Cast: Remy LaCroix, James Deen, Veruca James, Mr. Pete, Anikka Albrite, D-Snoop, Chastity Lynn, Ash Hollywood, Tommy Pistol Non-sex roles: Shylar Cobi, Deborah Jay, Billy Da Kid
Length: 92:24 minutes
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Date of Production: 2013
Extras: Other than the usual spam, there was a truncated bonus scene from My Slutty Friends between Ash Hollywood, Capri Anderson, and Anthony Rosano as described below lasting 14:41 minutes. That led into the 14:43 minute Behind the Scenes feature, a pop shot recap from the scenes, trailers, a photogallery, the usual Vivid Entertainment extras, and the Vivid special offer mentioned previously.
Audio/Video Quality: Squatter was presented in anamorphic widescreen as shot by director James Deen for Vivid Entertainment. Eli Cross was the director of photography so the movie looked great, the editing of both picture and sound by Philippe De Tournemount, and Kyle Caruso on post production helping this one look a lot better than James other directing efforts of late. The lighting was solid, the smooth editing helped, and the vocals were crisp as could be, a lot of fine tuning going into the production from a technical standpoint. There was a light company watermark in the lower right hand corner but it never really got in the way of my appreciation for the movie, the color tones, camera angles, and other aspects of the movie looking quite nice. The sound was also an upgrade from some of the latest releases on the market, the vocals and music blended together to help make the comedic aspects of the movie better.
Body of Review: James Deen has long been recognized as a talented actor and decent male performer in the adult entertainment industry, the guy having directed at Burning Angel, Evil Angel, and Vivid Entertainment to show he is becoming equally talented behind the camera as well. His latest release is called Squatter and in it, he teams up with hilarious Tommy Pistol to showcase their comedic chemistry together as a pair of former roommates who get back together when one undergoes some hard times. With babes like Remy LaCroix, Chastity Lynn, Ash Hollywood, Anikka Albrite, and Veruca James on hand to make the sex fun as well, this flick stood out as one I would enjoy repeatedly. The back cover described the movie like this: “Tommy and James are old college roommates who haven't seen each other in years. After splitting up with his wife, Tommy shows up on James' doorstep with a duffle bag, a forlorn look and no place to sleep. James and his girlfriend have a great little life and a great little home, but all that will soon change, as James learns that the oldest of friends can become the oddest of nightmares. Join James Deen in his first major directorial feature as he brings his trademark brand of subtle humor to the screen...along with two 3-ways, two anals, an interracial and a DP! If anyone misses this, they don't know squat.” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Scene One: Remy LaCroix, the lean young lady sported on the front cover, was up first in bed with James Deen. She wore a white t-shirt and a bright thong, her ass cheeks looking as yummy as ever being separated by the thin fabric as she embraced him for some kissing. He felt her up and she slobbed his knob, James gobbling her gash at length before boning her like he owned her vaginally. Remy kept decent eye contact as able but most of the positions did not allow her much room for actively riding his porky pecker, her ass bouncing wildly when given the chance for her pussy to enjoy the vaginal sex. Her bald beaver looked dripping wet by the time he unleashed his wad of genetic juice to her crotch, Remy rubbing the baby batter and stroking him a little before resting on his chest.
Scene Two: Veruca James, a fetching young lass with an ample sweet ass, was up next with Mr. Pete, some comedic relief courtesy of Tommy given as she bounced on Pete’s pecker. She blew the guy when Tommy left and he played with her precious pucker, the anal penetration positions slowing things down considerably. Still, she liked him banging her ass and shaven snatch, Pete going down on her juicy slit before a bit more boning drained him dry of population pudding.
Scene Three: Anikka Albrite, a gorgeous young blond with wonderful curves, was up next with D-Snoop, their interracial tryst interrupting James and Tommy’s discussion. He was all over her and she adored Snoop’s lean chest, the guy sucking her tits and pawing her perfect posterior before some abrupt edits left them naked. She had a neatly trimmed bush and he went down on her before she engaged his cock orally, the gal taking about half his cock into her mouth before both were satisfied enough to move to some vaginal positions. She pushed back to meet his thrusts and her all natural tits swayed to their rhythm, her ripe rump not as active during the vaginal session as some of her newer flicks but looking strokable all the same. It ended when he tossed out a load of spunk to her ass, the couple spooning before the scene cut away.
Scene Four: Chastity Lynn and Ash Hollywood, two fine looking young ladies with a lot of physical sexual appeal, were then up with spastic Tommy Pistol, the naked babes bending over to show him their assets as they all hooked up in the kitchen. The ladies pawed his package as they shared kisses with him, his hands flailing as they tried to settle on just where he wanted to caress. Chastity slobbed his knob while Ash provided some saliva, joining Chastity for a messy hummer that led to him porking Chastity as Ash licked both of them from underneath his balls. The ladies reversed roles and shared some oral along the way too, Chastity loving Ash’s shaven slit as Tommy tapped her viciously, the guy boning both of them until he let loose his splooge all over both of their faces while they knelt before him.
Scene Five: Remy LaCroix, having eaten a fancy meal while Tommy Pistol and husband James Deen worked out their issues, last set out to inhale their cocks orally while applying some hand to gland friction in front of the brown couch. She wore bright pink bikini undies and proved a devoted oralist, rubbing the guys cocks together as they took advantage of her oral skills. The guys took turns tapping her juicy pussy before her ass came into play, culminating in a hardcore double penetration (DP) proving her ability to actively ride two cocks at once. There was plenty more cock rubbing to show the guys are secure in their masculinity, more than I am at least, but Remy was on fire as she opened all three holes to the dynamic duo hammering her ass and other holes. By the end, she knelt before them for them to take turns depositing their ball batter all over her face, the baby batter gracing her upper torso as much as her face.
Bonus Scene: My Slutty Friends: Ash Hollywood, the foxy blond cutie seen on the center of the front cover, was up last in bed with gorgeous Capri Anderson (next to her on the cover), in a scene with Anthony Rosano. The tease montage bounced between the ladies and they ended up in bed together, unable to give much lesbian loving since Anthony jumped in far too quickly. The gals kissed and gave some head, Anthony shoving his dick in front of them to divert their attention toward him all too soon. They shared his pecker and sat on his face in turns, the ladies jerking him off slowly as they kissed and soon taking turns riding him. Much of the vaginal penetrative positions were passive so if you want ladies looking like they were into the boning, this might not be your strongest choice to pick from, but in terms of eye candy, it was hard to beat this scene in some ways. There was a lot of intermittent oral by all three of them and Anthony launched his ball batter all over Capri’s stomach, the ladies sharing some of it as the camera faded away. 14:41 minutes
Summary: Squatter by director James Deen for Vivid Entertainment was technically well made, had a lot of strokable hardcore sex action, impressed me with a fine cast of attractive ladies, and had the kind of replay value to merit a minimum rating of Recommended or better, depending on how much you enjoy comedy porn. While some of the antics were derivative of mainstream titles I’ve seen over the years, James and company made it work pretty well in most cases, the sex punctuating the feature elements quite well. I wished some portions were a lot lengthier in that regard but it was a good start regarding James transitioning into the role of the movie maker instead of just a meat puppet. In short, Squatter showed a lot of potential for James Deen to become an even bigger force in the adult industry, some rough edges and a brisk pace holding it back ever so slightly from getting higher marks but otherwise, the movie was enjoyable enough to give a nod to.
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