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Phat Ass White Girls 7

Studio: Jules Jordan Video » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 2/12/14

XCritic's Advice: Recommended


Phat Ass White Girls (P.A.W.G.) 7

Jules Jordan Video/Morally Corrupt

Genre: Gonzo, Web-to-DVD

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Director: Mike Adriano


Cast: Kendra Lust, Chris Strokes, Christy Mack, Mike Adriano, Julie Cash, Casey Cumz

Length: 214:45 minutes

Date of Production: 1/14/2014


Extras: The only extras were a photogallery and pop shot compilation from the scenes, a company website link included though it again did not work for me when I tried it in my web browser (reverting to the usual JJV website where no mention is made of the company).

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Phat Ass White Girls 7 was presented in anamorphic widescreen as shot by director Mike Adriano for Morally Corrupt to be distributed by Jules Jordan Video. Having only reviewed two volumes of the series, my general observation is that the shows seem a bit rough around the edges compared to Mike’s works elsewhere but still provide a good amount of his usual fun factor frolicking my peers and I appreciate. The lighting and editing were decent here and while it seemed somewhat like a scaled down version of one of Mike’s double disc endeavors, I liked it nonetheless. The fleshtones, compression rates, and other visual elements worked well enough to merit a nod, each of the ladies worth her weight in gold given the action too, though Mike’s cameraman went uncredited. The aural qualities of the show were definitely prone to comparison against other web to DVD productions, the vocals typically heard well enough though there were some portions where the ladies whispered comments instead of stating them loudly and proudly.


Body of Review: Mike Adriano is a director of hardcore ass flicks for Morally Corrupt, Jules Jordan Video distributing their titles. His latest work coming in for review is called Phat Ass White Girls 7, four fucking foxes taking the hot beef injection like seasoned professionals with a lot of oral tricks to boot. This time, the ladies included Christy Mack, Julie Cash, Casey Cumz, and Kendra Lust; one glance at the front cover proving each of them delivered the titular goods in regards to being white and having juicy asses to be played with. As mentioned previously, the PAWG series started out as a Bang Bros website, that company bought by another company so I’ll be waiting for the details of how the Morally Corrupt company fits into the scheme of things. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:


Scene One: Kendra Lust, the milk loving MILF seen on the upper right hand corner with the generous ass, was up first with Chris Strokes. Kendra wore colorful stretch pants and loved the wedgie look they gave her, the gal borrowing heavily from the John Stagliano camp as she ever so slowly peeled her pants back to reveal a white g-string nestled deep inside her ass crack. The tease was extensive and included oiling her up, the shiny look of her ass making her even more strokable if such a feat could be imagined, a lot of rubbing and caressing leading to oral and a side trip to the shower to pour milk on her ass as shown on the cover. They tore her pants and fingered her after the oral, the white couch allowing her to bend over as she enjoyed his probing tongue. This led to a POV blowjob, Kendra slobbing the turgid knob and giving the pecker a titty fuck while providing substantial eye contact, some oiling up of her sweet ass leading to booty tease and some active vaginal penetration. Chris eventually tossed off a round of genetic juice all over her shiny ass mounds, the baby batter glistening as her reward until the camera faded out.


Scene Two: Christy Mack, the heavily tattooed brunette with the shaven head seen on the lower right corner of the front cover, was then up with Mike Adriano. Christy was one of the hottest pieces of ass last year around award time and for good reason, her shock value alone excited many while the tattoo crowd certainly adored her as much as anyone else. I just liked her for her active performances and love of heated sex, Christy looking exotic in her pink crop top and skimpy blue booty shorts, her g-string riding so far up her ass that I could imagine many of her fans wishing to be right there with it. The tease this time was really solid too, her whole body featured though her ass was provided a great deal of additional time too. Mike savored her orally and prodded her precious pucker more than her gloriously pink pussy, the gal sporting some pubic hair as she masturbated for him though not a whole lot of it to be sure. She actively sucked him off and rode his turgid pecker in all sorts of positions, her pussy tight enough to drain his dragon of population pudding as he doused her ass in doggy with the ball batter before she sucked him clean.


Scene Three: Julie Cash, the thick blond bombshell with the tremendous ass seen on the lower left corner of the front cover, was then up with Chris Strokes after some substantial teasing took place. Julie was by far the thickest gal of the movie and if you don’t like heavy ladies, you might still want to stick around and watch her in action, the gal riding her bike into the house in her shiny pink booty shorts and other cover attire while the guys admired her in the expansive living room. Julie certainly had an ample sample of an ass, her sexual self assuredness making her seem even more of a world class piece of ass, her Texas sized titties impressing the cameraman and Chris just as much as her ass. They oiled her up and she gave oral at least as well as received it, the young lady no stranger to slobbing a knob or jerking a guy off. She was playful and ride well in most positions, sitting on his face at times to remind him of who was boss. He did play with her ass a bit but her tight snatch milked him dry of spunk, her bald beaver spared his seed as he directed it all over her ass cheek.


Scene Four: Casey Cumz, the leaner brunette seen on the upper left corner of the cover was next with Chris Strokes, most of the time I recall her being a blond with a bigger ass than her cover shot. Her eclectic outfit did not detract from her appealing face and body though, the gal sporting a much larger ass then you might believe if you relied too heavily on the mediocre cover shot. She liked teasing and despite some blemishes on her perky ass, it was tempting in all sorts of ways as she pulled her cheeks apart to reveal a perfect pucker that has definitely seen some action. She also had the most pubic hair of the cast, her all natural body possessing some intricate tattoos and a generous ass when she bent over, the itty bitty titty club member all smiles when talking about how her curves were not quite evenly spread out. Once her ass was oiled up, she teased some more and masturbated anally with a large glass toy. She continued to do the toy with Chris’ help as she blew him, sucking on his head while stroking his shaft for the most part. More toys stretched her ass before he exchanged them for his cock, the gal slightly rocking as he drilled her as her oiled up ass looked divine in action. It was not the most active ride of the day by any means but it emphasized anal, something some people expect in such an ass centric fuck flick by the way. There was a lot of ATM and taste testing here too, her eye contact decent enough to earn a nod and her pretty eyes reminding me of how much she always seems to like servicing guys balls and taint, the full service oral pushing him over the edge to bust a nut of splooge all over her ass, a major wave of semen at that.

Summary: Phat Ass White Girls 7 by director Mike Adriano for Morally Corrupt to be distributed by Jules Jordan Video was good enough to merit a solid rating of Recommended or better for anyone appreciative of attractive ladies with shapely asses. With starlets like Julie Cash, Christy Mack, Kendra Lust, and even Casey Cumz on hand to provide “big, bouncy, round booty”, you really can’t go wrong as an ass aficionado. In short, Phat Ass White Girls 7 provided some decent levels of fuck for the buck, strokability, and replay value that earned it a place beside Mike’s other works under the JJV umbrella, even if anal exploration was not the primary role most of the time; perhaps some of the ladies upgrading soon enough to score roles in Mike’s “other” movies so check it out.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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