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Mike John's Jerkoff Material 10


Studio: Jules Jordan Video » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 1/29/14


XCritic's Advice: Recommended

 

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Mike John’s Jerkoff Material 10

Jules Jordan Video/Mike John Productions

Genre: Blowbangs, Interracial, POV

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Director: Tim Von Swine

 

Cast: Zoey Monroe, Tommy Pistol, Jenna Ivory, Mark Zane, D. Snoop, Tim Von Swine, Violet Monroe, Hooks, Alana Rains, Sean Michaels, Missy Monroe; Kitty Bella (in bonus scene only)

Length: 195:26 minutes (128:01 minutes & 67:25 minutes)

Date of Production: 1/6/2014

 

Extras: For many, the best extra will be the all new bonus scene between Kitty Bella and Tim Von Swine that lasted 36:56 minutes, the curvy brunette taking Tim in all three holes before he unleashed his seed in the form of a baby batter anal creampie that oozed out of her. There was also a group of trailers, a popshot recap, a photogallery, websites, a cast list too, and a great BTS lasting 34:22 minutes. The BTS was mostly a series of sex scenes mixed in with the attendant photoshoots, Tim and cast adding comments along the way (definitely adding some fun) including some background material during the photoshoots and additional sex material provided.

Condoms: None

 

Kitty Bella bonus scene

Audio/Video Quality: Mike John’s Jerkoff Material 10 was presented in an appealingly clear 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director Tim Von Swine for Jules Jordan Video. The lighting was consistently solid and the grain limited, the visual aspects of the production as finely tuned as any of Tim’s recent works. During some of the group scenes, another camera might have helped catch more of the footage to be edited into the production and enhance it but overall it was a nicely shot fuck flick. The aural components of the show were pretty basic overall though, the vocals heard in each case but little else to speak of setting it apart from the wide variety of gonzo outings available for your purchase. The music was minimal (during the credits) and there was no apparent boom mike used, the minimalist approach helping to cover the basics well enough, just don’t expect anything amazing when it comes to the sound of hotties chugging hog sauce.

 

Body of Review: Tim Von Swine is an infamous director of smut at Jules Jordan Video (under the Mike John label). His latest movie came out last week and is called Mike John’s Jerkoff Material 10, the series providing a wealth of heated sexual trysts that often include some “firsts” by performers. Tim was the sole credited director this time, Mike John retaining the brand name of the series but Tim proving yet again that he had the stroke to make it happen just as heatedly as ever. My biggest reason for picking this one up was the return of hotty Missy Monroe but youthful Zoey Monroe, enthusiastic Violet Monroe, perky Jenna Ivory, and lean Alana Rains were in good form too. I half wondered what would the sub heading be if he had found a few more “Monroe’s” to participate, maybe “Boning Monroe” or something like it, but the diversity of the cast was pleasing. Here’s a very brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that obviously no condoms were used for those still interested:

 

Scene One: Zoey Monroe, the all natural blond featured on the left side of the front cover, was up first in her cover outfit while sitting on a stool in the living room before working with Tommy Pistol. Tim did most of the talking (as he put it “babbling”), her precious pussy looking sweet as she rubbed herself and showed off her cute ass. Tommy walked over all too soon and bent her over to rim her, some spanking and gash gobbling included as he fingered her and warmed her up for some real loving. She knelt to give him a sloppy hummer, Tommy stuffing his balls in her mouth at the same time as his shaft. He had a beard and kept grabbing her head to throat his pecker, the cutie actively riding his turgid rod vaginally once he stopped his foolishness. They then started into doing some anal but she was much more passive, Zoey doing better when on top of him but not up to her usual standards. Still, she looked really hot doing all this, kneeling down to take his small wad of genetic juice to her face before swallowing it.

