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There's Something About Lisa Ann

Studio: Third Degree Films » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 3/29/14

XCritic's Advice: Recommended


There’s Something About Lisa Ann

Third Degree

Genre: Compilation, Lisa Ann

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Director: Varied By Scene

Cast: Lisa Ann, James Deen, Kristina Rose, Anthony Rosano, Mark Wood, Mick Blue, Sascha, Mark Davis, Dane Cross, Francesca Le, Mikey Butders, Chris Streams, Marco Banderas, Isis Taylor

Length: 349:45 minutes (183:44 minutes & 166:01 minutes)

Date of Production: 2013 (compilation itself)

Extras: There was a popshot compilation and photogallery but that was it.

Condoms: None


Audio/Video Quality: There’s Something About Lisa Ann was presented in anamorphic widescreen as shot by various directors for Third Degree Films. While each of the scenes had different looks to them, most were straightforwardly shot with decent lighting, a moderately amount of variations in the camera work, editing, and other technical aspects keeping it fresh. The aural components were very basic and offered in monaural only, some tease music provided but the vocals clear enough in most cases.

Body of Review: Third Degree Films and its sister companies have offered a great deal of gonzo scenes over the years that I really liked, their compilations admittedly varying a great deal in terms of quality. I found of interest awhile back called There’s Something About Lisa Ann, a collection of fourteen scenes from company archives (as listed below) that focus on ever popular MILF performer, Lisa Ann. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Scene One: Ass Cleavage 8: Lisa Ann, James Deen: Lisa Ann, the hotty on the front DVD cover, was up in her reported first anal scene. Rather than use a guy with a huge schlong, she wisely picked the diminutive James Deen to work with so the anal pounding would feel about the same as her finger or a small toy. Her tease was superb though and I'm sure a lot of fans will be using it alone to satisfy themselves with the gifted 30-something gal well worth the effort it will take. I remember her from before she retired and if anything, she's looking fitter now then she did back then; marking this as another scene in her comeback that people will talk about for some time to come. He worked her ass with his tongue and hand before she blew him enthusiastically; showing some of the raw energy that fans always appreciate. Like Nicki before her, the skills she has acquired over the years were top notch and enhanced with a titty fuck before the penetrative sex began. The vaginal ride was clearly the most active position she engaged in here (and it was a fine ride) but she seemed to enjoy the more passive anal action too. Her respiration rate, flush skin, erect nipples and gleam of sweat all made it a winner to me. I've never been a fan of porn "firsts" and that was the case here too but she did provide another scene that I reckon I'll be watching for years to come (that being the operative word). The anal pop ended it as she eyed the camera hungrily.

Scene Two: The Official Jersey Shore Parody: Lisa Ann, Kristina Rose, Anthony Rosano, Mark Wood, Mick Blue, James Deen: Kristina "Snookums" Rose, grabbing onto the first men she could trap, and hotty MILF Lisa Ann, helping her with the task, took on "officer" Mark Wood, Mick Blue, James Deen, and Anthony "Vinnie" Rosano, in a living room orgy. Initially, James and Anthony were the focal points of the ladies' attention, the rest joining in as the scene progressed. The lead in was funny and both gals showed why they are at the height of their respective popularity, Kristina more actively riding the cock (even doing anal) but Lisa certainly no slacker as she helped milk the men dry too. There were titty pops and facials, Kristina preferring her semen orally but both seemingly well worth the wait.

Scene Three: Come To Momma 2: Lisa Ann, James Deen: A talent agent (Lisa Ann) gives a private audition to a prospective adult star to see if he has with it takes. No stunt pussy needed here, as she sucks him until he is ready, then bends over and lets him show her what he’s got. She puts him through his paces as she rides him, sucks him, and goes through the positions he'd be doing if he were in a real porn scene - all the while moaning in delight with each cock and tongue thrust. He puts the finishing touch on his resume by unloading in her open mouth. (review by Aaron Scott)

