Cast: Tia Cyrus, Abby Cross, Charity Bangs, Eve Evans, Alana Rains
Date of Production: 2013
Extras: popshots, trailers, photo gallery
Audio/Video Quality: The video is presented in widescreen color. The picture quality is good and does not have any noticeable defects in the picture. The lighting is also good. The camera work is steady throughout the feature and shows off the action just fine. The audio is presented in 2-channel stereo and sounds very good.
Body of Review: Teens Talking Trash is a porno video from 3rd Degree Films. The video features a cast of 5 teen babes who open with monologues about one thing or another (like cheating boyfriends) that led to them having sex this or that dude. For the most part the video is pretty generic. The scene's back stories are not new to porn and do not add much to excitement values. I also felt the sex was average at best. Here's the scene by scene.
Scene 1: Tia Cyrus - Rating 2.0/5.0 Tia is a very good looking dark haired babe with a thin body and small perky tits. She opens the scene by telling a story about she flirting with some cops and getting one of their phone number. The scene cuts and she's getting it on with Mark Wood. They kiss and remove each other's clothing. Tia looks delightful in the buff. She's got a smoking hot little body. Next she gives Mark oral sex. The action could have been better. Tia's got a great face for sucking cock, but the manner in which she performed just did not do much for me. Afterwards sex comes into play. The pacing is better. Mark pumps her at a good pace and she looks pretty good getting worked. The positions include cowgirl, spoon and doggie. The scene ends with the cum shot on her ass cheek. Overall I thought this scene was decent. Tia is a beauty but I just wasn't very excited with her performance. The action was just not exciting enough.
Scene 2: Abby Cross - Rating 2.5/5.0
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Abby is a cute brunette with a nice body and nice small tits. She tells a story about how her friend is always bragging about having sex with an older guy. So, she picks up a dude who was looking for food in the trash. The condition is that he wants a sandwich. She gave him a sandwich and he agrees to fuck her. Weird. The scene cuts and she's getting hot and heavy with the dude. Clothes come off and it leads to oral sex. The dude eats her out and then she sucks him off. I enjoyed Abby's oral performance. She puts some good effort into the act and kept my interest. Sadly it felt like it was over too soon. Next they engage in sex. The action starts off with a nice pace. The dude pumps her Abby's sweet little box and she looks good. Her moaning is a little overplayed but still not bad action. The positions include spoon, cowgirl, missionary and doggie. The scene ends with a facial. Overall I thought this scene was enjoyable. I liked Abby's attitude and energy. She made the action pretty exciting despite overacting a little bit. Despite there was little about this scene to make me want to watch it again.
Scene 3: Charity Bangs - Rating 2.0/5.0 Charity is a cute brunette with large tasty breasts. In this scene she tells about how her boyfriend left a club with her friend. The scene cuts and Charity asks the pool boy Marco Banderas if he wants to fuck. He says yes and they head into the house. They get hot and heavy on a couch. At which point we get a nice shot of Charity's lovely rack. Marco briefly licks her box and then she sucks him off. Charity is unable to get much of Marco's big cock in her mouth but attempts on multiple occasions. While Charity was energetic with oral sex, her performance was not the most exciting I've witnessed. Next they fuck in cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, spoon, doggie and missionary. Charity's tits look nice bouncing, but the pacing is on the slow side and it doesn't take much for her large natural breasts to jiggle. The scene ends with a facial. Overall I was not impressed with this scene. The oral action and sex didn't do a whole lot for me. Charity seemed to be overacting a bit too much for my tastes and it was just hard to enjoy.
Scene 4: Eve Evans - Rating 2.5/5.0 Eve is a cute young looking babe with slender figure and small perky tits. In this scene she is very mad at her lazy, jobless boyfriend Mr. Pete. She goes into the bedroom and yells at him to do a bunch of stuff (including fuck her). Naturally he doesn't want to get a job so he decides to fuck her. Throughout the introduction Eve doesn't stop talking. Pete gets her to shut up by eating her out. Then she returns the favor with a blow job. Eve gives a nice oral performance. I would have enjoyed some close ups or different views than a side profile. Afterwards they fuck in doggie, missionary, cowgirl, spoon and reverse cowgirl. The sex is enjoyable enough. Eve's cute teen body looks good getting worked. The scene ends with a facial. Overall I thought this scene was fairly average. I enjoyed watching Eve fuck but the content in this scene was not terribly special. It was good enough to have my attention but not enough to make me want to watch it again.
Scene 5: Alana Rains - Rating 2.5/5.0 Alana is a fairly attractive dark haired gal with a slim figure and small tits. This scene opens with her ranting about her cheating boyfriend and how she plans to get back at him by sleeping with his friend. The dude is reluctant at first but Alana changes his mind. Clothes come off and Alana gives him oral sex. The oral action is mostly face fucking. It's not bad stuff. Afterwards they engage in sex. They fuck in doggie, cowgirl and missionary. The dude fucks her at a pretty good pace. Despite the action is not terribly exciting. The couple is energetic but Alana's onscreen performance did not leave me feeling warm and fuzzy. The scene ends with a facial. Overall I wasn't impressed with this scene. Alana had good energy throughout the scene but the sex felt somewhat generic and just didn't do anything for me.
Conclusion: I was not impressed with Teens Talking Trash. The cast had some cute gals but their attractiveness alone couldn't make this video truly exciting. With that said, I didn't care much for the "talking trash" aspect. The girls told generic stories that led to them having sex. The sex itself wasn't anything special either. It was average at best and sometimes felt like they were just going through the motions. Overall I was not too excited with Teens Talking Trash. Unless there is a girl on cast you really, really like, I wouldn't bother with it.