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Bitch Confessions 1

Studio: Pulse Pictures » Review by Bobby B. » Review Date: 3/23/14

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Category: All Sex/Big Boobs


Cast: Esmeralda Rose/Nekane/Shione Cooper/Susana Alcala/Nick Morino/Juan-Z/Moisex/Rob Diesel

Extras: Trailers from Scenes already featured in film

Release Date: 3/7/2014

Runtime: 178 Mins

 Click on the photo above to check out Cumlouder.com for all of the scenes featured here!


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Esmeralda Moon/Nick Moreno

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The premiere scene in CumLouder's first volume of the cleverly titled Bitch Confessions begins as we see Nick Moreno and his pal speaking to us in Spanish, which is quite unfortunate for me since 3 years of it must not have been enough to make me fluent. The guys approach Esmeralda Moon, and continue their conversation, and since I have no clue what they're saying, I can only imagine that their attempting to get her to fuck them in some way. The intro is very Bangbros-esque in the way that everything is set in somewhat of a 'reality' setting and the talking seems to last forever through this segment. Anyways, apparently whatever they said worked out, because the next thing you know Esmeralda is walking down the street naked with the camera capturing some great walkshots of her incredible ass as she does so. Finally the action sets in after the guys get her back to their place, setting in with some relatively complacent cocksucks from Esmeralda, making for a rather lackluster intro to the sex. A cowgirl fuck initiates fucking, being almost as slow as the bj but picking up as it moves forward. The scene progresses with standard positioning and continues to carry a terrible energy before Nick blasts Esmeralda with a solid jizzload in the best part of this horribly mediocre effort. Not much good to say about this scene to be honest. Esmeralda is hot, and there was a big load splattered on her face, but the sex was long and extremely dull.
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The second scene in this collection begins in the same manner as the first, this time as we see a hottie by the name of Nekane. The scene starts out ridiculously, as these two douchebags continue in their obnoxious ways before Nekane decides to go back to their place with them, for whatever reason. This girl is extremely hot, wearing a more conservative [for porn] outfit before unclothing herself upon her arrival at the guys place, showing off her natural perfection for the home viewers to fully enjoy. The action sets in with oddly namede 'Moisex' giving Nekane some cunnilingus, before the blowie sets in nicely from our main star, getting a little slower upon moving forward. Great camera interaction from Nekane makes this segment pretty nice, and soon moves into her new fuck pal giving the her a doggie style fuck. Sex is much stronger here than the previous scene, but still has its moments of extreme slowness even though Nekane is insanely hot. Things pick up pretty well in the latter stages, before Nekane is rewarded with a facial from Moisex in the closing moments. This was a much better scene than the first, and Nekane actually proved to be quite spunky by the time everything wrapped up. Still not much to write home about, but promising.
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Susana Alcala/Juan-Z
Susana Alcala's tits encapsulate our view in the early moments of the third scene, before the camera gets a nice view of her body and the guys have a bit of an interview with her to start. The guys talk to Susana in English here, which is a nice change of pace as they continue chatting with her obnoxiously throughout the intro. Susana doesn't seem to be taking to the guys too well, as they ask her what kind of dicks she likes and other random idiotic questions, but she looks quite hot so that's certainly  a nice distraction from these two retards behind the camera. Action sets in with a blowjob from Susana in the early stages, moving forward with a reverse cowgirl fuck that is almost identical to the first scene in the film in terms of energy. Some squirting takes place midway through, with Susana firing off like a guyser as her boytoy jostles his fingers in her hole. That's pretty much the only highlight of the scene, as it ultimately finalizes with Juan firing off his jizzwad over Susana's face and tits. A nice ending to a not-so-nice scene. It just didn't translate very well and literally seemed to take forever. When things did pick up, they die down just  as fast and the squirting from Susana couldn't save it. Not good. 
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Shione Cooper/Rob Deisel
The final scene in CumLouder's 'Bitch Confessions' begins as we see the most globally popular porn babe in the film, Shione Cooper. The scene begins indoors this time, in interview format as Shione looks incredible spilling out of her top. Again the scene takes forever to go anywhere, and that's an absolute understatement. This girl is super hot, and there's very little tease involved in the intro, it's just random conversation with nothing interesting whatsoever. Anyways, after about 15 minutes or more, things get moving with some cunnilingus from her counterpart, before she returns the favor with some titfucks and dicksucks. The blowie is fair, with Rob attempting to be rough with her but seeming to make everything rather uncomfortable in doing so. The cunnilingus and pussy play takes up the bulk of this scene, with sex setting in after what seems like about 35 minutes after the start of it all. Some intensity does drive the scene to be better when sex does begin, as Shione takes some pretty hard throat chokes and face smacks from Diesel before it all ends. The later moments serve as the strongest part of the entire film, with Shione really taking a pounding from her co-star. The scene concludes with the mega-titted Shione being the recipient of a jizz slathering to the boobs before the two share in a kiss to finish it off. A nice scene here for certain, it took forever to happen but the fucking was ten fold better than any other scene in the film.
Cumlouder's 'Bitch Confessions' is a new series from the web based studio featuring a handfull of large titted beauties for home viewers to feast on. This is only the second DVD that I'm aware of from the studio, as it's essentially a hand-picked group of scenes from the site with an emphasis on some of the larger breasted beauties that we can see there. The title of the film was a little curious to me, because I really have no idea how the name is attributed to anything that happens in the film. I heard no bitches confessing anything actually, I just saw a bunch of porn babes having relatively mediocre sex for a site that is obviously the spanish version of Bangbros. All of the scenes were pretty watered down in terms of solid content, with a light exception on the final scene in the film for a relatively nice intensity. Extras were nowhere to be found, with the only trailers showcased on the DVD being from the scenes that were already featured on it. That's just what I love to see, trailers from every scene of a movie that I just watched! Wow. Unbelievable. I won't say that the Cumlouder website doesn't feature some great babes, but as far as this DVD goes, there's no reason for me to recommend it to you at all. You're better off subscribing to the site if you have any interest in it because it's probably around the same pricing and about 1 million percent more content. Steer clear of this one my friend's, nothing to see. Skip It.


i apologize for any grammatical errors, i was beating off when i wrote this.

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