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I Fuck Myself Better

Studio: Private » Review by Sex Reed » Review Date: 3/8/14

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Running time: 2 hours 40 minutes

Genre: Masturbation

Release date: 11/15/2012

Cast: Belladonna, Claudia Rossi, Sandra Iron, Julie Taylor, Vanessa May, Teanna, Susie Diamond, Silvia Saint, Lucy Lee, Sandra Russo, Claudia, Keana Moira, Diana Gold, Vanda, Anika Jacqueline, Stacy Silver, Michelle, Liliane Tiger, Kathy Campbel, Priva, Rebecca Linares

This uneven, but often hot, compilation features 24 masturbation scenes in 160 minutes. That works out to about 6 minutes and 40 seconds per scene.

Scene 1: Belladonna

Absent any context, this scene gets off to a particularly weird start. Two guys with literally bloody hands shake hands over Belladonna’s nude body. The lighting is dark, giving more effect to shadows. After they leave and you see blood on her body, she decides to rub the blood into her body as she masturbates. She brings herself to a powerful orgasm with her fingers (two or three at a time), and any uncomfortableness from the scene is mitigated by the fact that you’re still watching Belladonna masturbate.

Scene 2: Claudia Rossi

Eurobabe Claudia Rossi is naked outside in some ski area, wearing only a heavy winter jacket as she gets herself off with a glass dildo, while sitting on a snowmobile. After every few strokes, she takes her dildo out to taste her own juices. It’s a short scene that I wish would’ve played out to orgasm.

Scene 3: Sandra Iron

Short-haired, busty beauty Sandra Iron lets the camera revel in her naked body in an office restroom while a loud jazz soundtrack dominates the first few minutes. But when it fades out, the scene is really hot as she gets herself off with her fingers rubbing her pierced pussy, and makes plenty of noise in the process. The hotness is only accentuated by her boss watching on.

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Scene 4: Julia Taylor

Dressed as what appears to be Santa’s Naughtiest Helper, the oh-so-fuckable Julia Taylor teases a naked guy locked in a sauna. She’s poolside and slowly undresses to tease him. She taunts him by showing off her camel toe before simulating a blowjob with a glass dildo and then fucking herself with said dildo. She even anally masturbates. It must be torture for the trapped and helpless voyeur.

Scene 5: Vanessa May

Vanessa is doing a strip tease on cam for a guy sitting at his desk. She drives him wild first by her routine then by rubbing her pussy with her fingers. The music is a little distracting because it’s so loud, but even when it fades out, the scene loses its momentum by Vanessa taking hold of the camera as she pleasures herself with a thick, glass toy. Also, what in the hell is that she put on her eyelashes?

Scene 6: Teanna

Teanna is meant to play an Asian prostitute who pleasures herself as the images are projected through a pair of special glasses for a guy watching. She looks amazing in thigh-high boots and a leather corset. I would have preferred that the music not be almost as loud as her moans.

Scene 7: Susie Diamond

This is just a great scene. Susie is in front of a nice backdrop in a desert. She looks great in black pigtails. She is wearing black arm and knee pads and fingers herself to climax. There’s no music, so you can hear every sound she makes as she’s pleasuring herself.

Scene 8: Silvia Saint

Blonde beauty Silvia Saint is a joy to look at. Here she’s dressed in a pink bra and panties, and fingers herself. I liked how the scene was slowed down, drawing attention to every stroke on her pussy and accentuating when she brings her fingers to her lips. The music, though, is jarring and doesn’t fit with the sensuality of the scene, and it is way too short.

Scene 9: Lucy Lee

Lucy Lee is in the snowy outdoors, sitting on the back of a pickup truck as she teases us and herself with a glass dildo. She looks ravishing in red lingerie. The music overshadows the scene because it’s louder than she is. It’s unfortunate, but her sexiness (she’s a smokin’ hot brunette with a near perfect body) makes it enjoyable to watch her get herself off.

Scene 10: Sandra Russo

In the hall of her apartment building, gorgeous blonde Sandra Russo bumps into a neighbor, an older gentleman who looks like an English professor. She’s not surprised to see him peeking in on her through a keyhole and decides to give him a treat he won’t soon forget as she teases him and pleasures herself in a hot shower scene. It’s great to watch her get so dirty as she gets so clean.

Scene 11: Claudia

This scene screams “art school pretension” as it uses dramatic music and the color-scheme just seems off. It doesn’t quite work because they aren’t in sync with the performer, in this case a lovely blonde named Claudia. This scene reveals some of the inconsistency that goes from scene-to-scene.

Scene 12: Keana Moire

Czech blonde Keana is naked on an operating table with electrodes hooked to her body. There’s a fucking machine on the table that goes in and out of her while her thoughts and dreams are monitored. She’s also masturbating in what looks to be a bathtub full of milk. It’s unusual, but damn if it isn’t hot.

