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T & A

Studio: Adam & Eve » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 11/27/13

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T & A (Teagan Presley & Alexis Texas)

Adam & Eve/Rockstar Entertainment

Genre: All Sex

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Director: David Lord

Cast: Teagan Presley, Allie Haze, Jessie Volt, Alexis Texas, John Strong, Andy San Dimas, Tommy Gunn

Length: 98:02 minutes

Date of Production: 2013


Extras: The extras began with a 16:32 minute long Behind the Scenes feature, Teagan Presley, Alexis Texas, and director David Lord all getting a lot of screen time (as well as Barrett Blade). There was then a photogallery, web access, 23:05 minutes of interviews with the ladies, and six trailers.

Condoms: Yes

Audio/Video Quality: T & A was presented in a crisp, anamorphic widescreen as shot by director David Lord for Adam & Eve. David handled primary photography chores with Barrett Blade as his second, while Shadow Bradley was credited as editor with help from Kitchenman Bradley, the entire stylish production looking like a lot of people contributed beyond the two day shooting schedule. David worked the camera and Eric Masterson served as his PA. The editing was rapid paced at times but managed to showcase the ladies the way I wanted them to be looked at, a fair amount of close up work glamorizing them along the way. The aural qualities of the show were another take it or leave it prospect, the musical score taking the top spot in the mix even though some parts provided loud vocals as well, the audio not credited to anyone as I recall.


Body of Review: David Lord has been one of my very favorite people in porn for a very long time, his creative talents always enhancing his works. Now that he regularly contributes to Adam & Eve, their sexy movies, especially those from Rockstar Entertainment, look better than ever the company the proverbial home of legendary hotty Teagan Presley. David’s latest title for the company is called T & A, this being the name of a paired off camera act between sexy Alexis Texas and yummy Teagan Presley as they tour the country, each of the five scenes starring one or both of the gals. As a huge fan of both ladies, I’ll admit right now that I could watch each for days on end no matter what they did, their makeup and skimpy attire in their scenes here not hurting their stroke appeal in the slightest as they worked with ladies such as Allie Haze, Jessie Volt, and Andy San Dimas, or guys (in the case of Alexis) such as John Strong and Tommy Gunn. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that condoms were used for those still interested:


Scene One: Teagan Presley, Allie Haze, and Jessie Volt, were all up first as they lounged on some towels on a lawn beside a big house. The ladies took no time pawing each other in their skimpy bikinis, kissing one another while digging for clams in each other’s crotches. The swim suits flew off rapidly too as the gals nuzzled nipples, licked ass, and gobbled gash, no hint of genetic juice transpiring as they grouped more aggressively than usual. There was some toy use as things progressed but it was a basic lesbian tryst spared of peckers porking the perfect pussies, some anal play included for fans.



Scene Two: Alexis Texas, the thick blond bombshell seen on the right side of the front cover, was up next showering, her soap suds ample at hinting at her fabulous curves before she had John Strong between her legs to eat her juicy slit out. She reciprocated on his cock, throating about half of his turgid rod before some condom clad vaginal plowing took place, the active riding by Alexis complemented by her eye contact. I liked the doggy style boning the most since it showed off her wonderfully sensual ass rippling delightfully well, John tossing off the condom to jerk out his population pudding all over her ass crack.


Scene Three: Teagan Presley, next up in skimpy fetish attire while strapped to a chair, was tormented by dominatrix Andy San Dimas as the gal had her way with the heavily tattooed Texan cutie. There was some build up as Andy strolled around the room in her almost knee high boots, the gal brandishing various toys on Teagan before freeing her charge to show off her girl parts to the camera. Teagan then pleasured her orally, fingering Andy as she gobbled her gash and shared the juices. They then took turns with a vibrator, the scene ending all too soon as Teagan was returned to her state of captivity.


Scene Four: Alexis Texas, dressed in a black tank top and some blue stretch pants, then picked up Tommy Gunn off the road in her modest car to take him home and have her way with him. They made it to the couch where she unfastened his zipper and slowly worked his cock into her mouth, teasing him with her all natural titty as well as her gigantically proportioned ass that I adore so much. She continued her oral onslaught and jerked him off a lot, Tommy returning the favor of the flavor by tonguing her as she reclined backwards to enjoy his ministrations. She then actively rode his condom covered cock vaginally, her juicy ass bouncing on him as he drove it ever deeper into her heavily trimmed snatch. After a few positions of this, he unleashed his wealth of spunk, the ball batter dripping off her face after the latex was discarded to the side. Alexis licked up some of the splooge from there and that was that.


Scene Five: Teagan Presley and Alexis Texas, both in their cover outfits, then posed and masturbated at length on a couple of couches set between a coffee table. They both looked great and each inspiring a lot of baby batter from this reviewer but spent so much of the time in solo action that it drastically cut into the team effort, the ladies using some toys while going down on each other to finally consummate the desired tryst of the entire movie. As such, it was a bit less satisfying for me than had they been paired up repeatedly or for a lot longer time (remember the length of the movie was pretty tame) but I’d be lying if I said Teagan’s bald beaver or Alexis’ perfect ass were any less desirable to me. In any case, Teagan did manage to slam the clear toy up Alexis’ ass and they did show some chemistry, I just wanted more from both.

Summary: T & A by director David Lord for Adam & Eve was one of the shortest movies I’ve looked at this year, the duo of Alexis Texas and Teagan Presley certainly an inspired one even if the movie itself was generally not their best work to date. As such, I rated it as a Rent It as most movies merit these days, the replay value for a broader audience than someone like me who adores both feature actresses on the minimum side. Still, I wish them well in their grab for various awards based on popularity over content, the shrinking of the pool enough these days to give them a chance even with something like this one. In short, T & A was a cute set of five all sex scenes starring Alexis Texas and Teagan Presley, 60% of them focusing on lesbian sex and the other two featuring Alexis Texas doing John or Tommy. If that is what you’re looking for, I hope I’ve helped you find it.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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