Scene Four: The Cougar Club: Lisa Ann, James Deen: Lisa Ann, the beautiful brunette seen on the far left side of the cover, was up last and this shows that Miles did not use up all the best ladies up front, her style definitely worthy of any gonzo outing related to a cougar theme considering she was hooked up with James Deen. She was the seductress on the rose pedal covered day bed in the middle of the living room, James there to serve her as the hired help in his fancy clothing. Her boudoir lingerie served the purpose of getting him excited (it worked for me too) and once she had finished her beverage, he was there to feed her strawberries. She liked the treats but wanted more, James going down on her before she gave yet another award winning blowjob. Lisa has long struck me as a gal worth looking for in porn, her moves and attitude top notch and complimented by her great face. She was into the hummer but wanted to get fucked, providing a good ride (not her best) with her spanking him as he drove his dick deep inside of her biscuit. She was quite moist as the scene progressed and he couldn't hold off so his seed landed in her crotch, finishing up the movie on a high note. Yes!

Scene Five: Dirty Over 30 #2: Lisa Ann, Mick Blue: The star of the movie is Lisa Ann. She is super sexy looking in her leopard printed bra and panties. She seduces the camera to perfection. She captures the screen. Her beauty and charisma are undeniable. Next, she makes her moves on her guy. They kiss softly. Lisa Ann has a remarkable body. Her missionary and cowgirl moments are outstanding. Her blowjob can make any limp soul whole again. Her doggie performance is amazing. After the reverse spooning action, the man fucks her several times again before he cums on her tits. Throughout the scene, I really enjoyed their kissing moments. Lisa Ann is a star and a legend in the making. (review by Apache George)

Scene Six: Headcase 5: Lisa Ann, Sascha: Lisa Ann, wearing tight red bikini underwear with black trim, was up next as she lightly caressed herself, the camera showing her yummy ass with the thong nestled deep inside her ass crack. She took her time peeling off her limited clothing, the gal climbing up the small staircase to slob the knob of Sasha in POV fashion. Lisa applied some hand to gland friction and gave great eye contact, her mouth working his balls and shaft aggressively before he bust a nut of genetic juice into her mouth, the baby batter freely flowing in this BJ-only scene from yesteryear.

Scene Seven: Filthy: Lisa Ann, Mark Davis: Lisa Ann, again wearing a small bit of lingerie on her rip body, was up next in the last scene of the first disc as she bent over to reveal her perfect pucker, her vocals tougher to hear than the director given the hand held camera aspect as he played with her solid rump and thumbed her ass slightly. She had a partially shaven snatch that was most inviting but it was her great ass that received the most attention, the gal moving over to the couch where a naked Mark Davis was waiting for her. She set right on to blowing him, using no hands as that was what he wanted before he gobbled her gash and ass. This led to some active vaginal penetration positions, Lisa’s boobs swaying all over as she maintained her superior eye contact with the guy, some additional head leading to his wealth of population pudding being dispersed into her open mouth, the ball batter allowed to fall onto her chest where she rubbed the spunk into her tits.

Scene Eight: Say Hi To Your Mother For Me: Lisa Ann, Dane Cross: Lisa Ann is sunning out by her pool when a young man comes scampering out to her looking for a family friend and Lisa complains about her hubby not appreciating her or giving her enough attention. She asks is he likes her gigantic tits and she stammers an incoherent yes. She then proceeds to get his cock out and to start sucking it. They do this a little on the chaise by the pool and then move inside for more privacy, fucking on a big couch. Lisa Ann looks great and acts nasty and the sex is energetic and exciting. Although standard sexual positions are here, it is hot and the guy cums into her open mouth and then she cleans the head of his wet cock. (review by Marine Hardcore)

Scene Nine: Dreamgirlz 2: Lisa Ann, Francesca Le, Mick Blue: Lisa Ann, the hotty brunette seen on the back row, right of center portion of the cover, was up next with Francesca Le, the other brunette in the background there, and Mick Blue as her husband. Mick wanted to engage in a three way so the ladies agreed to do each other, showing tremendous chemistry together as they made out on the couch. Fans of 18 year old performers might want to take a look at this one to see just why experience means so much to guys like me, the sexy lesbian act really going crazy before they decided to let him join in. At that point, there was less rug munching and kissing since Francesca wanted to suck him off, Lisa jumping his pecker too. Mick boned them like he owned them too, the oral continuing as each gal was given a heaping helping of his cock inside their pussy or mouths. The ladies were as active as ever and the replay value was quite high, approaching the strokability levels as far as this fan was concerned. The ending facial lined both ladies up to share in his wealth of spew, kissing as they shared it (and ending with a touch of humor). Yeah!