Scene 13: Diana Gold

This scene is much like Susie Diamond’s scene a little earlier. Diana Gold is in the same arm and knee pads. She’s on a mountain side alone when she feels the need to get herself off. It doesn’t take long for her to finger herself to a powerful climax. And then another one.

Scene 14: Vanda

Vanda is out in a flowerbed when she imagines pleasuring herself. She’s a beautiful, erotic brunette. The narration, though, sounds like she’s listening to an audio, self-help tape. The music complements the scene nicely, and it feels sensual watching Vanda cum. I particularly enjoyed that she had a bit of hair on her pussy. She looked positively luscious.

Scene 15: Noemi

Noemi is a cute blonde with a great body, but this is definitely not a solo scene. There’s a pair of a man’s hands that massage her tits and finger her pussy. His leering borders on creepy, even with the sexy Noemi’s willingness. I enjoyed watching her when she was masturbating but would have enjoyed the scene much more if Noemi was solo.

Scene 16: Diana Gold

It only takes a couple of scenes before Diana is back. This is a short scene where she’s in a bedroom with two twin beds pushed together. Diana looks sexy and horny in her lingerie. She fucks herself with a glass dildo and makes herself squirt. It’s a nice surprise to see her able to squirt.

Scene 17: Anika Jacqueline

Anika is outdoors on a boat when she starts to undress and feel herself. She’s lovely, though her big hair and the cameo of a guy with a mullet and pajama pants makes you wonder just how old this scene is. The music covers up any sounds, including a phone call. Cute girl with a great body, though.

Scene 18: Stacy Silver

This scene bounces around a bit. Stacy Silver, this gorgeous, sexy blonde, is seen sweeping up around an old train or reading an X-rated magazine before she starts fingering herself. The scene also feels degrading in its ending, which was unnecessary considering how we should all just want to admire her luscious body.

Scene 19: Michelle

Sexy, European Michelle is on the cover of this DVD, and this scene aims to be the most epic. It is definitely the longest (clocking out around 20 minute). But it’s awkward because neither she nor the guy she talks with throughout the scene have English as their first language. It’s too hard to follow and the dialogue doesn’t improve the scene and drags it out way too long.

Scene 20: Liliane Tiger

Liliane Tiger is sexy, tattooed blonde who fucks herself with a glass dildo in front of a fireplace. Considering that the previous scene went on for way too long, this one feels even more abbreviated than its three minutes. It’s too bad because it felt like we not only enjoyed watching her masturbate, but she enjoyed putting on a show.

Scene 21: Kathy Campbel

A really sexy shower scene where Kathy Campbel rubs her pussy. She’s against the wall and the scenes looking up as she fingers herself are incredibly hot. Even hotter is that she’s having flashbacks to when she was getting fucked anally while she’s pleasing herself.

Scene 22: Sylvia Saint

Silvia Saint’s earlier scene was something of a letdown because of its bad music, so it’s nice to see her get a do-over. She’s sitting at her desk when she decides to call someone she just met. He doesn’t answer, but it’s late and she’s horny. She plays with her pussy, which is just perfect. She’s one of the sexiest women on this disc.

Scene 23: Priva

Sexy Asian girl Priva fucks her pink pussy with a glass dildo in another enjoyable scene. She has great nipples that she sucks on before she starts to play with herself. I particularly enjoyed that there was no music so you could savor every stroke and moan of this sexpot, even if the scene is only a few minutes long.

Scene 24: Rebecca Linares

Another fireside (self) fuck, and in the same room and movie as Liliane Tiger’s scene (though I can’t find which movie it is). Rebecca Linares is sexy as hell, but the music once again is terrible (a forgettable rock song). Still, the film wraps up with a very nice with Linares enjoying a few minutes of self-gratification with a glass dildo.


With twenty-four different scenes, there is some variation and inconsistency. The disc plays with MPEG-2 video and most scenes have a 4/3 ratio.


The audio is in Dolby Digital 2.0, but there was also a lot of variation in audio from scene to scene. The music that was playing was often distracting or incompatible with the theme or execution of the scene.


There were four trailers for other DVDs from Private Studios.

Final thoughts:

This compilation was wildly uneven, which is bound to happen when you have twenty-four masturbation scenes strung together. I’m a fan of self-gratification scenes so I enjoyed watching all of these sexy women give themselves pleasure, especially when the camera angles were set to ogle their sexy bodies. Having said that, there were a lot of scenes that had bad, or mismatched music that was at times too loud (and couldn’t hear moans). My favorite scenes were with Sandra Iron, Susie Diamond, Kathy Campbel, and Silvia Saint. Conversely, the scene with box-cover model Michelle was about 15 minutes too long (and most scenes didn’t even approach 15 minutes).

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