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Blow Me Off

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Bobby B. » Review Date: 1/13/14

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Cast: Misha Cross/Ivana Sugar/Rose Delight/Lola Taylor/Szilvia Lauren/Shalina Devine/Athina Cayenne Klein/David Perry

Director: David Perry

Extras: Photo Galleries/Trailers/Web

Release Date: 11/18/2013

Runtime: 187 Mins

Click on the play button above to watch the trailer for David Perry's 'Blow Me Off'!



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Misha Cross/David Perry

The premiere scene in David Perry's 'Blow Me Off' begins with a short tease from mega-hottie euro girl Misha Cross. The tease consists essentially of Misha fluffing her love muffin while David hails and applauds from behind the camera, up until the obligatory blowjob. Misha is dressed in casual pornwear if you will, wearing a tiny bikini top and bottom, as well as an interesting choice of footwear (military boots). Things move extremely slow before the actual start of the scene, but the bj kicks off pretty nicely in terms of energy, and carries that energy forward in a fairly decent maner. Sloppiness is also of pretty standard nature in this scene, but Misha does do some fairly heavy deepthroats throughout the course of it all. The scene caps off after around 20 minutes of cocksucking action, with David firing off his jizz cream while laying on his back, subsequently causing most of his ejaculate to land on his stomach as opposed to the proper standing facial that we've grown accustomed to seeing in so many of these bj porn flicks. Overall, the scene is fairly sub-par, having a couple of nice moments but just not having what it takes to carry it to the next level. I wasn't too impressed.

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Ivana Sugar/David Perry

Next up in the blowjob brigade is one of the more commonly watched euro girls in 2013, Ivana Sugar. Ivana is stunning from the very start of the scene, giving a light tease sequence in the introductory moments while wearing a pink bikini top and bottom. The scene takes place outdoors this time, beginning and ending on a beach, and having a more light and sensual feel to it in the early stages, as opposed to the scene that preceded it. The scene again has some solid moments surrounded by some that viewers may consider 'fast forward material', with most of the scene being garden variety bj porn content. Positioning often changes to keep the viewer from growing too tired of everything too early, but the scene was overall a pretty shoddy attempt, again finishing with an attempted facial that was better than the last one, but still nothing to write home about.

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Rose Delight/David Perry

The third scene in the film begins as we see Rose Delight, otherwise known as Malisa Moir, and to be quite honest I don't know if this is her new name or old one, so go ahead and get your google machine out for that one. Rose kicks the scene off looking great, in a slick ponytail and yet another bikini top and bottom that quickly comes off once the scene starts. A nice camera interaction from Rose helps things out a lot, as well as her submission as David gets a little more aggressive through the course of scene. There is some mild facefucking laced throughout as well, and Rose's energy is probably the best that I've seen in the film thus far. Everything still tends to run a bit long as action mvoes forward, and eventually finishes with another facial as David lies on his back while squirting off his love potion. This was certainly a better scene than the first two, but I'd be remiss to say that it didn't have some slow parts.

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*Scene To Remember*

Lola Taylor/David Perry

Next is Lola Taylor, who breaks the chain of bikini wearing blowjob babes, dressed in a full body fishnet number leaving nothing to the imagination whatsoever. Lola looks outstanding in the introductory moments, albeit a very slow introduction that contains some masturbatory moments before the bj finally sets in. Some nice sloppiness from Lola is a nice change of pace for the film, as it seems that the most profilic bj scenes do require the girl to be joyous in her slop-filled dick-sucking endeavors, and Lola seems to be accomplishing that pretty well here. A solid facefuck soon takes place with Lola doing some extremely wonderful work mixing cock-worship and tease into this scene. This is the first scene in the film where the girl seems to thoroughly enjoy every moment, and Lola keeps a keen-eye locked on the camera to be keep the viewer honest. Her playfulness added to her energy were just what this movie needed to avoid being a complete dud, and this is without a doubt the best scene in this collection if you ask me. An in-mouth jizzload occurs in the final moments, mixed in with some cumplay from the gorgeous Lola, nice scene here.

