Cast: Sophie Dee, Porno Dan, Cytherea, Taylor Wayne, Travis Varjack, Whitney Grace
Length: 134:06 minutes
Dates of Production: 6/24/2012, 7/15/2012, 10/31/2012
Extras: The only extras were some trailers.
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Audio/Video Quality: Squirtamania 34 was presented in widescreen color as shot initially for the web by director Porno Dan for Immoral Productions. For those living under a rock of late, Porno Dan has one of the most popular live sex shows around, some of the best scenes then released on DVD. Dan participates in many of the scenes and this gives him lots of access to grade A cooch, his largely uncredited crew capturing him under strong lights from various angles, the emphasis always on the ladies. The editing was on the choppy side compared to the live show but it captured the highlights pretty well in the scenes. The bit rate was decent and the resolution strong enough to see lots of little details, the aural components of the productions largely devoted to making the vocals easy to understand (something some of his peers could learn to do better). Of interest is how Dan often treats the broadcast like a live game show of sorts, the ladies appreciating the laid back atmosphere to give better performances.
Body of Review: Porno Dan has been around the porn industry for a very long time now, his unique style of presentation and affable manner generating a lot of positive press for Immoral Productions, his web shows going condom only before any of the other major players took the threat of STDs seriously. I wanted to engage in a week of reviews dedicated to his works so the first of these will be last year’s Squirtamania 34, the series well known for providing some of the most skilled fluid dynamic specialists in the industry. No matter if you are one of the majority to believe that “squirt”, at least in the quantities presented, is merely a chick pissing or one of the diehard fans that thinks otherwise, the showmanship of the series has long been appreciated. In this volume of the series, the ladies included the amazing Sophie Dee, Cytherea-the queen of squirt, curvy Taylor Wayne, or sexy Whitney Grace; each of the curvy gals able to project a solid stream of bodily fluids. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that some condoms were used for those still interested:
Scene One: Sophie Dee, the extra curvy Welch babe that has populated many flicks by Porno Dan, was up first on the infamous couch with no clothing on. Dan had returned from his trip to England, her ginormous ass bouncing up and down on his lap before she slobbed his knob aggressively. Sophie included a lot of eye contact as she inhaled his turgid pecker while applying some sweet hand to gland friction, Dan fingering her wet snatch as she rubbed a wand vibrator against it. He wore protection when he pounded her trimmed pussy, Sophie an active rider as well as a “squirter” several times. She even continued masturbating after he deposited his wad of genetic juice on her tits, the baby batter left there as she finished herself off with the wand.
Scene Two: Cytherea, the goddess of gush featured on the front cover, was up next in a short red skirt, the lady wearing glasses as she blew one of the generic mopes Dan deems unworthy of crediting (the scrawny white guy with all the tattoos) once Dan introduced her. She nuzzled his nuts and worked his cock over soundly, her eye contact enhancing the already passionate hummer before they vaginally fucked, both of them providing oral from time to time between the penetrative positions. When Cytherea let loose with the juice, she pissed with the strength of a lumberjack holding it in all day, the entire area drenched repeatedly in the popular scene. The camerawork and editing were on the mediocre side here too but the strength of the scene came from her wondrous water works, the males changing midstream to have Dan take over unexpectedly (without a condom by the way) to pork her pussy, the guy having his face plastered in her fluids as she sat on his face and he fingered her, Dan providing a small load of population pudding into her open mouth, the ball batter satisfying her need for seed.
Scene Three: Taylor Wayne, a medically enhanced blond bombshell in the industry for years, was up next on the couch as Dan handed her off to Travis Varjack. She wore some pvc fetish boots with very tall heels, a garter outlining her tightly shaved snatch as she showed off. Travis went down on her as she stimulated her asshole with a running vibrator, her repetitive moans a little annoying but thankfully hushed by her own oral efforts on his modest rod. Taylor savored his cock slowly and in a devoted manner, her hands massaging his balls and shaft as she gave him a very solid hummer. From there they hammered vaginally, Taylor pushing back rapidly to meet his thrusts, her pronounced tan line from her g-string adding some flavor to the visuals before she went back to blowing him. Then, unexpectedly, the scene reverted to a lengthy solo effort of her using a weird wand with bright blue attachment to release her fluids, the underlying couch saturated in her juices as they flowed so freely. Travis then came back to have Taylor blow him to completion, the gal continuing to lick him as his spunk landed around his shaft, the spew largely left alone from there.
Scene Four: Whitney Grace, a lean bleach blond wearing glasses and athletic socks, was introduced quickly before an edit showed her gash gobbled by Travis Varjack. She sported a landing strip of a pubic patch and was overly emotive but she seemed to get into the vaginal fucking, Whitney blowing him as though she had seen hundreds of cocks in her mouth with a degree of skill. She the actively rode his pecker vaginally in a variety of positions, stopping only to get a wand vibrator on her clitoris where she provided a lot of her bodily fluids all over Travis, the couch, and camera. She was very athletic and flexible, withdrawing his splooge with a hand assisted hummer. The spooge landed on her face and boobs, the scene ending with them cleaned up and dressed, Travis taking over for Dan in signing out.
Summary: Squirtamania 34 by director Porno Dan for Immoral Productions did have minimal extras and could have added another scene to provide stronger levels of fuck for the buck but the ladies were all having a good time in energetic romps with Dan and friends. Sophie Dee and Cytherea were my favorites but Whitney Grace and Taylor Wayne provided some active riding and oral skills too, earning this volume of the series a healthy Recommended. I would have appreciated better extras and more quality in the technical matters but I’m told it was all shot on the fly during live performances, capturing the essence of the heat rather than technical perfection that other productions can weave using the illusion of movie making instead of raw energy. In short, Squirtamania 34 was a winner thanks in large part to the enthusiasm of the ladies to display their waterworks and the energetic trysts they provided, none of the scenes lacking in strokability or replay value for me so check it out.
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