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Studio: Mile High Distribution » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 3/7/14

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Erotica X/Mile High Distribution

Genre: Gonzo

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Director: Mason


Cast: Veruca James, Ariana Marie, AJ Applegate, Veronica Avluv, Hunter, Johnny Big, Chad Alva, Ramon Nomar, Ike Diesel, Eric John, Bill Bailey, Rob Banks, Tony Martinez, D-Snoop, Jason Brown, Jesse Jones, Jason Katana, Filthy Rich, Scotty Lyons

Length: 117:42 minutes

Dates of Production: 8/11/2013, 9/30/2013, 10/4/2013, 1/10/2014

Extras: The best extra was a 7:40 minute long Behind the Scenes interviews. There was a slip cover, a pop shot recap, and a slideshow as the other extras.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Facialized was presented in a crisp, anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director Mason for her new line called “Hard X” as distributed by Mile High Distribution. Mason handled all the camera work as well as took charge of Art Direction and other decisions here, the editing by Lake Manor Post a bit too aggressive and abrupt for my tastes. The music by kloud nine and freak van workum was too repetitive but the vocals, as limited as they were, were decent and suited the visual aspects of the show, the lack of a continuous company watermark on the lower right hand corner of the screen definitely helped minimize distractions.

Body of Review: Mason is a popular female director who has a still new line called “Hard X” distributed by Mile High Distribution. One of the most anticipated titles in the lineup came in the other day, a title called Facialized, the emphasis on ladies getting gobs of guy goo and genetic juice glazing their mugs advertised all over the place. My interest was less in the ending than in the casting of hotties such as A.J. Applegate, Veruca James, Veronica Avluv, and Ariana Marie, blow bangs not exactly my thing if the ladies aren’t up to the job. Veruca and Ariana shared the distinction of being the two newcomers to blowbangs but all of them had proven oral skills long before this one came out.


The back cover described the movie like this: “AVN Best New Studio, Hard X, proudly presents the brand new series Facialized, directed by the award winning Mason. Watch the hottest pornstars covered in cum for your viewing enjoyment. Facialized features Ariana Marie in her 1st blowbang, Veruca James in her 1st 10 guy blowbang, the curvaceous AJ Applegate in a 1- guy blowbang, and MILF superstar, Veronica Avluv, also in a 10 guy blow bang. If you love facials then you will love the epic Facialized. Do not miss.” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:


Scene One: Veruca James, an attractive young brunette, was out by the pool in her white shorts and tied off striped shirt as she discussed blowbangs with Mason. After the brief interview, a quick edit had the gal being pawed by a mope squad comprised largely of four and fifth tier meat puppets, the guys whipping out their turgid peckers for Veruca to start slobbing knobs. She threw herself into the action and aggressively applied some hand to gland friction, throating many of them as she took turns on the multitude of cocks, her clothing being removed as the scene continued. The guys rambled on incoherently with some trying to skip ahead as others would try and instill a sense of order, her pretty eyes mentioned though she focused more on the cocks then the men as individuals. The sloppy saliva left streamers all over her face and a few of the guys gobbled her gash and ass when her shorts were dropped down, the gal moved to the couch for comfort. After that, the guys took turns stepping up to her and glazing her face in population pudding, the sheer amount of baby batter unleashed by the 10 men giving her more than she bargained for.


Scene Two: Ariana Marie, the newcomer redhead featured on the front cover, was up next as she continued the theme with an interview by the pool in her “gangsta rap” crop top shirt and ripped jean shorts, talking with Mason. This was also her first big blowbang, the gal having done a few men at a time in the past but not a bunch, her sexy boobs displayed under the perfect sky before she headed into the house. Once inside, she was met by the pack of ravaging zombie mopes, the guys spanking her and peeling off her shorts right away (courtesy of Scotty who also fingered her). She knelt down and they surrounded her as they trash talked while she jerked off and blew the six guys as fast as she was able. Scotty took some time to go down on her as she ate his peers but otherwise, the action was very similar to the last scene with the guys barking out orders and providing what amounted to a lame audio commentary track. Ariana looked pretty solid here but she was nowhere near as enthusiastic or energetic as Veruca had been, this newcomer avoiding any black dicks too. The inevitable conclusion showed Ariana doused in spunk too, the ball batter running down her face during the exit interview with Mason.


Scene Three: AJ Applegate, a beautiful blond bombshell with an amazingly yummy ass, was up next as she interviewed by the pool in a bikini top and jean shorts, the picture resolution so strong under the sunlight that her fine little body hairs could be seen. AJ made it clear that she wanted to feel “filthy and wrong” as she took on the ten guys, the gal contacting the director to do such a scene a week prior to the scene. She claimed to have done three guys at the same time before and stood out when she later let Ramon Nomar, Bill Bailey, and others drill her perfect little pussy as she orally attacked another, the mix of men in the crowd covering all types (white, black, asian, hispanic). While she showed some preference for the larger peckers of the bunch, she showered the others with oral affection too, throating most of them as they grow to as big as they were going to get thanks to her efforts with mouth and hands. Her nipples were erect and her shorts lasted a lot longer on her fine ass than if I were there at the time, a few of the men using her ass crack to masturbate with as they waited their turn in her mouth. She nuzzled nuts and let the streamers fly where they may, her passion for pecker never in doubt. Her wonderful eyes gave excellent eye contact and the guys got her off before tossing off copious amounts of splooge all over her face and upper torso, AJ using a wand vibrator on her pussy as she got off even more, the semen eaten more than the others had even considered (making her the clear winner to this point for a number of reasons).


Scene Four: Veronica Avluv, a popular brunette MILF with big boobs and a lean form, was up last as she interviewed in the house while wearing a sexy black outfit before taking on ten guys orally. Like AJ, she worked all colors of the male rainbow, bending over to blow them as if to tease the guys behind her with her ass though she was spending equal time jerking the guys off rapidly as she bounced from one to another. Her eye contact was good and her hand to gland skills top notch, Veronica spending less time per cock so she only took the head or top half in her mouth most of the time. The guys (mostly Snoop) were offering a running commentary of how she was doing to help push her a bit, her panties pulled off midway through to allow some of the guys to play with her (Scotty fingering again) as she took a moment to connect with each man, a quick edit moving to the ending point where they deposited spooge on her face in quantities I would estimate were more than the others, as she diddled herself.

Summary: Facialized by director Mason for Mile High Distribution under their “Hard X” label was a really nasty set of blowbangs by the otherwise attractive cast members, their ending facial glazings as thick as any beauty cream they could have applied so I rated the movie as a Rent It unless you are really into blowbangs which would elevate this one to a “must have” movie. There were modest attempts to diversify the action a slight bit but for the most part, the ladies experienced 10 or so guys shoving turgid peckers into their faces to be blown and then unleash their seed all over the face of the hotty, the gals enjoying the challenge if nothing else. In short then, Facialized was an okay little gonzo outing centering on a quartet of attractive ladies opening their mouths to be stuffed and their faces to be plastered, something best suited for fans of the action more than a general audience, Mason’s “Super Cute 1” (review forthcoming) much better for the masses.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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