Cast: Julia Ann, Jesse Jones, Nikita Von James, John Strong, Courtney Taylor, Mark Wood, Romi Rain, Logan Pierce, Jessa Rhodes, Mick Blue
Length: 136:45 minutes
Date of Production: 2013
Extras: There was a photogallery, some trailers, and a pop shot recap from the scenes but that was all.
Audio/Video Quality: I’m In Love With A Stripper was presented in a visually appealing anamorphic widescreen color using an aspect ratio of 1.78:1 as shot by director Mike Quasar for Zero Tolerance. The lighting was solid and the composition of the scenes enhanced the look of the ladies in most cases though. The sole audio track was presented in 1.0 Dolby Digital English most their company titles are mastered with, the aural experience fairly limited but much like the gonzo titles he likes to shoot. There was also no separation between the channels and the dynamic range was as truncated as ever, standard gonzo audio being okay for most consumers. The voices could be clearly heard though, the balancing between those and the music capably handled.
Body of Review: Mike Quasar is a popular director at Zero Tolerance, the guy earning his place in the porn pantheon. His latest title sent to me for review is called I’m In Love With A Stripper, a five scene all sex flick starring such notable hotties as Julia Ann, Romi Rain, Jessa Rhodes, Nikita Von James, and Courtney Taylor. Each of the ladies were given a stripper theme to work with and came across quite well in portraying their roles, some of them like Julia having been in the field for a very long time. The back cover described the movie like this: “Have you ever fantasized about taking home your favorite stripper? Let ZT make your dreams cum true with the ultimate private lap dance in this titillating movie that gives you more than just a front row experience!” Here’s a really brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Scene One: A Pole Dancer Getting Poled: Julia Ann, a popular blond MILF and experienced stripper, was up first working a metal pole in a living room in front of Jesse Jones. She wore red and black bikini undies as she slowly gyrated and the camera continuously panned her fleshy form, his eyes fixated on her as she posed and otherwise worked it for him. Julia than sprawled out on his lap and helped undress him, slobbing his turgid knob while providing some hand to gland friction. Some of the hummer was shot in POV but not much, the guy resisting a chance to gobble her gash in favor of porking her pussy as she became increasingly active. He did lick her one time and she gave more head, but there did not appear to be any chemistry between them and her bald beaver barely seemed to feel him inside of her before she ended it with a double handed meat beater blowjob that drained his dragon of genetic juice to her face. The company website described the scene like this: “Years of experience on the feature dancer circuit have helped Julia Ann become as famous in clubs as she is in porn studios. What sets her apart from all the other strippers? Check out that two fisted blowjob technique!”
Scene Two: Nikita Von James Breaks Club Rules: Nikita Von James, a lean and busty tanned blond with a sweetly curved rump, was up next working the home stripper pole in the living room without any buildup. She wore bright pink lingerie as she teased John Strong, giving him something of a lap dance before teasing his nipples with her tongue and his growing bulge in his pants. Once she unfastened his belt and zipper, she blew him with an emphasis on his head as she grabbed his shaft, her titties deployed to pleasure him before he licked her silly with her legs up in the air. He did most of the vaginal penetration work here, her implants bouncing and gal showing more potential whenever she was on top. Her ass looked great too so even though it was vaginal only, the action was quite strokable. It ended when he couldn’t hold off any more, busting a nut of spunk to her mouth as the baby batter flew from his cock. The company website described the scene like this: “At the club they tell you not to touch the girls, but what if the girl is Nikita Von James and she keeps begging you to slide your dick inside her? It happens all the time and this video proves it!”
Scene Three: Rested And Ready: Courtney Taylor, a pale blond with giant implants and an otherwise fetching body, was up next in a different living room where a metal stripper pole was situated, her thong riding up her ass crack as Mark Wood relaxed nearby watching her act. The camera work was too tight here as well, zooming in rather than getting her moves inside the context of the act, Courtney never really being allowed to show she knew how to dance or strip to any real degree. As the tease ended, she climbed into his lap to rub around, massaging his cock through his pants before blowing him, the gal actively riding him with her shaven snatch rather than allow him a chance to eat her out first. I liked her dirty talk and enthusiasm though, the oral and vaginal continuing with her skimpy attire on until he released his splooge into her mouth. The company website described the scene like this: “Anyone who has dated a stripper knows their legs get tired from dancing all night. That's why smart men like Mark wait until a weekend afternoon to fuck Courtney Taylor when she's at her freshest!”
Scene Four: Pro Stripper Practice: Romi Rain, a curvy brunette with great legs and a pleasing ass, was up next in a similar setting, at least this living room having a platform for the pole as she gyrated and pranced about in her sheer black outfit so seductively for Logan Pierce. While built for speed over comfort more than I generally prefer, Romi has a certain quality about her that moves past such labels, her brilliant tattoo on her back looking as alluring as ever. The tease and scene included a lot of eye contact by the gal too, her flexible body soon giving Logan a lap dance where her sweet ass rubbed on his clothed cock really well. She devoured his pecker orally from there, climbing onto his lap to actively ride vaginally as she moaned like his modest cock were of any consequence compared to some of the far larger ones she’s ridden of late. The performance still showcased her talents well enough though, even if the couple had no discernable chemistry to speak of, her bald beaver milking him of spunk that glazed her face before she provided some post coital head. The company website described the scene like this: “Some amateurs play at the idea of being a stripper. Real pros like Romi Rain take a much more passionate approach, that;s why she has a pole set up for practice in her apartment!”
Scene Five: Stripper Fashion: Jessa Rhodes, the skinny blond featured all by herself on the front cover, was up last outside of a house on a sunny day as she swayed her hips back and forth by one of the house’s supporting columns, no pretense of a metal pole to work given this time despite the already weak connection to the theme. She wore pink and white panties and bra as she looked at the camera a lot, Mick Blue enjoying the view from a wooden chair as she eventually came closer to him and the music stopped. She jumped into his lap and gyrated while ignoring him in favor of the camera, a quick edit resulting in the two picking up where they left off in a far darker living room setting. She quickly blew him and he reciprocated for an even shorter period of time, the two vaginally boning in a handful of positions though this seemed to be the shortest scene of the movie and she was very passive during her riding. Mick unleashed his ball batter onto her tongue and chest but it seemed like a light load overall, Jessa starring at the camera until the credits rolled. The company website described the scene like this: “Stripper fashion has to look great in a dimly lit club room or a bright daylight bachelor party in the backyard. Jessa Rhodes matches her lipstick and lingerie beautifully but most perverts hardly even notice!”
Summary: I’m In Love With A Stripper by director Mike Quasar for Zero Tolerance was advertised as an all sex fuck flick focusing on strippers, the generic scenarios worthy of a rating of a Rent It to me. The scenarios were minimal and thanks to a cast of attractive leading ladies such as Julia Ann, Romi Rain, Jessa Rhodes, Nikita Von James, and Courtney Taylor, a lot of you will probably rate it even higher as a stroke flick. In short, I’m In Love With A Stripper had a modest amount of replay value, strokability, and truth in advertising to make it worth checking out to appreciate a solid cast having a good time for a viewing or two.
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