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Amazing Asses 13

Studio: Immoral Productions » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 2/16/14

XCritic's Advice: Recommended


Amazing Asses 13

Immoral Productions

Genre: Gonzo, Web-to-DVD

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Director: Porno Dan


Cast: Sophie Dee, Porno Dan, Richelle Ryan, Travis, Sheila Marie, Prince Yahshua, Natalie Moore

Length: 97:10 minutes

Dates of Production: 6/2/2013, 7/5/2013, 7/9/2013, 8/1/2013

Extras: The only extra was a photogallery.

Condoms: Yes

Audio/Video Quality: Amazing Asses 13 was presented in widescreen color as shot initially for the web by director Porno Dan for Immoral Productions. For those living under a rock of late, Porno Dan has one of the most popular live sex shows around, some of the best scenes then released on DVD. Dan participates in many of the scenes, the lucky bastard, and this gives him lots of access to grade A cooch, his largely uncredited crew capturing him under strong lights from various angles, the emphasis always on the ladies. The bitrate was decent and the resolution strong enough to see lots of little details, the aural components of the productions largely devoted to making the vocals easy to understand (something some of his peers could learn to do better). Of interest is how Dan often treats the broadcast like a live game show of sorts, the ladies appreciating the laid back atmosphere to give better performances.


Body of Review: Porno Dan has been around the porn industry for a very long time now, his unique style of presentation and affable manner generating a lot of positive press for Immoral Productions, his web shows going condom only before any of the other major players took the threat of STDs seriously. His latest selection of scenes from his web show is called Amazing Asses 13, the series well known for providing some of the thickest, ripest rumps in all of porn. In this volume of the series, the ladies included the amazing Sophie Dee, Sheila Marie, cover gal Richelle Ryan, and Natalie Moore; each of the curvy gals measuring an ass around the 45” mark. If you like ginormous asses, I have yet to see a volume of the series that will let you down, no wonder Dan gets so many nominations around award time. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that condoms were used for those still interested:


Scene One: Sophie Dee, a thick brunette these days with an incredible ass, was up first with Porno Dan in a scene shot last year, the gal ditching her skimpy attire before getting her ass measured. Travis guessed pretty closely regarding the size on this comeback scene shot on the new set, Sophie straddling Dan’s face to engage him in a 69. He gobbled her gash and she slobbed his knob, both of them having a lot of fun as she throated him and stroked his turgid pecker with some hand to gland friction. Sophie was as playful as ever and while I would have liked to see more of him licking her nether regions from another camera angle, the scene did cut away to show her shaking her money maker as he tongued her, leading into the active vaginal riding that took place. Her boobs shook and her ass cheeks rippled delightfully well depending on the specific position, Dan’s policy of using condoms not bothering me in the slightest. She then used a wand vibrator to increase her pleasure, Dan depositing a healthy dose of genetic juice on her ass as a reward for a job well done. While she did not taste the ball batter or massage it into her skin, she was a great opening act for the movie.


Scene Two: Richelle Ryan, the wonderfully curvy lady featured on the front cover, was up next as she followed the general formula with a departure to blow Travis. She showed off her well tanned body with a lot of emphasis on her sweet, firm ass, the gal positioning above his face so he could savor her juices before she tormented him orally and with a great handjob to try and elicit a wad of baby batter. The scene cut away before showing if she drained his dragon or not, the gal measured before Porno Dan took over. He jumped up on the bed in his black shorts and red shirt, Richelle mounting his face so he could lick her until she repositioned into a 69 where both gave some head. This cut away to Dan tearing her pussy up in various penetrative positions, her bald beaver looking good as she actively rode him to an orgasm. He tossed off a round of population pudding to her chest and she let him finger her while she rubbed a wand vibrator against her clitoris, Dan going back down on her while using more toys.


Scene Three: Sheila Marie, a fetching brunette with a perfectly fleshy ass, was up next on a blue love seat in the colorful room, the gal shocked that anyone would want to talk when she was standing there naked with her yummy 44” inch ass bent over. Instead of Dan this time, Prince Yahshua came in to do her right, Sheila’s eyes lighting up as she began to suck his cock. She pushed her limits to take as much of him into her mouth as possible, choking a little but appreciating his genetic gifts, the couple vaginally banging from there. It was an active ride and she seemed to get off a few times, her tits swaying and ass cheeks rippling as she pushed back to meet his thrusts. Prince dove into her dripping wet pussy balls deep and she adored it, the man sweating up a storm as they continued the condom clad riding. She impaled herself on his rod and shook her ass some more, her bald beaver tight enough to milk his nuts of spunk, the gal swallowing most of it from what I could tell.


Scene Four: Natalie Moore, an all natural cutie from Maryland that likes to fuck, was up last with Porno Dan, her juicy rump measuring out to be 43” “of goodness” on the Sunday morning this was shot. The black walls offered some contrast to the tan couch, Natalie climbing onto Dan’s face so he could devour her juicy slit and finger it a little. She was pale with a bald pussy, Dan drilling her in a way that set her off sexually though she still upgraded to include a wand vibrator as they vaginally banged. I was surprised that so much of the scene involved the two of them fucking in missionary, though I liked the way her tits shook myself, but it seemed to work for them until the very end when they switched to a doggy that sucked out his splooge, the gal turning around and Dan tossing off to her face for an eye pop.

Summary: Amazing Asses 13 by director Porno Dan for Immoral Productions did have minimal extras to speak of and could have added another scene to provide stronger levels of fuck for the buck but the ladies were all having a good time in energetic romps with Dan and friends. Sophie Dee and Richelle Ryan were my favorites but Sheila Marie and Natalie Moore provided some active riding and oral skills too, earning this volume of the series a healthy Recommended. In short, Amazing Asses 13 was a winner thanks in large part to the enthusiasm of the ladies and the energetic trysts they provided, none of the scenes lacking in strokability or replay value for me so check it out.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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