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Big & Real 7

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Bobby B. » Review Date: 2/27/14

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

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Category: Big Boobs/Gonzo/Natural




Cast: Katarina Dubrova/Veronika F./Bella Karina/Rye/Maggie B./David Perry/Sabby/David B.

Director: David Perry


Extras: Trailers/Photo Galleries/BTS/Web

Release Date: 1/21/2014

Runtime: 138 Mins


Click on the play button above to watch the trailer for David Perry's 'Big & Real 7'!



Scene 1:-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Katarina Dubrova/David B.

The premiere scene in David Perry's 7th installment of the Big & Real series begins as we see monster-titted babe, Katarina Dubrova. The scene begins with Katarina's juggs already on display for all to see, as she is preparing herself for David B, who calls for her in the next room over. The introductory segment presents itself as a short tease, ultimately leading up to the action taking place when Katarina goes out to the living room to give her man some titty love. A long cunnilingus/tit worship session ensues to begin the scene, before Katarina gives David a tit-inspired blowjob to get him ready for the next plan of action. This all goes on for quite some time in the opening stages, involving some tit-fucking, dick-sucking and the like, before Katarina jumps on David's bologna pony for a cowgirl ride to initiate the sex. The scene progresses fairly, with some moments of slight 'betterness' scattered through other parts where you're likely to skip through, before Katarina finishes him off with a blowjob that leads up to an in-mouth nut-busting to cap off the scene. This one was fair at best, having a lot of slower moments, but certainly showcasing a large pair of natural breasts, so there's that, I guess.


Scene 2:---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Veronika F./David Perry

No Sex

The second scene opens up with our director David Perry ogling over Veronika F.'s monstrous natural breasts, before she gives us a pre-sex tit show to keep us focused on the task at hand. Much of this introductory segment consists of a masturbatory tease from Veronika, and most of it seems to drag down the scene at a pretty epic pace considering how long it is. Finally David steps into the picture after what seems like an eternity, as Veronika welcomes him with a preparatory bj before the tit-fucks ensue. Things continue onward, staying true to the premise as much of it involves the large breasts of Veronika manhandling David's meatsword throughout. Things take forever to develop in this scene, and there is no penetration of any sort. The scene caps off after David squirts his meat-sauce over Veronika's tits, as she laps up some of the excess before the screen fades to black. A pretty lackluster scene here to be quite honest, it was very slow moving and had little to mention in terms of anything more than you would have already imagined it being. Blah.


Scene 3:--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Bella Karina/David Perry

Bella Karina begins the third scene in the film, showcasing a lesser size of breast in comparison to the previous scenes, but still having a "chestier" than norm appearance. The tease is pretty drab, as David gives her pointers from behind the camera before he steps in to take matters into his own hands, so to speak. Bella welcomes David with some bj action, before the sex eventually gets started with a spoon style fuck given to the breasty Bella. Action is definitely hotter in this scene than the previous two, but there are so many slow moments as it goes on that I found myself wishing it would just put me out of my misery. After what seems like an eternity of relatively uneventful sex, the scene ends with David squirting his sauce over Bella's breasts after a titfuck that was probably the best part of this dismal segment. Not great. This scene seemed like it was going to take off at some point but really never gives you the payoff that you'd hope for. Over it.


Scene 4:-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------


No Sex

The next scene begins with the simply named 'Rye' encapsulating our view as she gives us another tit-inspired tease that moves slower than molasses in terms of hotness. The camera view gives us a decent look at Rye's attributes throughout this intro segment before our director's cohort Sabby steps into view. Sabby cops a couple of feels upon his appearance into the film and Rye welcomes him with one of the more significant blowjob & titfuck's presented thus far. Action continues like the second scene, with zero penetration in what is actually a pretty decent tit-focused encounter between Sabby and Rye. Rye finishes him off in the closing moments by jostling her meat puppets around his dong to create a jizzload. A decent scene here, but nothing to write home about.


Scene 5:-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Maggie B./David Perry

The final scene in David Perry's Big & Real 7 begins as we see plus-sized cutie Maggie B giving us a tit-tease to open it up. The intro moves forward with some masturbation and lots of titplay, none of which is really that great in terms of action. David Perry soon steps in to liven up the action, with Maggie starting him off with a sub-par bj that evolves into a cowgirl fuck to initate the sex. The action begins decently, again taking a bit of dive at sporadic points throughout when it comes to a halt for what seems to be pointless reasons. Positioning runs through the standrad rigor, with David attempting to liven Maggie up through much of it, but it just doesn't work. The scene caps off after Maggie allows him to ravage her tits with his penis before firing off his juices directly onto her meat balloons. Another lackluster scene here in an already regrettable collection. Not into it.



I suppose there is a slight possibility that this film could bode well for some fans of the genre, but the action was so terribly slow moving, and lacked in so many spots, that there really wasn't anything in it that served as a memorable moment for me. The movie throws a BBW flavor into the mix, which again isn't a terrible thing, but it I think it takes away from what the film presents itself as and in turn could be disappointing to the viewer. Extras include a couple of nice photo galleries, some trailers of David's recent works, and most notably a behind the scenes segment that gives a few laughs, but only lasts 7 minutes. I'd be hard pressed to tell anyone that there is a valid reason for them to check this movie out, the content just lagged in so many places, and it just didn't have what it takes to be a solid release in any genre if you ask me. I understand that this movie is supposed to focus on huge natural tits, but there was literally nothing else in it that gave it any sort of value. It was just a stagnant release and if I were you I'd skip it altogether. Skip It.



i apologize for any grammatical errors, i was beating off when i wrote this.

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