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Szilvia Lauren/David Perry

The wardrobe likeness continues in the next scene, kicking off as we get a full body view of the gorgeous and well traveled Szilvia Lauren, who wears an orange bikini top and bottom throughout the early moments. Not much time is wasted before the blowie sets in, with Szilvia sitting up in her tanning chair to give David a sausage sucking. The bj is fairly solid throughout the scene, however it doesn't really make too much of a mark in terms of energy and overall vigor. The finale facial strongly resembles every other scene in the film, and although i'm a huge Szilvia Lauren fan, this scene just sort of blends in with the mediocrity of the scenes that preceded the last one. Decent, I guess.

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Shalina Devine/David Perry

Shalina Devine is next up in David's arsenal of euro babes, starting the scene with some mild tease before getting down to the task at hand. Action again lacks a bit but Shalina's amazing body and porno-perfect tits are showcased quite well for a POV scene, making everything much more watchable. I will say that the scene seems to gain energy continuing forward, keeping an attentive eye on Shalina as positions switch into a different variety of blowjob. The scene ends the same way as the others, with Shalina milking David's meat whistle and staring into the camera before the screen fades. I fucking love this girl, unfortunately the scene wasn't that great, but I will be on the prowl for Shalina in the future, she fucking rocks.


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 Athina/David Perry

As we approach the ending of the film, the simply named Athina steps into the picture. The scene begins differently than the others, with Athina dressed casually as she enters David's room, before quickly undressing while David ogles from behind the camera. Action sets in soonafter with another mid-tempo bj that gives us some nice looks at Athina's mainly standard technique and style. everything continues this way before David fires off the first actual facial of the movie where he was placed above the recipient. This one was not great at all, nothing different about it, energy was pretty sub-par, and it was all just blah. Not into it.

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Cayenne Klein/David Perry

The next scene in the film stars euro superstar and widely acclaimed hottie Cayenne Klein. The scene begins in an outdoor setting, where Cayenne provides us with a low-lit tease sesh while wearing a neglige number underneath her trench coat. The blowie begins in the same setting, with Cayenne really working up some nice dick-slop in the early moments, showing us exactly why she is slated as the top star in this film among these otherwise lesser known euro babes. Facefucking reaches broader heights than just about every other scene in the film, with a lot of cock choking and a mid-level amount of sloppiness overall. The scene progresses decently, again blending in with the rest of this ultimately forgettable array of content, aside from a couple of scenes.

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Wendy Moon/David Perry

Wendy Moon encapsulates our view for the final scene of the film, dressed perfectly in tight daisy duke shorts, a green bikini top, and high heels. The tease is relatively non-existent, but David still gives some nice views of Wendy's admirable backside before diving into her mouth cock-first. Action is nice here, with Wendy giving some solid camera interaction and an overall favorable blowjob scene. The film ends in the same fashion as I will remember it, with a moderate jizzload being lapped up by Wendy in the closing moments. I've seen worse....


 David Perry's 'Blow Me Off' is a mainly forgettable release with a couple of nice moments scattered throughout the 187 minutes that the film runs. The movie essentially lacks an originality that one specific to this genre needs to survive the top notch efforts that people continue to look for. I will say that it helped me to seek out some of the lesser known euro girls, but the actual content of the film itself was pretty drab and watered down. Special features include some nice separated photo galleries from each girl featured in the film, which is something that I wish more producers would do, but it wasn't enough to save the film from the dreaded 'Rent It' rating. David Perry has produced some pretty solid films for Evil Angel, but unfortuantely I didn't see this movie as one of them. If you're in the market for renting porn, or you're a subscriber to EA's website, there is some decent material, but otherwise you're not missing too much.


i apologize for any grammatical errors, i was beating off when i wrote this.

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