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Me, Myself And Anal

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 1/11/14

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended


Me, Myself and Anal

Evil Angel/Buttman Magazine/LeWood Productions

Genre: Gonzo

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Director: Francesca Le and Mark Wood


Cast: Zoey Monroe, Veronica Avluv, Jodi Taylor, A.J. Applegate, Cassandra Nix, Francesca Le

Length: 185:19 minutes

Date of Production: 2013


Extras: Unlike many other titles in the Buttman Magazine Choice lineup, this one had some decent extras. The best of the batch was the 20:32 minutes of Behind the Scenes footage, most of the footage amounting to interviews by Francesca after the scenes were shot (Mark interviewing her at the end). There were also trailers, filmographies, photogallery, and some websites, a company trailer included as well as a cast list.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Me, Myself and Anal was presented in 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen as shot by co-directors Francesca Le and Mark Wood for Evil Angel. The lighting and editing helped enhance the end result this time, each of the ladies showcased to look their best in the situations they were placed. The framing of the scenes was solid and the fluid movement of the camera helped make this one work, a company watermark seen on the lower right hand corner of the screen. The audio was presented in the usual 2.0 Dolby Digital, the vocals plainly heard throughout the show and no music or other distracting noises getting in the way.

Body of Review: Francesca Le and Mark Wood have been directing and performing in porn for years. Their latest collaboration coming in for review is with Evil Angel on Me, Myself and Anal, an anal themed solo fuck flick where various high end hotties engaged in anal masturbation with a plethora of toys suited for stretching tight asses to provoke home audiences into jerking out loads of genetic juice, population pudding, and spunk repeatedly thanks to the wonderful replay value offered up. While my primary interest was in ladies such as A.J. Applegate, Francesca Le, and Veronica Avluv, Zoey Monroe, Jodi Taylor, and Cassandra Nix did a marvelous job in their lengthy scenes as well. Granted, I prefer when knockout ladies such as these engage in sexual trysts with partners most of the time, this was a splendid display of solo anal acumen that is sure to merit some attention for next year’s award season, so few high end productions engaging in works like this these days. Before I go too far, it should be noted that the directors both assisted most of the ladies in getting off with the toys but not to the extent that most people would classify the scenes as other than solo works for the most part.


The company website described the movie like this: “When it comes to solo masturbation videos, most pornographers apply a light touch. Not the directing team of American Latina MILF Francesca Le and stud Mark Wood! In "Me, Myself and Anal," the pervy LeWood pair of married smut veterans puts their own nasty spin on the solo genre, capturing more than three hours of rough, orgasmic self-abuse by gorgeous girls that don't mind asking for helping hands (and machines!) to satisfy their insatiable lust. Big, asshole-stretching toys, powerful vibrators and Mark and Francesca's household dildo-ramming fuck machine propel these wild sluts to intense clitoral and anal pleasure! Francesca probes slutty blonde Zoey Monroe's tender butthole and Zoey licks her finger clean. Francesca stuffs Zoey's holes with bigger and bigger toys, until her sphincter gapes widely enough to take four fingers. Big-breasted MILF Veronica Avluv, in skintight latex, exposes her MILF knockers and stimulates her clit with a vibrating wand. Jamming a black rubber phallus into her hungry holes, Veronica ejaculates girl squirt! Pale, soft, all-natural redhead Jodi Taylor gets her plump, jiggling butt stretched, and blonde cutie-pie AJ Applegate uses every toy in sight. With Francesca's gloved helping hand, brunette sweetheart Cassandra Nix takes anal beads in her rectum. Finally, Francesca tempts her hubby in the kitchen with a lewd anal show. Each hot performer gets her clit buzzed with a vibe as she's thoroughly drilled by the couple's mechanical fucking apparatus, making for the ultimate in backdoor ecstasy. LeWood's "Me, Myself And Anal" is relentless!” Here’s a very brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:


Scene One: Zoey Monroe, the fetching blond anal princess seen featured on the lower left hand corner of the front cover, was up first to establish the way things would work. She was interviewed in her minimalist bikini undies as she masturbated with a hand, her bald beaver and tan lines observed when she stripped down to continue with some toys like the large wand vibrator. The glass dildos were included in her repertoire and the vaginal fun started focusing on anal antics, Fran helping her a little but Zoey primarily in charge of getting herself off even when the piston pumping fuck machine came in to pork her like it was going to drop a wad of splooge all over her sweet ass.


