Bad Lesbian! You don’t get your desert until you eat your dinner. There’s all sorts of jokes you could make about Girlfriends Films’ latest girl on girl release, but we’ll save the groaning for the ladies in front of the camera rather than the readers of this here website. Instead, let’s talk about what actually happens on this disc. Here’s a hint… girls have sex with each other. And that’s pretty much it. Does this disc differentiate itself from other Girlsfriends Films releases? Maybe a bit, there’s a slight domination theme going on in a few spots but for the most part this is a continuation of what the studio has been doing so well for the last however many years it is that they’ve been cranking out smut, and that’s to deliver ‘the most realistic sex in lesbian adult video.’
Scene One – Cassandra Nix And Dillion Harper: Cassandra comes home and Dillion is asleep on the couch. She heads into the bathroom and cleans herself up, blood is running from her lip, there’s a gash over her eye. Dillion wakes up and realizes Cassandra has gotten into trouble. It has to do with stealing! They have a pretty minor argument and Dillion cleans Cassandra up. They talk some more and that leads to some pretty passionate smooching as Cassandra straddles Dillion and gets her tits out for some nipple sucking. From there Dillion goes down on Cassandra, taking her time, both ladies seemingly enjoying themselves quite a bit here. Cassandra gets Dillion on all fours and eats her from behind and then they move into a sixty-nine for a few minutes. They tongue kiss and then scissor fuck until they’ve both been taken care of and the scene comes to a finish.
Scene Two – Ash Hollywood And Kiera Winters: Kiera is reading while Ash is outside having a dirty phone call with someone who wants to jerk off on her face. Kiera comes outside and they talk about studying and student debt and all that fun stuff. You know where this is going, right? Ash talks Kiera into ‘acting’ with her. Before you know it they’re making dirty phone calls for money together… in the shower for some reason. From there, they’ve obviously gotten pretty turned on by their acting, they head into the bedroom where Ash dominates Kiera a bit, talking about how cute and little and innocent she is as she straddles her and kisses her. They get naked and Ash goes down on her, after which Ash gets on all fours and Kiera eats her from behind. Ash fingers Kiera and then they move into a sixty-nine, and then Ash fingers her some more. They kiss each other some more and finish the scene laying naked in bed, smiles on their faces.
Scene Three – Bailey Blue And Casey Calvert: Bailey Blue is complaining to Casey that she’s too much of a good girl, trying to convince her to come out with her for the night and party. They bicker about it and argue some more and then move to the couch where Bailey admits she’s disappointed Casey won’t come out and hook up with some guy. They bust out a vibrator and kiss a bit and then the clothes start to come off. The leather couch that they’re on is ridiculously loud and so it sounds like there’s all sorts of craziness going on in the background, but no, it’s just a loud couch. Bailey eats Casey’s pussy and then they trade places, each lady taking her time and going down nice and slow like. They move into a sixty-nine and then Bailey lies back with her legs spread for Casey to go down on her a bit more. They kiss a lot and coo at one another and the scene comes to a close.
Scene Four – Allie Haze And Natalie Heart: Allie is sitting on a park bench alone at night drinking when Natalie walks by. She calls her over and they talk, Natalie’s dad is a deadbeat who always goes out drinking and who comes home and blames her for everything AND he beats her! He’s an asshole. They talk some more than go back to Allie’s place and head into the bedroom where they make out, lots of tongue kissing and petting here. Allie gets Natalie’s clothes off and plays with her pussy a bit before going down on her and then after that they scissor fuck for a little while. Natalie goes down on Allie and both girls really get into the swing of things here, and after that Natalie sits on Allie’s face and wiggles until she gets off. They scissor fuck one last time until they both climax and the scene and the feature both come to a finish.
Bad Lesbian is a shot on digital video production which looks pretty clean presented here in a very strong and stable 1.78.1 anamorphic widescreen transfer. There is some mild shimmer in a couple of spots but no noticeable mpeg compression evident anywhere. Skin tones look nice and natural, the compositions are dead on (the camera work is very good here), and overall the movie looks great showing very nice detail and color.
The Dolby Digital 2.0 Surround track is quite sufficient. The dialogue, of which there is generally only a little bit during the sex scenes during the foreplay – there’s too much kissing for there to be talk! -comes through cleanly and clearly as do all of the moans and groans. The background music is fine, levels are nicely balanced, everything sounds clean and clear and all in all the disc sounds very good.
Extras are slim, but there are a few bits and pieces here, the first of which is Our Girlfriends, really nothing more than a minute long credits listing for the feature. Outside of that? Promos, Trailers and Website Info ‘extras’ are pretty much self explanatory (hint – they’re ads).
Bad Lesbian doesn’t reinvent the Girlsfriends Films wheel but it’s well shot and plenty steamy. The girls are all nice and natural and all quite attractive and just as importantly they get into what they do here, and sincerity counts for a lot. The disc looks and sounds good (even if the scene with the leather couch is mic’d wrong) but, as is typical with Girlfriends Films releases, the extras are nothing to write home about. But hey, the feature is hot. If you dig girl on girl action, consider it recommended.