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Dirty Rotten Mother Fuckers 7

Studio: Jules Jordan Video » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 1/30/14

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended


Click for Trailer, scene specific trailers for Cherie and Ava's scenes linked below

Dirty Rotten Mother Fuckers 7

Jules Jordan Video

Genre: Gonzo, MILF

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Director: Chris Streams

Cast: Ava Addams, Mick Blue, Britney Shannon, Manuel Ferrara, Joslyn James, Lexington Steele, Cherie DeVille, Erik Everhard, India Summer, Ramon Nomar, Karlo Karrera; Chris Streams & Tony Flush (non-sex roles)

Length: 163:22 minutes

Date of Production: 12/20/2013


Extras: There were trailers, a photogallery, websites, pop shot recap, and a BTS lasting 33:27 minutes. The Behind the Scenes feature included a lot of interview material while the ladies were getting ready, Tony generally leading the discussion from behind the camera.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Dirty Rotten Mother Fuckers 7 was presented in an crisp 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director Chris Streams for Jules Jordan Video. The lighting was consistently solid, generally limiting the grain and other visual flaws in the open settings of the house, no scenes going far outside the box in terms of centering on dark rooms this time. I liked the straightforward manner of lighting and camera, Chris again finding some of the best (and underutilized) MILF hotties available. I did notice the company watermark in the lower right hand corner this time, something typically reserved for the lesser companies but given the times, not surprising. The 2.0 Dolby Digital English audio was a bit more basic with no separation or major dynamic range but I could always hear what was said and the music didn't interfere with my viewing pleasure. The music dominated during the tease sequences and fans may find this a marked change for the director from most of his works to date.


Body of Review: Chris Streams has been a favored director for years now, his works at Jules Jordan Video certainly upgrades over his last company efforts. His latest flick coming in to review is called Dirty Rotten Mother Fuckers 7, the show providing a series of older, mostly thicker ladies proving that experience beats youth every time. The whole MILF genre is one full of contradictions from where I sit but Chris went out of his way to populate this volume with a set of five ladies a bit off the beaten path, using Ava Addams, India Summer, Cherie DeVille, Britney Shannon, and Joslyn James to fuel the libidos of fans of the series. Here’s a very brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that obviously no condoms were used for those still interested:


Scene One: Ava Addams, the curvy Houstonian featured on the lower left corner of the front cover, was up first bringing joy to Mick Blue on the living room couch, the increasingly popular hotty looking lean and fit as she plied her trade. She was dressed in a tight white top and revealing black skirt, some funny bantering over a car scam leading them into the house after she used her boobs to suck him in. They climbed on the white couch where she pawed his package, pulling it out to slob his knob and titty fuck it. Her very attentive oral skills included some hand to gland friction, the gal immediately jumping on his turgid pecker to actively ride it vaginally. Her bald beaver was as juicy as could be here, the gal grinding her ass into his lap as she rode before they started doing anal, some warming up bringing her to actively ride that way too. Ava did ample taste testing and was very good here, her eye contact and immersion in the scene with Mick was exceptional. It ended when he blasted her face with genetic juice, Ava closing out the amusing story elements as she pranced off naked with clothing in hand. The company website described this scene like this: “Ava Addams Big Tit MILF Ass Fucked. Tits, boobs, jugs, melons, no matter the nickname there's nothing like a great set of breasts and we're happy to bring you two of the best breasts in the adult biz today. Ava Addams in a portion of DIRTY ROTTEN MOTHER FUCKERS 7 is the MILF you always dreamed about. Huge boobs, a tiny waist and a penchant for ass to mouth, who could ask for anything more? A brunette with big tits who isn't satisfied until her face is splattered with cum. Don't miss Ava Addams.”


Scene Two: Britney Shannon, the heavily tattooed blond most well known for her appearances on Howard Stern’s television show, was up next as a bitchy cam girl trying to make her fans cough up some dough until studly repairman Manuel Ferrara charmed her a bit. She was featured on the front cover by the upper left hand corner in red bikini undies while kneeling, perhaps the worst shot of the cast on the cover. The couple ended up kissing when she got forward over their discussion, Manuel playing a clueless individual until the sex started and his charms began. Britney jerked him off through his pants as his hands roamed her curvy body, the gal dropping down to blow him before he reversed roles and gobbled her gash at length. Her shaven slit was most accommodating to his package, the gal actively riding him with an emphasis on vaginal until they began ass fucking. While she was not the most active rider of the cast, she did have a solid anal gape and offered up a lot of taste testing out of her holes, her eye contact also quite well done. The screwing continued until he nutted his wad of population pudding on her face, most of it running down her chin and upper torso before the camera cut out with no resolution to the story elements.


