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Hotel No Tell

Studio: Wicked Pictures » Review by Sean DPS » Review Date: 3/15/14

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

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Hotel No Tell
Wicked Pictures
Directed by Jonathan Morgan
Date of Production:
Running Time: 2:26:50
Bonnie Rotten
Kaylani Lei
Kendra Lust
Madison Ivy
Rilynn Rae
Erik Everhard
Evan Stone
James Deen
Mick Blue
Prince Yahshua
Kyle Stone (non-sex)
Special Features:
3 Bonus Sex Scenes: Kaylani/Brendon from The Rebound, Rilynn/Anthony from By Appt. Only, Bonnie/Steven from Sexpionage: The Drake Chronicles
Photo Gallery
Trailers: 2 plus 6 in special features
Technical Stats:
Audio: Dolby Digital 5.1 at 384 kb
Video: Mpeg-2 at around 5-7 Mbps
Get ready to check into the Warchester Hotel, where laughs and jaw-dropping sex give the hotel a 4-star rating! "Back of the house", "Rack rates" and "Hospitality" take on entirely new meanings as we follow a hapless bellboy trying to satisfy his guests' perverted sexual appetites, including a dominatrix and a slave who need ice, in-room massage service and a couple renting a room to shoot a porno. Here's your wake up call...make a reservation at the Hotel No Tell today!!
Madison and Mick
It seems that Mick has been a naughty boy and dominatrix Madison is ready to punish him, but she needs some ice. So we have you latex and fetish people covered in the first scene. She starts off his punishment with some great teasing of his cock, before setting it free and jerking him off as the dirty talk heats up the room and melts that ice. She lays back and spreads her legs wide, as she lets him lick and suck her pussy, getting her motor running. Have to say that starting off with this sexy lady, who graces the cover, has my attention, and I am sure you are at attention as well.  She don't need no hands to slide on that condom, as her mouth seems to do just fine, and she climbs on and starts off with some cowgirl, as we get to enjoy that tan booty and boobs, let's be honest, she looks good from all angles. She bends over with her ass out and waits for him to slide back into her pussy, and gives her some ball slapping doggy. There is no denying that this lady has some great energy in her scenes, to go along with that sexy body of hers, and as an added bonus that is also true for most of the other ladies in this cast, like Kendra and Bonnie. She gives his cock and balls some more love with her mouth, where she really seems to keep it up a notch, and then she's back on top for some reverse cowgirl, as he strums her pussy. His custard launcher leaves her with a nice pasting on her mouth and tits.
Bonnie and Erik (SPOTLIGHT SCENE)
These two are ready and willing to go already in the lobby, and let's just say that Bonnie is doing a great job of keeping his attention. It's going to be a short stay, and not too much luggage for their visit. It's finally down to business as they get to the room, so no time for small talk. She invites him closer and says it's time for momma to get to work, and boy does momma get to work on his cock, getting it nice and wet with some spit. And she uses both hands and her mouth to really make his cock is covered, before she slides in between her tits. He returns the favor and it seems she might cum before he even slides inside her, as she can barely contain herself, I am guessing we won't be seeing the waterworks in this one. He grabs onto her leg and fucks her, and hopefully the walls are thick in this hotel, cause she's getting loud as he fucks her. Well I was wrong about the waterworks. We had a great start with Madison, but now it's no surprise that Bonnie is putting in her best as well, and possibly making her way to spotlight scene for this movie. And it looks like he may have bought the extra special plan, as she lets him slide inside her ass, while she rides him. And from that point on, I think it's pretty much going to be all anal for the rest of the scene, as they continue with some doggy, as she bounces her booty on his cock. It seems that her ring sucker is going to spend some time in her ass as well, as he is back to fucking her pussy, and the water show continues. The fuck fest continues, as he spends time in both her ass and pussy, and she continues to spray her love all over the room, I hope the cleaning crew has rain gear. And we end with a cumshot/squirt fest finale.
Kaylani and James