 

Scene Two: Jenna Ivory, the beautiful newcomer blond wearing a pink dress on the lower right hand corner of the cover, was up next in a scene where she did Mark Zane and D. Snoop before Tim Von Swine got some action from her. She wore no bra or panties under her dress, making her Tim’s kind of girl, her ass as firm and curved as any hotty in porn for the last two months. The 20 year old babe had a bald beaver and pleasing all natural rack, Mark and Snoop moving in to savor their work mate after a brief tease and interview. They were all over each other, Jenna jerking them off while they pawed her all over. Mark dropped down to gobble her gash while Snoop played with her tits, her legs spread wide so he could access her to the fullest. She then took turns blowing them and serving as their cock hole, her wet pussy tight enough to drain their dragons with ease given the look on their faces when they banged her snatch. They even lubed her boobs up for a titty fuck, the dynamic duo feeding her their population pudding to gargle and swallow, Tim getting his turn after she cleaned up. As Tim was closer in size to me and had as much body hair as well, I could identify with his also larger cock pounding into Jenna in a POV doggy, the blowjob and titty fuck leading to her actively riding him, Tim tossing off a sizable amount of spunk all over her crotch.

 

Scene Three: Violet Monroe, the lean redhead in red and black lingerie seen on the upper right hand corner of the front cover, was up next as the final scene of the first disc. She took on Hooks and D. Snoop before Tim Von Swine, following the dynamic of the previous scene, the guys sucking her nipples and diddling her pussy in the living room after Tim stepped back for the first half to capture her at work. She dropped down to slob their knobs, choking and spitting a little as she took most of their packages into her mouth. This included some hand to gland friction, her eye contact elevating the quality of the scene at times while the men took turns boning her mouth her pussy and ass saved for Tim’s ministrations. Hooks and Snoop left loads of splooge all over her face to scoop up and swallow, Tim jumping in after a brief edit so he could tap her ass after he drilled her pussy so well. Violet sucked him off between positions too, pushing back to meet his thrusting pecker in all kinds of anal penetration positions before she rocked her hips to push him over the edge and elicit his ball batter by his own hand to her mouth for swallowing.

 

Scene Four: Alana Rains, a lean and leggy gal seen on the center of the cover, was up next as the first scene of the second disc. She was outside by the pool in her pink shirt and skintight pink shorts, the shorts riding deep up her ass crack as she exchanged verbal banter with the director. As she posed outside, they discussed that she’d be doing an interracial scene with Sean Michaels, the popular male performer lucking out to tap her ass as well as her mouth and pussy. Sean briefly inspected the goods by the pool before the couple went inside, his tongue working her perfect pucker in the living room as she bent over and stretched her legs for him. He lubed her up and she looked especially hot with a shiny ass, the gal reversing roles to pull his pecker form his pants to start orally working to the best of her abilities. She had great eye contact and worked about half his rod into her mouth, the gal actively riding him vaginally before she took a chance on letting him into her sweet ass. Her bald beaver got puffy at Sean’s plowing and oral pleasuring of her, a small anal plug used to warm up her ass for Sean to bang. She did some ATN on his cock and he soon tossed out his big wad of ball batter on her ass and crotch, some post coital head showing she really liked him.

 

Scene Five: Missy Monroe, the curvy blond bombshell seen on the upper left hand corner of the front cover, was up last as she posed in a black crop top and pink plaid skirt. She was bustier than ever and looking great, it being at least seven years since she was on set together with Tim Von Swine, the two never having actually worked together in the sexual sense. His hands were all over her and for good reason, Tim completely stoked at being first in line for her comeback tour that I read about on her FB account. Her legs and ass had just the right amount of balance between flesh and firmness, Tim teasing her ass with his growing cock which led to her holding her ass cheek apart for him to enter her. Tim commented at how great her pussy was, the couple pushing back to meet each other’s thrusts; Tim helping to oil up her boobs for a combination blowjob and titty fuck where her dirty talk enhanced the moment considerably. They slowed down to start the anal boning too, Tim barely able to hold on as they porked so happily together. She reverted to vaginal sex to have yet another orgasm, grinding her hips as she rode him so very well, the couple screwing in ass as well as pussy in various other positions before he launched his love load of baby batter into her mouth and all over her upper torso.

Summary: Mike John’s Jerkoff Material 10 by director Tim Von Swine for Jules Jordan Video was another solid effort by the director, the strokability, replay value, and quality of the action again adding up to a rating of Recommended or better. Missy was as heated and adorable as ever, no surprise there, and her namesakes Zoey and Violet added some bang for the buck as well as the others. In short then, Mike John’s Jerkoff Material 10 was again full of the fun factor that makes the series so appreciated, Tim Von Swine’s ability to showcase sexually skilled hotties in a fuck flick a testament to his ability to enhance the performances of his already solid casting so give it a look.


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