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Austin Powers XXX: A Porn Parody


Studio: Vivid » Review by Sean DPS » Review Date: 4/4/14



XCritic's Advice: Recommended

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Austin Powers XXX: A Porn Parody
Vivid Entertainment
Directed by B. Skow
Date of Production:
Running Time: 1:37:43
 
 
Starring:
 
Allie Haze
Nina Hartley
Raylene
Tommy Pistol
Natasha Nice
Liza Del Sierra
Earl Slate
Jerry
Evan Stone
Ralph Long
Rusty Nails
 
Special Features:
 
 
Chapter Search
Cum Shot Recap: 3:04
Photo Gallery
Bonus Scene: Allie Haze and Friends from All About Allie (14:39)
Previews: 4
Bloopers and Outtakes: 11:37
 
Technical Stats:
 
Audio: Dolby Digital 2.0 at 192 kbps
 
Video: Mpeg 2 at around 4-5 Mbps
 
At the height of the swinging sixties, Dr. Evil plans to destroy the world. There's only one person who can stop him, the international man of mystery himself, Austin Powers. After Dr Evil tries to have Austin assassinated, the plan back fires and Evil escapes into space. Austin has himself cryogenically frozen to await Evil's return. Thirty years later, Evil comes back to Earth, Austin is unfrozen, and with the help of comely young agent Vanessa Kensington, (and four facials and a bangin' four way).  Powers sets about trying to rid the world of Evil, Dr Evil...yet again.
 
Allie and Tommy
 
A photo shoot turns into a perfect chance for him to seduce Allie, and soon enough she's got his cock in her mouth, and he quickly returning the favor with his tongue and fingers. Some very nice oral work from Allie and it's amazing he isn't already spent, as he slides in for some missionary. As they switch to some cowgirl, the camera gets in close, as her lovely booty fills up the screen. A few position changes and he gives her a few drops of cum on her pussy patch, which fits right in with the time period.
 
Raylene and Tommy
 
As it's time to spring back in action, and after they thaw him out, it's time to see if everything is still working, as Raylene jerks him off, and he's got a lot of cum built up, if you know what I mean. It's time for a flashback, as we see Raylene and Tommy in action, as he gets her out of her tight clothes, and into her pussy and ass with his tongue. She returns the favor with some oral appreciation of her own, as he gets her to gag a little as he face fucks her. And much like the previous scene, as she climbs on for some cowgirl, there is plenty of booty to enjoy, as he gets a face full of her tits. It's back to the booty show as he slides in from behind, followed by some more cock riding. They end with some energetic spoon, and then he gives her chin some cum, and it's time to get back to present times.
 
 
Nina and Jerry
 
The button of death won't work, so it's time to for her to fuck him to death, well if you gotta go, can't say this isn't a bad way to do it. She strips down as he gets a mouthful of her tits, and she gives his cock a little attention with her hands. He dives in and gives her pussy a nice licking, while giving her ass a few slaps along the way, I have a feeling this is going to have a kinky side to this scene. She grabs onto his cock, sucking and stroking it, before he slides into her pussy. I will say she's been in the industry for a long time, but still looks good for her age, and even shows more energy than some of the newer girls in the industry. And speaking of impressive, no CGI cumshot effects needed for Jerry, as he blasts her with his load.
 
 
Liza and Tommy (and Natasha and Earl)
 
She's looking for a cock and he's hear to show off his goods. And it seems he's got what she is looking for, as she drops her top and shows off her great boobs. And it seems we are going to switch back and forth between these pairings, which is going to make it interesting for me to review. But I am glad we are finally getting to see Natasha in action, and as she slides off her shirt and shows off her great boobs as well, I am sure you will join me in that praise. There is no shortage of boobs or booty no matter what pairing you are watching. Some nice ball sucking from Natasha, as Tommy gets face deep in Liza's ass. Some major kudos for Natasha and her oral skills. Natasha end up on top of the sink, as he dives in and gets her going with his tongue, while Tommy has his cock inside Liza's pussy. Some nice booty bouncing as Liza climbs on Tommy, and plenty of boob bouncing as Natasha rides Earl. Natasha take his load on her ass, while Liza gets his load in her mouth and on her tits.
 
 
Allie, Natasha, Evan, and Tommy (SPOTLIGHT SCENE)
 
 
 
 
 
They are captured and it seems the best way to get out, is a little fuck session. The girls start off with some oral work, and from the previous scene, we know that Natasha is going to shine, but Allie is no slouch either. The girls make sure and spend some time with both guys, pleasing their cocks, and then it's cock riding time. I would say that the Tommy and Natasha pairing seems to be working out better at the start. But as Natasha switches cock, seems to really work well with Evan as well. With the fact that Allie makes an appearance again, and this is just another reason why I think Natasha steals the show, this is an obvious choice for spotlight scene I think. And if you need more of reason, some great face fucking as Tommy shoves his cock down Natasha's throat. Natasha gets a load from Evan on her tits, and soon Tommy follow suit and give Allie's tits some custard as well.
 
Overall Thoughts:
 
Just a few early comments. the wig is a little weird. And Allie in the 60's clothes, just amazing. Great choice to have Tommy Pistol play the leading role(s). Would have loved to see an opening type dance number, much like the movies. I am not sure how long I've been doing reviews for, but I think this is the first time I have seen Nina Hartley in action, I can't decide if I should be ashamed of that fact, she is a legend. Glad they kept the feel and some of the gags in the parody, the obstructed view, just to give an example. I wish they would have spilt the Liza/Tommy and Natasha Earl into two scenes, and not intertwine them. Seems like they didn't utilize having Evan Stone in this movie, but I am trying to think of who he could have played. There were definitely some aspects I really liked in this movie, and of course a few issues as well, but overall I think this deserves a RECOMMENDED rating, and if you are a fan of the original, there is plenty for you to enjoy. And as stated in the review, for Tommy's performance and Natasha sex scenes, it's worthy of your time. I am sure this will get nominated once AVN time comes around, but I am sure one of the big superhero ones will take the award.

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