It's time for James to get his happy ending, and with that cue Kaylani. She heads up to his room, and finds a ready and waiting James. It seems that his crotch area needs some special attention, but she is going to oil up her hands and cover the rest of his body first. She climbs on the table and mounts him, as she grinds her hips on his crotch, and then lets her mouth work over his balls and cock, getting him ready to release some of that tension. She may not have the speed that the others girl did, but she is showing off her oral skills just as well. She lays back and plays with her pussy, as she continues to jerk him off, and then shoves it in his face, as he works his tongue in her pussy. After she applies some protection, she hops on for some reverse cowgirl, with a little hand love as well. As an added bonus to make sure he gets a happy ending, she lets him inside her ass, which really seems to get her going as she opens up. They follow up with some more anal from behind and then he gives her his happy ending in her mouth.
Kendra and Evan
Well as soon as Kendra is shown wearing that knockout dress, she's got my full attention. Kendra brings the sexy and Evan brings the funny, two things that go without saying, but I did anyways. As soon as the bell boy leaves, Kendra is giving Evan a nice tease and show, having some fun with the numerous toys they brought along. She turns up the heat with some great dirty talk, as he is getting hands on with her tits, and then face deep in her ass. I think someone needs to put Kendra in one of those big toy movies. After the toys, she wants something a little meatier and real, as she works over his cock and then bends him over, and gives his ass a few licks, as she continues to stroke his man meat, kinky couple. You may find your eyes drawn to that amazing ass of hers while she is sucking and jerking him off, it's ok, something like that deserves your attention. He teases her ass with his cock before sliding inside her pussy. She climbs on and works that booty on his cock, as he gets some hand fulls of ass, and yes folks that means plenty of full screen shots of booty. I would say that if it wasn't for Bonnie's scene, this would most likely be my spotlight scene for the movie, if only they were in a scene together, although that might be too much for us to handle. After they make a mess of the bed, he pulls out and caps her mountains with cum, and she rubs into her skin.
Rilynn and Prince
And what would a seedy hotel be without some porno being filmed in it, and we are getting some hot action with Rilynn and Prince. She gives the bell boy a nice tease before Prince comes in and takes over, getting her naked, and then bending her over on the bed, oiling up her ass as he admires it. He moves in and works his tongue on her pussy and ass, as the booty worship continues, followed by some nice cock worshipping from Rilynn. She lays back on the bed, and he teases her pussy some more before sliding his man meat inside her. He gives her foot some love and then picks up the pace, making her grasp the sheets a little tighter. It's no surprise that he is working up a sweat already, as he always brings a little extra energy to a scene, and let's just say that watching Rilynn ride him, she's bringing it as well. These two are both going to be covered in sweat by the time they are done. Prince pulls off his famous wrestling move and get her pussy in his face, as she works over his cock, before it's onto some very energetic spoon on the bed, and you can add doggy to that phrase as well. His custard launcher gives her some love on her face, making her smile, as she gives it a few last licks.
 Overall Thoughts:
Jonathan Morgan has quickly become a favorite director from a few of the Xcritic crew, getting some nice reviews for his work, and this one is no different. His great mix of comedy and sex, bring us another title worthy of a HIGHLY RECOMMENDED from me. It's a great cast of ladies, and with some great pairings with some lucky guys, that equals some great sex as well. Bonnie once again shines, grabbing the spotlight scene for this one, but like I said, there were a few others that were close as well, Kendra and Rilynn, but you can add my fanboy love for Madison as well. Some kudos as well to Kyle Stone for his non-sex role as well, playing the classic bell boy role. And if you need a little more evidence why this is a solid movie, you can 4 AVN nominations as exhibit B. And another thing I love about the Wicked DVDs, they go the extra mile in a few areas, with over an hour of special features, and the fact they give us 5.1 Dolby Digital, few studios give us that, it's a little thing, but for you technical junkies out there, you will appreciate it. If you aren't familiar with Mr. Morgan and his work, this is a nice way to get into it. He's proven his got the comedy down, and he's also proving he's a force when it comes to the all sex gonzo, so don't be late to this party.

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