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Newlywed Game XXX, The


Studio: Vivid » Review by Apache Warrior » Review Date: 11/25/13


XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Genre: Parody

Director: Hank Hoffman

Cast: Penny Pax, Samantha Ryan, Adrianna Luna, Abby Cross, Danny Wylde, Tyler Nixon, Seth Gamble, Prince Yahshua, Steven St. Croix.  Non-sex roles: Martha Washington, Shylar Cobi

Length: 101 minutes

Date of Production: ?

Extras: The best parts of this section are the bonus sex scene and behind the scenes footage. In the extra performance, we have Adrianna Luna and Nacho Vidal in an almost sixteen minutes tryst. The remaining parts to this section are the pop shot recaps, trailers, photo gallery, and Vivid extras.  

Audio/Video Quality: The audio and video quality are solid. 

Condoms: None

 

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Trailer: Click on link http://vivid.com/movie/the-newlywed-game-xxx-a-porn-parody/

Overview: The Newlywed Game XXX: A Porn Parody is a film by director Hank Hoffman and the studio Vivid. In this homage to the classic game show of the 1960's and 1970's, Bob Eubanks was the popular host. In this pornified version, Steven St. Croix takes over the role. The premise of the show is to have four newlywed couples compete against each other. So, let's say that couple A is comprised of George and Gina. While George and the rest of the men are away, their wives answer several questions. Some of them were pretty risqué for that era especially on television. Then, when the guys return by their sides, they have to match their spouse's answers. Afterwards, the women leave the scene so that the guys can answer a batch of new questions. Then, the women return to match those. Which ever couple accumulates the highest amount of points wins the game and receives a prize.
 
   
Abby Cross
 
Scene One: While one of the other male contestants is answering the host's questions, Danny Wylde is sitting in his seating area while his hippie wife Abby Cross is blowing him with good joy. Unfortunately, we do not see much of her bj work since the camera focuses on the interaction between the host and the other husband. The best part of this off and on moment is the cum shot on her mouth.
 
 
Adrianna Luna, Tyler Nixon
 
Scene Two: During a break from the taping of the show, pissed off couple Adrianna Luna and Tyler Nixon get some unexpected marriage advice. It leads to them having passionate sex in one of the holding rooms. Her body looks hot as her red dress is removed. I like their passionate kisses since they help in creating the initial heat. She straddles him for a while as he sucks on her tits and continues to kiss her yummy lips. Next, Adrianna turns around so Tyler can eat her snatch. It leads to a cool 69 moment with the woman providing good horniness for his sexual package. Tyler's face turns very red while sucking her pussy with good solid effort. A cock ride follows with Adrianna placing solid humping effort on her man. Tyler applies the same amount of effort and energy while fucking her doggie style. It's a big turn-on watching Adrianna grimace and moan during the fucking activity. Her hot body also provides good jacking off moments too during the mish action. I enjoyed seeing her pussy get humped on by her man. Finally, Tyler jacks off and shoots his load onto her neck and tits. 
 
   
Samantha Ryan, Seth Gamble
 
Scene Three: Horny wife Samantha Ryan wants her hubby Seth Gamble so badly that she takes him in the back of the stage and fucks him while the show continues. The pretty woman applies a solid and determined bj with some nice eye contact. The nicely heated atmosphere continues when Samantha removes her dress and rides his cock. Her lovely body is a big turn-on. It is quite easy to see why anyone would want to fuck her with good effort. It was also very evident that her chest got very red. Later, her body got quite red too. As the scene goes on, she rides him reverse cowgirl style and then, a spoonful of passionate hotness. I loved seeing her left leg shake while she applied some clit rubbing action on herself. In the meantime, Samantha looks very beautiful with her long curly brown hair. I was pleased to see Seth pump her hard at times as well as finger fuck her hard in order to make her gush out her feminine juices. After a solid missionary screw, her man cums on her belly.  
 
 
Penny Pax, Prince Yahshua
 
Scene Four: Cute Penny Pax and her hubby Prince Yahshua make whoppie on the set of the show. After some kissing activity while standing, Penny gets on her knees and receives a hot mouth fuck. I enjoyed watching her apply a nice looking bj on him. Afterwards, Penny's body looked hot while riding his dick. I enjoyed that the reverse cowgirl moments were anal ones and that she took his cock well. The anal screwing activity moved to the doggie position where we got to see her pink and white puffy pussy. Their performance continued to stay strong as the petite woman gets fucked steadily from behind and then, received his cum shot on her joyous mouth.
 
 
Top: Steven St. Croix, Adrianna Luna
 
Bottom: Penny Pax, Abby Cross, Samantha Ryan
 
Scene Five: After the show is over, horny Samantha Ryan is determined to fulfill her fantasy in fucking the host Steven St. Croix. While they are slowly acting so touchy-feely, Penny Pax wants to join the action. Meanwhile, Abby Cross is tired of her vanilla type sex life and wants to be a part of the sex fest. When she joins the group, the hippy starts making out with Penny and Adrianna Luna while Steven is busy sucking on Samantha's delicious honeycomb. As this performance proceeds on, there is a nice amount of eye candy stimuli. As soon as Samantha goes down to suck his manhood, the other women get some attention from him. It was nice to see Adrianna and Abby have the opportunity to orally pleasure his dick although Adrianna applied the hottest cock suck. Later, she rode his pecker as the handsome host held her above his waist. When cute blonde Penny tasted his hard on, Samantha and Abby were having some one on one time in the background. Then, Steven lays on his back so that Penny can ride him as the other three hotties gather around to feel her. Abby is the next rider of the cock as Adrianna and Penny are sucking on Samantha's snatch. I really enjoyed watching the three-way girl action throughout this scene since it provided cool looking pussy eating moments. More fucking activity follows especially plenty of cockriding ones where the remaining girls gather around for some touchy feely action. Overall, it's a pretty good group sex scene that even has a pile drive moment on Penny. Moments later, Abby and Adrianna have their asses out at Steven as he jacks off. Some cum swapping occurs between Samantha and Penny.   
 
Final Thoughts: This movie is a nice homage to the actual television game show. Steven St. Croix acts very well in the role of a confident game show host. His facial expressions are silly. Samantha Ryan is sexy. Penny Pax is silly and cute. Since the acting performances are believable, the storyline is fun especially as we see each husband and wife duo try to match their answers. As a matter of fact, Penny and Prince Yahshua are the funniest couple. As for the sex, it is pretty solid with the five-way sex tryst and the anal one with Penny being the standout ones. I recommend this pretty good parody.

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