Scene Two: Veronica Avluv, the curvy brunette MILF featured on the upper left corner of the front cover, was up next in a pink & black skintight PVC outfit. Her tease was revealing and strokable too, her sensuous moves as inducing of baby batter as anything I’ve seen her in or late. The tease led to an interview which included some hand to gland solo work, the directors assisting with opening her outfit or handing a toy as the lady probed herself, the machine stuffed in her ass before it started plowing her heart shaped ass with her actively riding it too.


Scene Three: Jodi Taylor, the juicy young lady featured on the upper middle of the front cover, kept things going by teasing to the music before her interview led her to pleasure herself by hand. Her bright blue top and black booty shorts did not stay on for long as her ass was played with a bit by the directors, the redheaded girl starting out with a good sized vibrator as a metallic toy engaged her ass for a technical DP. Fran helped her impale herself on a large black dildo that pushed her limits but she was on fire as she squatted down on it to fill her ass, some anal beads and a wand getting her off before she showed how much of a size queen she could be. The fuck machine worked wonders on her as well, giving her quite an anal gape to speak of, the gal admitting she loved the tease factor of the penetrative device.


Scene Four: A.J. Applegate, the beautiful blond bombshell babe seen featured on the lower right hand corner of the front cover, was up next showing off her muscular control of that shapely ass so many of her fans adore (myself included). She initially wore a red mesh outfit but not for long, the directors bantering back and forth with her as though they too were infatuated with her fleshy rump. I thought her wearing some horns like a devil was cute but as soon as her ass cheeks were spread to show off her goodies, that heart shaped ass did not leave my mind for the rest of the movie. Her cheeks were lubed up and shiny when prepared for the toys, her shaven slit easily handling the rabbit toy and subsequent devices, the anal plug easily sliding into her perfect pucker as her facial expressions showed how turned on she was getting. More toys and even the director’s hands/fingers worked her a bit, AJ getting off noisily one more time.


Scene Five: Cassandra Nix, the tattooed little vixen with the yummy ass seen near the lower left hand corner of the cover, was up next in her white mesh body stocking offering a tease dance before her interview and solo work. She played with her all natural tits and pinched her nipples, the gal moving right into using toys on her ass rather than start with her perfectly pink pussy and work backwards. Cassandra seemed to appreciate using toys on both holes equally well, tasting her juices like the others did from time to time but showing ample riding skills on them and the machine before it ended with her spreading her ample sample of a heart shaped ass for the camera.


Scene Six: Francesca Le, the co-director and all around multi-award winning MILF seen on the upper right hand corner of the front cover, was up last in the kitchen as she played with some toys in her bathrobe, sucking on glass dildos and revealing her pink mesh body stocking with the skimpiest of pink panties driven deep inside her appealing ass crack. She used her hand to get off at first but moved to various toys, her believability in getting off better than any of her peers, though most of them seemed to get off in the movie regardless of my perceptions. Fran focused on her ass with the toys and eventually used the machine to bone her in doggy, a flesh colored toy pounding her ass like most of her fans would love a chance to try before the ending credits rolled.


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Summary: Me, Myself and Anal by directors Francesca Le and Mark Wood for Evil Angel was surprisingly worth a rating of Highly Recommended given the strength of ladies having such a heated time by themselves in the anal solo adventures. The cast included AJ Applegate, Zoey Monroe, Francesca Le, Jodi Taylor, Cassandra Nix, and Veronica Avluv; each of them suitable fuck bunnies for the aptly labeled movie given their anal propensities. Each of the attractive women had shapely asses, the ladies adding some fun factor solo anal fucking to their spotlight scenes. In short, Me, Myself and Anal continues the winning streak of the directing duo, the movie providing many strokable moments for fans to appreciate.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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