Extras: The extras were modest here, a company trailer followed by a pop shot recap, some filmographies, trailers to some of Jonni’s other works, and website links.
Audio/Video Quality: All About Ass was presented in anamorphic widescreen as shot by director Jonni Darkko for Evil Angel. The movie was primarily shot in point of view (POV) style that minimized Jonni’s presence in the flick while maximizing the eye candy ladies, each of them known for high powered anal antics. The lighting was solid and the editing was sharp, the camera work about as steady as one can expect from a top notch director skilled in the genre. There was a company watermark seen on the lower right hand corner of the screen at all times but it was not a major factor for me. The aural components of the show were decently handled, the vocals by the ladies blended well with the musical clips when applied, some whispering and background noise noted on occasion.
Body of Review: Jonni Darkko has long been established as having talents in POV direction as well as his use of music in upgrading gonzo porn, his works for Evil Angel in particular bringing him a lot of acclaim. His latest title in for review is called All About Ass, the man serving up five decidedly sexy babes in point of view fashion as they gave up their asses to him. The music had an ample amount of tease, a wonderful selection of ladies such as Bonnie Rotten, Sheena Shaw, Zoey Monroe, Vicki Chase, and Gabriella Paltrova as they provided their precious puckers to the director to penetrate, and some very high end technical values to showcase the ladies as best they could be displayed. Each scene had the advertised anal antics and even though the extras were modest on the single disc release, I could see why the fanboys were digging this one.
The company website described the movie like this: “Glamour-obsessed Director Jonni Darkko loves a seeming contradiction: glamorous beauties into the hardest, raunchiest sex. His new "All About Ass" is more than three hours of nasty, one-on-one butt-fuck scenes pitting the veteran pornographer against five stunning sluts eagerly showcasing their extreme anal talents. Busty, tattooed 20-year-old Bonnie Rotten masturbates with a vibrator, invading both holes with a huge double-dong until her anus prolapses lewdly and she squirts an orgasmic shower of girl juice. Bonnie swallows Jonni's prick in a slobbery session of messy throat fucking until he spurts a massive load all over her pretty face. Smashing young blonde Zoey Monroe uses big anal toys while masturbating with a buzzing vibrator. The director pumps Zoey's elastic, gaping rectum and feeds the gorgeous doll his greasy dick ass-to-mouth. Athletic ass queen Sheena Shaw takes the director's boner inside her yawning rectum and wetly worships his meat before kneeling for a sloppy cum facial. Adorable, little Gabriella Paltrova takes a thorough ass banging and a faceful of thick, spermy goo; she sucks out every last drop. Dressed in sheer, seamed stockings, lusty American Latina beauty Vicki Chase gets her booty penetrated and helps out, stretching open her cheeks with both hands. Vicki's lovely face ends up covered in Jonni's splooge. "All About Ass" delivers saliva-soaked oral debauchery and dripping cum facials, but mostly it's a masterpiece of POV-style anal perversion.” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Scene One: Bonnie Rotten, the heavily tattooed hotty seen on the lower middle of the front cover, was up first to start the movie with a bang where she hooked up with Jonni Darkko. As Bonnie won all sorts of accolades in the recent award season, including XCritic and AVN’s Best Performer, the expectations were high for the scene and frankly, Bonnie met them. She began by parading around in her sheer orange bikini undies and matching stockings, some tall black stripper shoes adding to the effect. As she twisted and contorted on the bed, she fingered (and tasted) her asshole, masturbating with a large wand vibrator that got her off. Bonnie rubbed out a majorly fluid orgasm early on (with more later), moving to use a large black dildo in both pussy and ass as she continued her wet solo work. More toys stretched her perfect pucker and Jonni soon helped her with the toys in her ass, soon replacing them with his turgid pecker to find her actively riding and pushing back on him. She gave him a messy hummer and the knob slobbing fun led to more anal, her drool making more of a mess on her face than the genetic juice Jonni tossed there, Bonnie giving him some post coital head and playing with the semen before she came yet again with her blast of ejaculate as Jonni called her “amazing!”
