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Watch Me, Bitch

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by The Mooninite » Review Date: 3/23/14

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

The Movie:

Genre: Straight
Director: David Perry
Cast: Blance Bradburry, Candy Alexa, Denise Sky, Lolita Taylor, Monalee

Length: Two Hours And Forty Five Minutes
Date Of Production: 1/24/14

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Condoms: No

David Perry’s latest effort for Evil Angel, Watch Me, Bitch, might sound like it plays to either exhibitionist or voyeuristic intentions, but nope. It’s mostly straight up gonzo fucking all shot POV style. With the exception of the last scene, it doesn’t do a whole lot to differentiate itself from the norm but if you’re into all natural European girls, that’s not going to matter. The five ladies that he’s assembled for this production are, to be blunt, gorgeous. And on top of that? They love the camera. So without further ado….

Scene 1 – Lolita Taylor: The camera, POV style, moves into a room, the cameraman calls to Lolita. She doesn’t answer because she’s in bed masturbating. We spy on this blonde bombshell for a bit and watch her use a dildo on herself. POV style, we move in and take over, using the toy on her and fucking her up the ass with it while she works her clit. She goes down, sucking cock like a pro, and then gets on her back and takes it up the ass, pulling off to break for some ass to mouth action. Lots of dirty talk here as she gobbles knob like she’s starving for it. This girl has a lot of energy. She gets on all fours and gets fucked up the ass from behind, her ass getting slapped as he calls her a fucking pig. They move to the couch and he fucks her some more, slapping her tits a lot. He breaks out and eats her pussy for a second and then goes back to pounding her ass while she rubs her clit and then lets her suck his cock until he’s ready to blow his load… or so we think! She gets on her back with her legs up and spread and her ass gaping and he fucks her backdoor some more. She fingers herself and then he fingers her and THEN she sucks him off until he comes in her mouth – at which point she spits it out into her hand, plays with a bit and struts off down the hall. This girl is a fox, a nice, natural Eastern European beauty who seems to love it hard, rough and dirty, which is exactly how she gets it. This scene wastes no time getting started and keeps a good pace going until the end.

Scene 1

Scene 2 – Denise Sky: Our camera man sees this beautiful dark haired lady walk into the apartment clad in her winter gear – it’s cold outside! Soon though, he gets her pants off and makes her shake her ass for the camera before playing with her tits and then getting her to drop to her knees and suck him off. She obliges, her eyes making a lot of contact with the camera here. From there she gets on her back and he fucks her shaved pussy for a bit while she lies on the table and rubs her clit and plays with her tits. They go at it doggy style after that and then they break so she can lick his balls and suck his cock some more. They go back at it missionary style and then cowgirl style, then reverse, then back to missionary. She’s got a great ass, nice and full but not too much! To finish off the scene he pulls out and she jerks him off with her feet and then licks her toes clean. This is a pretty sexy scene, both parties are into it, Denise is a very attractive woman (nice nose ring, it’s cute!) and it’s kinky enough to stand out. It’s fast paced and hot, this’ll definitely work!

Scene 2

Scene 3 – Blanche Bradburry: Our cameraman accosts Blance in the shower, begging to touch her ass. She teases him through the glass of the shower door, her blonde hair somehow remaining dry through the magic of moviemaking. Her makeup doesn’t seem to wash off either. Regardless, she comes out and puts on some fetish latex getup and gives him a bit of a show before dropping to her knees and deep throating him like a fucking champ. From there she tit fucks him a bit and then they spoon fuck for a few minutes. After that it’s time for some doggy style action after which he rubs her pussy with his foot. She sucks his foot when he’s done while he jerks off and then he stands up and she gives him rough, sloppy head with all the gagging and spitting you could want. She rides him cowgirl style after that, anally, followed by some reverse cowgirl ass plowing. He pulls out and she gets on her back and uses her tits and then her hands to jerk him off into her mouth, polishing the tip of his knob to finish up the scene all neat and tidy like. This is another solid scene thanks primarily to the natural sex appeal of its leading lady, who looks fan-fucking-tastic in her latex feitsh outfit and who definitely gets into the spirit of things once the ass fucking begins! Oh and when it’s done? She heads back into the shower to clean off.

Scene 3

Scene 4 – Monalee: The camera pulls up to a hotel room door. Brown haired Monalee answers, all dressed up like a naughty schoolgirl. We head in and after a bit of small talk she hikes up her skirt and shows off her body. She masturbates a bit and teases the camera and after that bends over to take his cock up her pussy from behind. She strokes him and then gets on the table on her back for a bit of missionary before getting on her knees and sucking him off. After that it’s time for some anal cowgirl, some ass to mouth, some reverse cowgirl anal action and then some anal doggy before he pulls out and blows a load all over her face and her mouth to end the scene. This one is a bit shorter and to the point than the three that came before it but it works. Monalee is a stone cold fox and the outfit is defintitely a nice touch that plays towards a very common kink. The fact that she’s an extremely attractive girl in or out of the outfit doesn’t hurt either.

Scene 4

Scene 5 – Candy Alexa: Last but not least, we see the camera move around an apartment outside at night, heavy breathing on the audio. The man behind the camera is wearing black gloves, he heads inside and sees Candy in bed in her bra and panties. He gropes her tits and then rubs her pussy and then she wakes up. She doesn’t seem all that panicked, however, instead our dirty-blonde haired hottie lets him take her bra down and play with her nipples. He whips out his cock and she very willingly goes down on him, after which she takes her panties off and after he’s done stroking his cock across her ample cleavage and titty fucking her, lets him slip it in by climbing up top and riding him cowgirl style. From there he hits that pussy reverse cowgirl style after which she pulls off and masturbates for a bit, letting him watch. He fucks her missionary style, then doggy again, after which he lies on his back to let her suck and stroke him to a big finish inside her mouth. Again, this is a solid scene. Candy is smoking hot, all natural and definitely enjoying herself. They go at it aggressively and like they mean it but it never gets too mean spirited. They seem to be having fun with the role playing aspect of this scene and it almost makes you wish the earlier scenes in the feature had played towards the same kink!

Scene 5



Watch Me Bitch is a shot on digital video production that looks pretty clean presented here in a reasonably stable 1.78.1 anamorphic widescreen presentation. There is some mild shimmer but that’s more or less it to complain about. Skin tones look nice and natural, the compositions are dead on (though some of the camera work in a couple of spots is quite shaky), and aside from the fact that this digital video production looks like a digital video production and as such suffers from the minor defects usually associated with the format, everything looks as good as you’d realistically expect it to. There is an EVIL ANGEL bug in the lower right hand corner of the movie, however.


The Dolby Digital 2.0 Surround track is quite sufficient. The dialogue comes through cleanly and clearly as do all of the moans and groans. There is no background music used anywhere during the feature aside from the opening credits and the levels do tend to fluctuate quite a bit from scene to shining scene but aside from that there isn’t much to whine about here. The audio is fine.


This disc features cast lists, trailers and web links in addition to animated menus and chapter selection and a cum shot recap – that’s it as far as the extras go.

Menu 1

Menu 2

Final Thoughts:

It might have been more interesting if Watch Me, Bitch had played towards the kinks and fetishes that it alludes to with its title but that complaint aside, this is high quality gonzo hardcore shot with a cast of gorgeous women – so what’s not to like? The last scene is more interesting than the four that came before it, as it introduces an element of danger to the proceedings, but everything here is hot. The sex is plentiful, well shot if you’re into POV… and those ladies. Evil Angel’s DVD is light on extras but it looks and sounds good. Recommended.

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