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Fucking Nacho


Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Bobby B. » Review Date: 3/17/14



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Category: Gonzo/POV

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Cast: Sasha Jones/Suhalia Hard/Coral Joice/Jade Kitti/Laura Love/Nacho Vidal

Director: Nacho Vidal

Condoms: Yes

Extras: Photo Galleries/Trailers/Web

Release Date: 1/29/2014

Runtime: 162 Mins

Click on the play button above to watch the trailer for Nacho Vidal's 'Fucking Nacho'!

 

 

 

Scene 1:---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Sasha Jones/Nacho Vidal

The premiere scene in the simple yet effectively titled 'Fucking Nacho' begins as we see an epic walkshot of gorgeous euro hottie Sasha Jones, who's talking to Nacho in a foreign language as he wields the camera to capture her various features. Action begins rather slowly, with a noticeable blur in the background as Sasha's outstanding body tends to take our focus away from this rather annoying distraction. The blowjob kicks things off, before some more tease from Sasha sets up an initial doggie style fuck from the superstar cocksman. Sex is nice from the get-go, although Nacho seems to struggle with the camera at various points throughout the scene, constantly keeping his eyes on it to make sure that the fixed position he sets it in has the two focused properly. All of the nonsense with the camera continues to be more of a hindrance as the scene progresses, although there are some decent moments mixed throughout that make it a little more forgettable, but not completely. Positioning runs through the standard rigor, with Nacho giving some POV viewings of the gorgeous Sasha in the latter stages, before she sucks him to completion to cap things off. A lot of this scene was a bit more distracting than it should have been, unfortunately making it less appealing and giving an overall lackluster effect. I loved Sasha's look and the sex was pretty nice, but all of the commotion that went on caused the scene to suffer enormously.

 

 

Scene 2:---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Suhalia Hard/Nacho Vidal

*Scene To Remember*

The next scene begins with a cameraman present, and kicks off as we see Suhalia Hard busting out of her tight top wonderfully in the early stages while Nacho snaps some photo's of her. Suhalia's outfit is easily the best in the film, showcasing an incredible upper half that is sure to have you jerking your johnson, and a tight pair of jean shorts that leaves little to the imagination. Action sets in shortly after the introduction, with Nacho peeling off his co-star's daisy dukes and diving into her asshole head first for some butt munching. Things continue with some fairly sloppified dicksucking from Suhalia that evolves into Nacho giving the heavy-titted beauty some much needed tit-fucks. Sex soon sets in with a doggie style pussy fuck from Nacho, as the camera is a little shaky at first, but gets a lot better through the course of the scene. Things progress well, with a group of small segments throughout having some rather unnecessary viewpoints, but action is still pretty solid. Things cap off after Nacho drops his jizzload into Suhalia's mouth and she laps up the goodness before the screen fades. Another scene here that could have been a lot better had there been a cameraman throughout the whole thing. The scene suffered for it's various poorly applied angles and although Suhalia is an absolute goddess, the scene was just ok.

 

 

Scene 3:---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Coral Joice/Nacho Vidal

 

Next up is tight-bodied Coral Joice, who opens the scene up with Nacho sliding up behind her for some much needed butt munching. Nacho again holds the camera here, setting it up in a fixed position as Coral gives a solidly slop-filled blowjob in the next segment. Sex begins with a doggie style penis plunge from Nacho, as Coral accepts it fairly well with things getting a bit slower upon the scenes progression. The fuck fun sets in with a doggie style bang given to Coral as she sits on a stool that is perfectly level to Nacho's nether regions. Sex has some nice moments, again with a lot of shaky camerawork as things continue forth while also having a higher amount of slower segments as opposed to the scenes that came prior to this one. Things progress decently, giving us some solid looks at Coral's outstanding figure, but lasting forever before things pick up in the later stages. Things later finish with Nacho jerking himself to completion over Coral's fantastically shaped backside to show his appreciation. A decent scene here that could have been great had it not been so long in certain parts. 

 
 
 
Scene 4:---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 
Jade Kitti/Nacho Vidal
 
 
Next up is Jade Kitti, who enters our view wearing a tight purple top with a tiny matching skirt before Nacho steps in to do his dirty work. Lots of camera adjusting in the early stages that leads up to the action getting underway as our director gets a face-sitting from Jade. A bj from the pint-sized babe is next on the to-do list, beginning rather sensually before Nacho again adjusts the camera to begin some doggie style fucking. The angle here is pretty nice, with the viewer getting an up-close look at Jade's hole as Nacho pounds this beauty into ecstasy. There's more of a fluidity to this scene and some better views throughout but still dull moments where Nacho fiddles with the camera and it seems to take away from all of that. Positioning offers a nice variation, as the two are fucking in a pretty enclosed space making for some rather creative fuck stylings. The scene ends after Nacho pulls out of Jade from a doggie style fuck, releasing what is probably the most prominent jizzload of the film over her face. A decent scene here overall, still having some curious moments. 
 
 
 
 
Scene 5:---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 
Laura Love/Nacho Vidal
 
 
Laura Love is the focal point of the final scene in 'Fucking Nacho', kicking things off as we see her uncovered lower half being fondled by a heavy breathing Nacho Vidal. We finally see Laura's face after around 2 minutes, as she indulges in some hard blowjob action while we see that pesky blur in the background from the first scene directly next to her head. The blur continues to be a hindrance in the scene, until the camera is later placed on the same side of the room before fucking begins. A doggie style penis plunge sets the tone of it all, with Laura holding onto the kitchen counter for dear life while Nacho relentlessly slams her hole.  Positioning moves through cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, and tons of doggie style fucking through the scene, before Nacho finishes it off with an extremely shaky view of the finale facial. Another fairly mediocre scene here because of the various obstacles that Nacho continues to put in front of himself in terms of directing. Not great.
 
 
 

Summary:-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Nacho Vidal seems to be knocking out these POV themed 'reality' style videos for Evil Angel quite often lately. 'Fucking Nacho' is no different from those in terms of content, but I can't understand for the life of me why he doesn't hire a cameraman, because these scenes could be great if there were someone to capture it all. This film had such poor execution that it ruins nearly everything that could have been great about it, the shaky handed viewings, the incessant tampering with the camera, it's all such a buzzkill and takes away from every scene in the film. I loved Suhalia Hard's overall look in the movie, but I would have really enjoyed seeing more of a tease, and just more to let the viewer get to capture how hot she is, there was none of that. Nacho just smothers her and fucks her before we even get a chance to really look at her for a decent period of time. I just think there was no real thought put into the making, production, and direction here, and even though Nacho is one of the absolute best there is, not even he can just churn out standard scenes and pawn them off as 'good'. It's not good. The film is essentially thrown together and put on the market with little to no editing and I think it shows. Extras include some nice separated photo galleries, as well as trailers from Nacho's recent works to round it out. I simply canot recommend this film based on what I've already talked about; It just didn't have the quality of a film I'd be comfortable with approving of. If you're in the market for renting porn I would say that some of the girl's in this film are certainly worth whacking to, some extremely hot bodies, but if you miss it you're not missing too much. Rent it.

 


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