Scene Ten: You’ve Got A Mother Thing Cumming 2: Lisa Ann, Mikey Butders: Lisa Ann, wearing a tiny pink satin thong that rode up her ass, was up next showing off her ass to director Mike Quasar, the man jokingly allowing the camera to linger on her ripe rump before introducing the fans to her face and tits, the twins holstered in an over the shoulder bolder holder. The playful banter and tease (she claimed to be 35 years old when it was shot, having returned again to porn) adding to the fun before she was paired up with Mikey Butders, the gal also mentioning her talent agency at the time and American Idol. Mikey devoured her ass as she bent over in front of him, the guy soon driving his turgid pecker into her wet pussy as she pushed back to meet his thrusts, his balls bouncing against her pussy in a pleasing (to her at least) fashion. They explored several more positions and did some more oral from there, Lisa kneeling in front of him to get all of his spooge tossed off onto her face, the liquid lunch appealing to her as a fine reward for services rendered.

Scene Eleven: Mother Suckers: Lisa Ann, Chris Streams: Lisa Ann, up next in a black and blue bikini, then blew director Chris Streams in POV fashion, her enthusiasm, energy, and passion for the guy speaking volumes in a way that a short review like this just cannot cover as well so watch it. The splooge directed her way was partially swallowed and tasted but a fair amount landed on her neck and upper torso area, the gal draining his dragon in part using a fine titty fuck.

Scene Twelve: The Doll House 5: Lisa Ann, Mick Blue: Lisa Ann, the hot brunette featured on the front cover in sexy lingerie, was up first as she employed some dirty talk while she caressed her curvy body. Her black fishnet stockings enhanced her looks as did the way in which she fingered herself, the juices flowing as she walked around to find Mick Blue waiting for her. She nuzzled his stomach as she slowly undid his pants, the two kissing before she slobbed his knob with sweet aggression; wrapping her lips around the rod to engulf him totally. Lisa kept eye contact with him rather than perform for the camera, teasing him as she engaged in plenty of oral to make him hotter for her. Mick then went down on her, eating her out as she moaned lightly (and believably!) in pleasure. Lisa was an active vaginal ride and the resulting wad of genetic juice to her mouth was understandable, the lady tasting his seed with a smile on her face before the camera faded out. Yum!

Scene Thirteen: Golden Globes Big Titty MILFs: Lisa Ann, Marco Banderas: Lisa Ann, the busty brunette seen on the lower right hand corner of the cover, was up last in a scene with Marco Banderas. She gyrated in her bra and thong while in the other bathroom, the same formula followed as she showed off her assets painfully slowly. Unlike the others though, she was completely naked when diddling herself, some added eye contact with the camera provided until she walked into the bedroom to smother Marco with her titties. They kissed and caressed, Marco deliberately allowing her to remain in charge of the action. Her blowjob was sweet and she assisted it with some hand to gland combat, rubbing his pecker on her tits until the titty fuck led to a short vaginal plowing that milked his first load onto her ass cheek. Lisa wasn't done with him yet though, mounting him on the bed to ride for a second pop shot, a few positions of moderately active riding leading to a titty pop.

Scene Fourteen: Kittens & Cougars 2: Lisa Ann, Isis Taylor: Lisa Ann, the established professional of the movie, and perky young Isis Taylor, were up last in a lesbian scene focusing on young ladies with older gals having a great time together. They were nearly naked but for some skimpy lingerie, kissing and caressing each other by an indoor pool. Isis paid homage to Lisa by nibbling on her thighs, boobs, and pussy before Lisa showed her a few tricks of the trade while doing likewise, both of them offering delicious looking asses in the air as they continued working each other over with a degree of chemistry, Isis paying specially close attention to Lisa’s perfect pucker as she rimmed the babe.

Summary: There’s Something About Lisa Ann by Third Degree Films looked loosely tossed together, had some mediocre scenes, and provided nothing new to speak of yet it did provide a lot of performer Lisa Ann fuck for the buck to rate it as Recommended. In short then, There’s Something About Lisa Ann was a pretty solid selection of work by the aforementioned performer so give it a look if you enjoy her curvy body in action.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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