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Mike John's POV Pervert 16

Studio: Jules Jordan Video » Review by Bobby B. » Review Date: 1/11/14

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Category: POV/Gonzo/Anal


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Cast: Zoey Monroe/Gabriella Paltrova/Kat Dior/Chase Ryder/Laela Pryce/Tim Von Swine

Director: Tim Von Swine

Extras: BTS/Photo Gallery/Trailers/Web

Runtime: 190 Mins

Release Date: 11/20/2013


 *Click on the picture above to watch the trailer for 'POV Pervert 16' at JulesJordanVideo.com!*


Scene 1:---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Zoey Monroe/Tim Von Swine

Anal, ATM


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The Premiere scene in Mike John's POV Pervert 16 begins with a fairly sub-par tease from 22 year old hottie Zoey Monroe. Don't get me wrong, there are some nice moments, but these introductory moments are essentially a candid conversation between Zoey and Director Tim Von Swine that soons moves into some 'betterness' as it continues. Action sets in with a blowie from Zoey, (I'm a poet) and soon progresses into a doggie style fuck that gives the scene much more of a promising feel than any part of what preceded it. The anal sex comes next, continuing in the standard 'POV pervert' style that we've all come to know from Swiney's recent works. Zoey's ass is beyond perfection, and captured nicely at parts, especially when the lube leaks over her butt cheeks to portray an utterly picturesque view of Zoey's shiny 2-hole. Sex tends to revert back to vaginal much of the time, with some nice stints of anal sex and thorough gaping from the overtly playful Zoey. The scene tends to be relatively drawn out toward the latter moments, but still has some noteworthy action leading up to a solid facial rewarded to Zoey in the closing moments before she gives the Swine-man a couple final dick-kisses to close it out. Nothing new or groundbreaking here from Tim, but a nice scene even so, showcasing an insatiable Zoey Monroe who seems to be a fan favorite these days. Nice scene.



Scene 2:--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

*Scene To Remember*

Anal, ATM

Gabriella Paltrova/Tim Von Swine

Next up is pint-sized babe and a personal fave of mine, Gabriella Paltrova. Gabi kicks the scene off looking as stunning as ever in a tight pink get-up, before giving some effortless teases toward the camera. Action gets underway fairly swiftly as she leads Tim into the Casa De Swine and he dives into her pussy dick-first with reckless abandon. The sex is strong right off the rip as Gabi continues to act teasingly while Tim groans in acceptance of her, and a short but outstanding dick-slopping bj ensues in the coming moments. Gabi's boner inducing energy is lovely as the introductory sex continues, later being anally filled with a glass dildo and reverting back to some dicksucking to keep Tim honest. The anal comes soon after, with some extremely noteorthy ATM's sprawled throughout as well. Gabi's attentiveness to the camera is sure keep you jerking furiously, and her spirited personality is nothing more than an added bonus to nearly every movie I've watcehd her in. The scene continues wonderfully before finishing off with a Swiney jizz-squirt to Gabi's pretty mouth before the screen fades. A very simple yet effective scene here, giving us yet another look at one of the newer porn beauties on the block in Gabriella Paltrova. Great spank material here, SWEET!



Scene 3:---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Chase Ryder/Tim Von Swine

The third scene kicks off as we see brand spanking new hottie Chase Ryder bent over a chair outdoors, and moves forward with a coached tease sequence that has a fair amount of candid conversation to help the viewer get to know Chase a little better.  Action sets in with an outdoor bj that morphs into a titfuck, and a doggie style reaming administered by the Swinester soon afterwards. Chase has a spunky attitude that is certain to get the viewer going, and once the scene moves indoors things take a nice turn as we get some choice views of her gorgeously midsized booty as it pounces on Swiney's sausage. The blowjobs aren't spectacular throughout the scene, but there are certainly some decent moments nonetheless, especially if you're already privy to Chase. The chain of anal is broken in this scene as well, which Tim gives away in the early moments, and even though there were good parts scattered through it, everything seems to fizzle in the near later stages. Things cap off with a better than average cumshot that encapsulates Chase's face and head, as she swallows whatever bit landed in her mouth. Decent scene here, Chase is certainly a hottie, but the early enthusiasm seemed to waver as it moved forward.


Scene 4:---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Kat Dior/Tim Von Swine

Anal, ATM, 2 Internal Cumshots

 Kat Dior is next up on Von Swine's list, looking utterly incredible in tight daisy duke shorts, a black top, and black high heels. Camerwork is shaky early on, and understandably so, but Kat is fucking amazing in terms of hotness; Her body is absolute porno perfection, making me wish that there was more of a tease involved here, but we all know Swiney's formula mainly consists of getting down to business in a hurry. A cock-worshipping bj sets things off, with Kat staring seductively into the camera while Swine lets her do her thing, before she engulfs the Swine sword between her lovely baps and takes his dick for a tit-ride. [I'm pretty certain that I haven't reviewed any of Kat's scenes before, because she is certainly a cock socket of epic proportions, she has a look that porners are going to love (if they don't already) and seems to have a great personality to back it up.] Fucking sets in with a doggie style bang, moving into a couple other positions before Kat props up her perfect hole and the eventual anal begins. The sex is really strong up to the beginning of the anal, but once Kat gets acclamated to the Swine-hog things get right back up to where they were, it's actually quite a nice change of pace in all honesty. Things cap off after Tim releases his second internal jizzload of the scene, both happening being the result of Kat's ass bouncing relentlessly on his dong. Although I felt that a lot more could have been done in this scene, I still liked it, there were a lot of strong moments laced throughout the action, and Kat is definitely one to watch out for in the future. SWEET!



Scene 5:--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Laela Pryce/Tim Von Swine

Anal, ATM

The final scene in Tim Von Swine's 'POV Pervert 16' begins as we see super-newbie Laela Pryce in all of her blonde bombshell glory. The scene again begins outdoors, and early moments consist of an over-eager Tim Von Swine jamming his hands into Laela's juicy ass before diving into her pussy dick-first to initiate the sex. The scene has some solid action to say the least, Laela has an eager mouth and ass that seems to work wonders for her. Everything fluctuates in terms of the sex, at least from the viewer's standpoint it does, but the scene overall has a pretty nice feel to it, and gives us a nice glimpse 'into' the future star that is Laela Pryce. Action is extremely similar to the rest of the film, ultimately finishing with some Swine-spatter sprayed mainly into Laela's open mouth. Again, a pretty nice scene here that personal taste will either draw you toward or away from, but Laela seems to be promising, I look forward to her future endeavors in the industry.



Tim Von Swine's 'POV Pervert 16' is the first of the long running series to have been filmed without journeyman Mike John present, as it seems that Tim has done all but taken the reins over Mike John Productions completely, at least for the time being.This effort was one that will probably sit well with those accustomed to Swine's recent works, having a few moments of dullness surrounding a mainly respectable movie. As with all porn, I think it's relative to the viewer to determine whether or not this film is worthy of more than one watch, however I will give this one a recommended grading for the new talent that it showcases, as well as some solid sex laced throughout it's contents. BTS includes some extra sex, as well as photo shoots and some more of Swiney groveling over these hot babes. Photo galleries have a hot collection of photo's (rather than stills) to give the viewer some extra content to beat their respected meat to, and a nice selection of trailers tops it all off. If you're a fan of Swiney's works, I'd certainly give this one a look. Check it!



i apologize for any grammatical errors, i was beating off when i wrote this.

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