving. The scene progresses very well, carrying a very genuine intensity from both stars that seems to never waver once it begins. The fucking is hard, and moves through the garden variety gonzo positioning with some strong doggie style fucking in the latter stages. It all concludes with Pete firing off his jizz juice over Karlie's face before the screen soon fades into the next scene. I liked this scene a lot in context, I thought Karlie and Mr Pete were fabulous, but some of the camerawork was a little weird to me. Most notably during the facial; the background obstructs a lot of the viewers ability to see most of it, and to me I thought the overall effect of the scene might have been compromised because of it. Regardless it was a solid fuck sesh between these two, with certain moments of mediocrity that had nothing to do with the stars. 
Scene 3:---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Lola Foxx/Rio Lee/Danny Mountain
The third scene has Rio Lee playing stepmother to Lola Foxx, and begins as Rio is stepping out for a moment. She instructs Lola to keep her masseuse company since he is scheduled to arrive shortly but she needs to take care of some business beforehand. Lola plays the typical snobby (yet adorable) stepdaughter here and passively respects her stepmom's command. Danny Mountain soon steps in playing the part of the masseuse, deciding to give Lola a massage to quickly pass the time, before this devilish cutie coaxes him into letting her slob on his knob. The introductory blowie is awesome, and Lola is simply gorgeous as she gobbles down Danny's meat sword, but eventually Rio comes back and shows her who's boss by forcing her face onto her boytoy's dick. Some solid action here from both girls here as the fucking eventually sets in with Lola bouncing on Danny's dong while her stepmother assertively barks orders to the two before eventually taking a ride for herself. The scene continues forward, gaining a great intensity as it does so, before it ultimately wraps up with Lola gobbling up Danny's jizz and swapping sperm with Rio in the final seconds. Overall this was a pretty great scene, Lola stole the show as far as I'm concerned, but I think that most of the action was pretty strong.
Scene 4:--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Embry Prada/Tommy Gunn
The fourth scene in the film begins as we see Embry Prada sitting poolside in a meditative state with her trainer/personal masseuse played by a Tommy Gunn. The massage begins around 4 minutes in, showcasing some of Embry's lovely body parts while Tommy uses his magic hands to work out all of her kinks. The bj gets underway soon after, with Embry showing some fair enthusiasm for Tommy's longjon but tending to drag things out a little more than I personally would have liked. The scene started very slow, and it seems to stay in that vane throughout much of the early action. Tommy gives thanks to Embry through a muff munching which eventually leads into a missionary style fuck to begin the sex. Not too much to really rave about in this scene to be quite honest, Embry is certainly worthy of drawing attention because of her beauty, but the sex in this scene is mainly a snooze-fest. The fucking goes through the standard rigor of positioning, ending with Tommy blasting a mediocre jizz shot over Embry's tits to cap it off. A pretty meager scene unfortunately, I just didn't see anything worth talking about. 
Scene 5:--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Chanel Preston/Marco Banderas
Chanel Preston encapsulates our view for the final scene in the film, with yet nother terribly slow intro where she rubs out some of Marco Banderas' tenseness for around 7 minutes. Chanel is actually pretty covered up in terms of an outfit here, wearing baggy white pants and a decently tight shirt by civilian standards, but certainly not "porno tight". The early moments are so unbelievably slow that it's hard to stay attentive to it all, but after around 8 minutes action sets in with a handjob from Chanel that leads into a pretty decent POV style blowie. Sex sets in with a cowgirl style fuck, that seems to lack a genuine energy as Marco and Chanel appear not to have the chemistry that is needed to make the scene anything more than substandard. Most of the scene is filmed in POV formatting because Marco is filming with his phone to try to sell his friend on why he should come and get a girl for himself, but the scene is inadequate in nearly every way you could imagine. Things come to an end when Marco blasts his nut sauce over top of Chanel's grassy knoll, unfortunately ending a scene that I may put up as one of Chanel's worst. She's obviously a superstar, and I rarely see her in bad scenes but this one just had nothing going for it. A rough one to end the film on. Wasn't into it.
Barrett Blade's Massage Therapy began pretty strong in terms of energy, and even had some relatively creative segements in the early stages of the film that helped single it out from the one billion massage porn titles that are already out there. Unfortunately, the movie just gets worse and worse as it moves forward, ending with one of the most abysmal Chanel Preston scenes that I've ever had the misfortune of seeing. I thought the first two scenes were pretty solid in terms of hotness, and aside from the awkward cuts in Karlie Montana's tease sequence, even relatively well put together, but the film moves forward with each scene being worse than the last, and ends pretty awfully to be honest. Extras include a couple of bonus scenes from some other Wicked movies, as well as the standard photo gallery and trailer feature. There's no possible way for me to recommend this one, but I will tell you that there is some decent content in the early half, so if you're in the market for renting movies, give it a look. Otherwise, steer clear.


i apologize for any grammatical errors, i was beating off when i wrote this.

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