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Tattooed Goddesses

Studio: Jules Jordan Video » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 12/25/13

XCritic's Advice: Recommended


Click for Trailer; Bonnie having her own trailer below

Tattooed Goddesses

Jules Jordan Video

Genre: Gonzo, Tattooed Ladies

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Director: William H. Nutsack

Cast: Bonnie Rotten, Ramon Nomar, Karmen Karma, Mick Blue, Alexa Aimes, Manuel Ferrara, Skin Diamond, Clover, Tori Avano

Length: 143:54 minutes

Date of Production: 12/13/2013


Extras: The best extra was the 53:15 minute Behind the Scenes feature, the ladies interviewed and lots of photoshoot material included. I thought this was a very nice upgrade over the typically short BTS features from Nutsack’s former company. There was also a pop shot recap, a photogallery, some trailers, and company websites too.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Tattooed Goddesses was presented in anamorphic widescreen as shot by director William H. Nutsack for Jules Jordan Video. There was great lighting, the tease montages were all well done, and the look of the action was quite similar to Nutsack’s other works I like so much. Jim Orlando helped make this another winner on the technical side, the casting certainly assisting on the front of the camera. There was a company watermark and the editing by Robert Laplanc was balanced enough that even I had no complaints, the ladies caught in action quite well in almost all cases. The aural component was as expected too, the musical interludes by Nutsack’s Productionworks company during the tease montages fairly generic and provided some beat to go by, the vocals loud enough to be heard with ease (and not having to crank the sound up) though little dynamic range.


Body of Review: William H. Nutsack was well established as an industry gonzo leader before he switched over to Jules Jordan Video. His latest fuck flick is called Tattooed Goddesses, a set of five scenes starring inked hotties having balls to the wall sex if you believe the hype going into this one. I came to see Bonnie Rotten and Skin Diamond but Alexa Aimes, Karmen Karma, and Tori Avano (in her “first on screen DP”) had some appeal as well. Granted, extensive tattoos on a chick do not add much appeal to me, often detracting from their natural appeal in fact, but Bonnie won me over not long ago so I went in with an open mind rather than an empty head. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:


Scene One: Bonnie Rotten, the featured act and most inked hotty of the movie as seen on the front cover, was up first exercising by the pool in her skimpy black lingerie. She exuded a sense of playfulness and sensuality but the tease was way too short, the gal next seen in more of a black leotard with an anal plug stretching her perfect pucker when paired up with Ramon Nomar. While I’d rather she was paired up with a better match, she made the most of it by quickly jumping his turgid pecker vaginally, the technical DP stopped so she could slob his knob with her superior eye contact. Ramon then went back to boning her but in the ass this time, Bonnie becoming a more active rider in a wealth of different penetrative positions. She then took a moment to masturbate herself into a juicy squirt session, her fluids flying all over the place before their fucking and additional oral led to her draining his cock of genetic juice, the baby batter plastering her mug before a second solo session showed her juiced up again. The company described the scene like this: “Bonnie Rotten Anal Tattooed Squirting Machine. What a pretty whore. Bonnie Rotten is a very pretty slut in black lingerie and stilettos. The Mona Lisa smile on her face as she's stripping says she knows how hot she is and just what effect it has on anyone watching. From TATTOOED GODDESSES Bonnie unleashes her inner whore and then some. This big titted brunette can't get fucked in her ass hard enough. With four fingers up her cunt, Bonnie keeps exhorting Ramon to fuck her harder. Deep throating gives way to rough sex and squirting. Bonnie, who's tattoo of Frank Sinatra on her left thigh delighted this old dude who once opened for old blue eyes for charity in Arizona, is every guys dream. A pretty slut with a great body who's only satisfied with cum on her face Bonnie Rotten is a for sure winner.”


Scene Two: Karmen Karma, a lean brunette with some nice curves to showcase her tattoos with, was up next with Mick Blue after she teased in the hose while wearing red and black bikini undies. This newcomer has already been making waves as a sexy little fuck bunny, her abundance of tattoos and sweet ass giving her some added appeal to the right sort of fans. The tease montage included some outdoor footage and her in the bathtub soaking but it was also too short given the amount of appeal she offered, the gal wearing panties and sheer stockings as she devoured Mick’s cock orally. She throated him soundly and he skipped gobbling her gash in favor of porking her pussy, the gal giving more oral in messy form as she provided some good eye contact. Karmen was a modestly active vaginal rider but her strength was in how much great oral she provided, Mick mounting her face for one last blowjob before he nutted his wad of population pudding all over her face for swallowing.


Scene Three: Alexa Aimes, another lean brunette newcomer with a bunch of body ink, was up next by the fireplace as she crawled around the wooden floor in her tiny black outfit and thigh high boots. The short tease included footage by the pool though most was inside, the lucky gal scoring Manuel Ferrara as a bed buddy who played with her on the couch. He diddled her snatch and fed her the juices, sucking her nipples and working her bald beaver until she blew him like a seasoned professional. That she took more than half of his turgid pecker in her mouth was surprising enough but she applied some hand to gland friction to enhance the hummer, repeatedly going back to wildly pleasure him before he took her pussy like it owed him money. She became an increasingly active vaginal rider as the scene progressed, the tryst including more oral before she knelt in front of him to become glazed in spunk, her eye contact continued as she swallowed some of the ball batter like it was her reward.


Scene Four: Skin Diamond, the exotic young hotty with the lean killer body, was up next dancing up a storm by the pool on a cloudy day, her booty bouncing and other moves in her animal print bikini making her all the more desirable. The tease wasn’t long enough but by now this was expected, the gal drawing the mope card by having to work with Clover, the tease session ending to show him barely touch her pussy orally before she took over by working him up into a frenzy with her own oral skills. He had the most ink of a male in the show but his boning skills were generic, Skin taking over from some initially passive riding to impale her shaven snatch on his cock to finish him off, repeatedly blowing him before he gave her what she wanted in the form of a modest load of splooge to her face where even she tried to squeeze out a few more drops to swallow.


Scene Five: Tori Avano, a perky brunette with a tasty looking ass, was up last in red and black bikini undies, her wealth of tattoos adorning her body second only to Bonnie as she pranced about outside. She moved the tease into the house where an artistic bent was applied using shadows more frequently, the sex starting when she was stuck between Mick Blue and Ramon Nomar. They kissed and worked her front and back, Ramon sucking her ass and pussy from behind while Mick offered her his erection to suck. Ramon then began boning her and her vaginal led to anal, the gal soon taking the advertised double penetration (DP) that was her “first” for those keeping track. She was not a particularly active rider here but looked good regardless, her fleshy ass rippling delightfully well as one of them plowed her from behind while she inhaled the cock of the other, her anal gape hang time pretty lengthy. It ended when she knelt before them with her mouth and eyes wide open, the guys jerking off their rounds of ball batter to deposit her reward all over her face.

Summary: Tattooed Goddesses by director William H. Nutsack for Jules Jordan Video had enough sexy inked ladies to merit a rating of Recommended, all of them appearing to have enough ink to qualify for those into tattoos. The males were a mixed bunch this time with Manuel Ferrara and Mick Blue serving as the highlights this time, the clear technical values used allowing ladies such as Bonnie Rotten and Skin Diamond to shine. The other trio of ladies were worth checking out regardless of their body art but had ample rough edges to make me think they are still ascending in terms of performance value so keep an eye on them. In short, Tattooed Goddesses was truthfully advertised and fans of tattooed ladies should find this a cut above the often generic offerings of the competition, making it stand out enough to give it a look.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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