Scene Three: Joslyn James, the curvy lady seen on the upper right hand corner of the cover with the intricate fade carved into her shaven head (a practice I remember from the mid to late 80’s), was next up with Lexington Steele, his mighty black cock impressing her no end. Lex called her for a booty call as she made herself up in the bathroom, Chris Streams providing a cameo role as her husband when Lex came in via the back door (a sign of things to come). Joslyn wore a revealing red top and extremely tight skirt, Lex putting his hands all over her as she bent over to showcase her first class ass for him. She sucked the head of his pecker and rubbed her tits against it before doing likewise with her ass, Lex using her panties to increase the friction before some active vaginal riding took place. She soon went balls deep in riding him, her fleshy ass cheeks rippling delightfully well as she impaled herself, her bald beaver looking tight as he pounded into it. This led to him launching his load of spunk all over her face and head, Joslyn loving her liquid reward though she had to clean it off; Tony Flush making a humorous cameo appearance as well.


Scene Four: Cherie DeVille, the beautiful blond babe with amazingly pretty eyes seen on the lower middle to lower right hand corner of the cover, was up next in a scene where she played a naughty nurse with a cure for the back aches bothering studly Erik Everhard as she made a house call. Her tight stripper nurse outfit was form fitting over her smoking hot body and she went right to work giving him a sponge bath to cool his fever, soon learning that cleaning him from head to toe like that gave him beaver fever. This made him receptive to her experimental technique of breath control, the sexy babe ditching her outfit to do squats over his face; the face sitting allowing him to orally pleasure her more than anything. Her rounded rump looked great over his face but Erik wanted to savor her crotch orally some more so he took matters into his own hands and dove right in, exciting her a lot even before his finger was replaced by his hard cock pounding her dripping wet pussy. The active riding and solid eye contact was a blessing too, Cherie taking time out to suck him off between positions, their chemistry not harmed a bit by the lack of anal penetration. In any case, it eventually ended when he glazed her face with splooge, the baby batter tasted and partially swallowed before they finished their transaction for medical services rendered. The company website described this scene like this: “Cherie DeVille Naughty Nurse Gives A Sponge Bath. Ok, next time I'm in the hospital, I want Cherie Deville attending me. From DIRTY ROTTEN MOTHER FUCKERS 7 Erik Everhard is feeling poorly and Cherie Has the cure. Aforementioned cure includes sucking his cock, sitting on his face, and having her pussy ravaged by that same cock. Apparently this cure requires copious amounts of cunt juice which Cherie cheerfully provides. If the nurse of your dreams has big tits, blonde hair and loves dick both for fucking and sucking then Cherie DeVille's your angel of mercy, baby.”


Scene Five: India Summer, the ever popular MILF goddess showcased on the middle of the right side on the front cover was up last as she took on two mid level mopers in the form of Ramon Nomar and Karlo Karrera, the guys serving as the weakest links in the chain for the otherwise top notch male performers of the show. India was hiring the guys as part of a home improvement project, the double innuendos coming from her at first, her loose white top and gray shorts of the measuring day replaced by a very sexy black dress that elicited favorable responses from the men. Her tight body was not going unnoticed and she knew it, teasing the men in various ways to get them focused on the real improvement project she had in mind for them to take care of. She pawed them and they dropped all pretense of working on the stairs, her mouth working Ramon’s bone orally while Karlo stuffed his face between her ass to pleasure her before some boning. They started out with vaginal penetration but quickly moved to anal and even DP work, her oral skills coming in hand as she actively rode the guys in all sorts of positions. India was on top of her game and loved bringing out the best in the guys, the men even moving from one hole to another as they continued giving her the hot beef injection. The guys then provided the ball batter to her face she wanted, missing it much of the time but leaving her happy all the same.

Summary: Dirty Rotten Mother Fuckers 7 by director Chris Streams for Jules Jordan Video was a solid set of five scenes starring ladies that looked great and/or provided some serious sexual skills in their trysts. For me, the replay value and strokability earned a rating of Highly Recommended or better, each of the ladies providing a little something different along the way but typically showing the kind of energy and enthusiasm that separates the best from the rest; something Chris has become quite adept at over the years. In short then, Dirty Rotten Mother Fuckers 7 departed slightly from earlier volumes in terms of how much footage was included but fans of the whole MILF craze should consider this a “must have” title for their collections, the title on par or better than the majority of such titles released to date of late.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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