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Perfect F'Ing Bodies

Studio: Pulse Distribution » Review by Bobby B. » Review Date: 3/29/14

XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

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Category: All Sex/Naturally Busty





Cast: Kendall Karson/Charley Chase/Jayden Jaymes/Diamond Kitty/Britney Amber/Asa Akira/Ramon Nomar/Sean Michaels/Justice Young/Bruce Venture

Director: Uncredited/Various



Extras: Photo Gallery

Release Date: 2/28/2014

Runtime: 125 Mins

*There is no online trailer available for this film*


Scene 1:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Kendall Karson/Ramon Nomar

The premiere scene in Aura productions 'Perfect F'ing Bodies' begins with a fairly slow masturbation-induced tease from Kendall Karson, with things being awkwardly captured by the camera but still maintaining to keep a keen eye on Kendall before Ramon Nomar eventually steps onto set. Kendall gives him a welcoming blowie to kick things off, gaining a nice energy when doing so and keeping an attentive eye on the home viewers which is certainly a nice plus. Sex sets in with the gorgeous Kendall taking a cowgirl dick ride on Ramon's dick whistle, with sex getting up to a solid level early upon the start of it all. A solid encounter and energetic fuck-romp make forgetting about the poor quality in which the scene is filmed fairly easy, as Kendall and Ramon really shine throughout this performance. After several position changes and an overall action-induced hardcore banging provide by Ramon the scene caps off with Kendall being the prime recipient of a less than sizable facial before the screen fades. There were some great moments to this scene mixed in with some parts that translated a little less appealingly if there were such a word, but Kendall's continuing success and promising performances are likely keep the viewers watching and whacking intently. 



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Charley Chase/Justice Young



The second scene in the film begins abruptly with the always horny Charley Chase giving a wonderful blowjob, chock full of cock-chokes and sloppiness to fully keep our attention as it moves forward. The bj continues for quite some time, continuing to have the exuberance that we're so used to seeing in Charley's performances in the recent past before a doggie style fuck initiates the sex. Sex is strong from the word go and continues that way throughout the scene, with a rather shaky camera capturing the footage but it honestly doesn't take away from the scene too much because the intensity tens to outweigh all of that for the most part. The scene continues to fascinate, shot in and out POV format before Charley gets thoroughly blasted with a jizzload to the face (mainly in her eyes) to cap it all off. A fantastic scene here to be quite honest, Charley's vigorous sexual energy made it all worthwhile and a joy to watch for any porn fan if I do say so myself.



Scene 3:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Jayden Jaymes/Sean Michaels

The third scene in the film begins as we see beautiful porno superstar Jayden Jaymes, opening things up by sharing her thoughts on the dullness of what she believes interracial porn has become as of late. The conversation seems to be rather forced on Jayden's part as she explains that this is much better than some silly tease sequence before the scene begins. I disagree with that, but whatever, it's not my movie. Anyways, the scene gets moving when Sean Michaels steps onto set, burying his long-john into Jayden's throat for some relatively nice bj action as we move on. Sex sets in with some doggie style fucking from the duo, carrying a decent energy but tending to lack what the scene prior to had done so well as things seem to translate much more poorly. The scene moves on through a variant of positions and just before it completely lost my interest Sean fires off his dick-spit over Jayden's face to close it out. A fairly boring scene her to be quite honest, not sure if it was the chemistry or what, but I just couldn't find much good in it.



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Diamond Kitty/Britney Amber/Bruce Venture

The fourth scene in the film kicks off rather abruptly, with the camera getting a cloe-up shot of babes Diamond Kitty and Britney amber in a full-on makeout session before their stunt cock makes its way onto set in the form of Bruce Venture. After a solid double bj from the girls a short muff-munching sequence takes place, eventually leading up to Bruce mounting Diamond on the couch for a doggie style banging to initiate the fucking. The girls take their turns riding Bruce's dick pretty evenly, with whichever one not being involved fiddling herself as she watches the other. Sex has a nice pace fromthe get-go, showing a nice involvement from the girls and some solid views of their bodies throughout the course of it all. The scene reaches its finale with Diamond and Britney jerking their boytoy to completion, as he ultimately sprays his jerk sauce over their tits in closing. A nice scene here with some curious moments, but enjoyable at times balancing out some of the less notweworthy moments.



Scene 5:---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Asa Akira/Justice Young

Yet another superstar porn babe encapsulates our view for the final scene in the film, this time in the form of Asa Akira. The scene opens as she approaches Justice Young and falls toher knees for an absolutely wonderful blowie to kick things off. The bj is chock full of cock chokes and deepthroats before Justice rams his rod inside of her in spoon style fuck to iniate the sex. Sex stays strong through the course of the scene as the hot and horny Asa Akira looks to be fully enjoying Justice's jizz stick while whipping into several different positions as things progress. Things eventually wrap up after Asa gets a load dropped into her eager mouth, before swallowing the remnants and giving some final looks at the home viewers before it closes out. Great scene here, certainly the best of the film and an outstanding way to cap off this collection.



Aura Productions' Perfect F'ing Bodies is essentially a compilation of previously released content by various directors with some top notch talent wrapped into a pretty meagerly packaged DVD. The names  on the boxcover are sure to get a second look from buyers, but each of these scenes has already been released in a DVD somewhere so beware that you may have watched a couple of these scenes when buying. I'm not usually one to grumble and criticize technical aspects but in terms of the quality of modern day DVD's this one just doesn't stand up to the look and tidyness of even the most average of releases. All that being said I did find a couple of the scenes to be quite valid in terms of performance, namely Charley Chase and Asa Akira, but with a couple duds and no extras aside from a slideshow screencap gallery there's no possible way I can give this one a recommendation. I think you're better off looking elsewhere, but if you're in the market for renting porn I'd say give it a look, otherwise you can find much better content out there. Rent It.


i apologize for any grammatical errors, i was beating off when i wrote this.

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