Scene Two: Zoey Monroe, the beautiful blond hotty featured on the left hand side of the front cover, was up next in bed, her smile and amazing eyes lighting up the room as much as her all natural body. Jonni Darkko panned the camera to showcase all her wonderful assets, the gal spreading her legs while on her stomach to reveal a delicious little turd cutter and wonderfully pink pussy, the gal caressing herself before adorning herself with sheer pink lingerie. She then masturbated with an anal plug and large wand vibrator, warming herself up slowly as if to enjoy the process, increasing the size of the toys before she gaped for Jonni as he assisted her. He then alternated between a toy and his cock in her ass, Zoey keeping her head down and her ass in the air to grant him a better target. After awhile, Zoey started to slob his knob, spitting on it for lube and allowing the messy streamers to gather on her face, not caring in the slightest how it looked in favor of how much fun she was having. She even throated him before returning to spreading her ass for more penetration and gaping, a pink toy alternating with his rock hard rod, other toys introduced before she gave him more head. The manner in which she reveled in taking it in the ass helped make the scene a strong one, Jonni dousing her face with population pudding as the baby batter hit her eyes and the rest of her mug for a satisfying conclusion.
Scene Three: Sheena Shaw, the lean and fit young anal queen seen on the upper right corner of the front cover, was up next in her cover lingerie, the gal made up to look especially glamorous as she teased the camera. Sheena has long proven she likes to get down and dirty with anal sex, appearances be damned as she takes on all comers so her handling Jonni Darkko in bed was a no brainer, her sexy curves built for speed over comfort as she booty clapped her way into his heart. She began masturbating with larger glass toys than her peers, widely spreading her legs so Jonni could assist her in jamming the devices into her ass. He then began tapping that sweet ass in a doggy position where her ass was in the air and her head down, her gaping always strongest in this position as she seemed to have more control over her O ring that way. The POV angle worked well here and she provided a stream of dirty talk, Sheena taking breaks to blow him though he focused mainly on drilling her ass as she pushed back to meet his thrusts. At one point, they began alternating between cock and toy again, bringing in a ridiculously large red toy and Jonni even fucking her with the toy inside, but he didn’t last long like that and a final pile driver with blowjob unleashed his round of spunk all over her mouth for her to play with and swallow.
Scene Four: Gabriella Paltrova, a lean little lady with a growing collection of body ink (the only gal not featured on the front cover by the way), was up next on the bed wearing a skimpy bikini outfit with a fluffy bunny tail as Jonni Darkko checked her out. The tease led to her masturbating, her fingers rubbing and penetrating her asshole to taste them but taking her time to enjoy it all. She described how it felt and that elevated the heat of the scene which led to her selecting from the array of toys nearby. She seemed to take them in order of size initially, lubricating them orally before slowly rubbing them around her ass. Jonni stepped in early to help her penetrate her ass, Gabriella gaping almost immediately from the process. From there he fucked her ass and did not resort to alternating with toys for some time, Gabriella encouraging him and even farting as he pulled out from going in deep, requesting she hold her legs wide apart and way back so he could hammer her to full effect. The look on her face was priceless as he banged her, an ending blowjob allowed to push him over the edge to deposit his splooge all over her face as she looked up to him with continued excellent eye contact.
Scene Five: Vicki Chase, the sexy young Latina seen on the lower right corner of the front cover, was up last with Jonni Darkko as she masturbated on the bed in her sexy lingerie. She worked a large glass dildo into her ass and kept her legs spread and behind her head, the gal making little comments about how great it felt and generally dirty talk as she continued. Jonni wanted in right away this time, plowing her ass as she fingered her juicy snatch, drilling her deep as she held herself open with her fingers. Apparently, Vicki was so tight that it drove him crazy and he kept going back for more as she encouraged him verbally. This time, the scene was not as toy friendly but she adored sucking his cock and having him inside her, the gal providing less of a performance than a chemistry filled session of them pleasuring each other, her throating and ball sucking also including a little vaginal penetration too. The scene nearly ended during the blowjob but they backed off so he could bang her ass one more time, Jonni pulling out to explode a nut of ball batter on her face as she provided him with more head (and a smile) while swallowing.
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Summary: All About Ass by director Jonni Darkko for Evil Angel might not have been his very best movie in recent years but there was such a lot of anal fuck for the buck, such a great cast of hotties, and so much of them getting off while their asses were played with that I felt a rating of Highly Recommended was fair. Bonnie Rotten led the pack in terms of outrageous sexuality, beautiful Zoey Monroe was as inspirationally appealing as ever, Sheena Shaw showed why she has been labeled “an anal queen extraordinaire”, and sultry Latinas Vicki Chase & Gabriella Paltrova proved their stunningly yummy asses were as desirable as could be by the time they were finished. In short, All About Ass was one of the best anal fuck flicks of the new year, already garnering positive feedback for how well Jonni put it all together so give it a look if you enjoy babes that appreciate doing anal rather than just put up with it for a bigger paycheck as you’ll find elsewhere.
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