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Squirtamania 37

Studio: Immoral Productions » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 4/7/14

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Squirtamania 37

Immoral Productions

Genre: Gonzo, Web-to-DVD

Director: Porno Dan


Cast: Sophie Dee, Porno Dan, Kelly Surfer, Melody Jordan, Dragon Man, Eden Adams

Length: 144:18 minutes

Dates of Production: Not Listed


Extras: The only extras were some trailers.

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Condoms: Yes

Audio/Video Quality: Squirtamania 37 was presented in widescreen color as shot initially for the web by director Porno Dan for Immoral Productions. For those living under a rock of late, Porno Dan has one of the most popular live sex shows around, some of the best scenes then released on DVD. The editing was on the choppy side compared to the live show but it captured the highlights pretty well in the scenes. The bit rate was decent and the resolution strong enough to see lots of little details, the aural components of the productions largely devoted to making the vocals easy to understand (something some of his peers could learn to do better). Of interest is how Dan often treats the broadcast like a live game show of sorts, the ladies appreciating the laid back atmosphere to give better performances. This time, the show was presented in a 2.0 LPCM standard with a bit rate of 1536 KBPS instead of Dolby Digital, the production certainly louder than previous efforts.

Body of Review: Porno Dan has been around the porn industry for a very long time now, his unique style of presentation and affable manner generating a lot of positive press for Immoral Productions, his web shows going condom only before any of the other major players took the threat of STDs seriously. I wanted to engage in a week of reviews dedicated to his works so the second of these will be last year’s Squirtamania 37, the series well known for providing some of the most skilled fluid dynamic specialists in the industry. No matter if you are one of the majority to believe that “squirt”, at least in the quantities presented, is merely a chick pissing or one of the diehard fans that thinks otherwise, the showmanship of the series has long been appreciated. In this volume of the series, the ladies included the amazing Sophie Dee, hotty Melody Jordan, delicious Eden Adams, and gorgeous Kelly Surfer; each of the curvy gals able to project a solid stream of bodily fluids. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that condoms were used for those still interested:


Scene One: Sophie Dee, the extra curvy Welch babe that has populated many flicks by Porno Dan, was up first on the infamous couch with no clothing on. Dan had returned from his trip to England, her ginormous ass bouncing up and down on his lap before she slobbed his knob aggressively. Sophie included a lot of eye contact as she inhaled his turgid pecker while applying some sweet hand to gland friction, Dan fingering her wet snatch as she rubbed a wand vibrator against it. He wore protection when he pounded her trimmed pussy, Sophie an active rider as well as a “squirter” several times. She even continued masturbating after he deposited his wad of genetic juice on her tits, the baby batter left there as she finished herself off with the wand. Note: This seemed to be a longer version of the same scene featured in Squirtamania 34 with a slightly different edit.


Scene Two: Kelly Surfer, an all natural blond from Australia, was up next with Porno Dan, the show presumably shot on or around 5/5/2013 (Cinco de Drinko holiday per Dan), his crew commenting on the ethnicity before the naked chick showed off her sweet ass. There was a short interview as she educated Dan on her local vernacular, her tips on picking up sluts noted. She started the sex by mounting Dan’s face so he could gobble her gash, Kelly slobbing his knob in return before they vaginally boned. She laughed a lot and applied a wand vibrator to her crotch as Dan pounded her bald beaver, her active riding style not impacted by his protected pecker. A few more positions led her to riding a sybian to get off, her juices than allowed to flow on Dan’s face and cock as they resumed their former sexual activities. Kelly let loose the juice fairly well before her mug was glazed with population pudding, the spooge or ball batter left hanging as loud Dan gave her a fond farewell.


Scene Three: Melody Jordan, a super sexy redhead with a silky white body and shaven snatch, was up next with heavily tattooed Dragon Man, the interviews cut short here to allow him to pounce on her right away. His hand dipped right to her crotch as he sucked her tits, their lack of chemistry overcome by her appeal to a degree even before she started sucking his pierced pecker. If you prefer average sized guys doing the ladies, and some of you have made it clear that you do, this scene should have extra appeal to you given how modest his cock was by comparison to most in porn. The blowjob led to the standard positions such as doggy, missionary, and cowgirl variations, her water works less projectile oriented than simply free flowing all over his hand as he fingered her while she used the wand to get off. She finished him up with a throating hummer, applying some hand to gland friction and using her eye contact to drain his dragon (pun intended) of splooge that landed all over her happy mouth and face, the “fire breathing dragon” as they called him amazed at his quantity of nut before Melody gave a solo show of major proportions using the wand.


Scene Four: Eden Adams, a very cute blond bombshell with some body ink and a juicy ass, was up last as she took on Porno Dan on the couch. She inhaled his turgid pecker soundly and mugged for the camera before mounting him for some extremely active cowgirl vaginal riding. The missionary was not as aggressive but Dan took care of that, her tits bouncing as he went tapping into her neatly trimmed beaver, Eden ordering him to slap her tits to excite her. Dan then slowed down a bit to apply a wand vibrator to her crotch as he continued to bone her, some minor juice flow included along with the additional blowjob and penetrative positions. I’d like to see more of her to determine if she has more potential than shown here but she looked like a fun gal to know all the same, Dan ending it by glazing her face with a wealth of spooge before the show cut right out.

Summary: Squirtamania 37 by director Porno Dan for Immoral Productions had minimal extras but the ladies were all having a good time in fairly energetic romps with Dan and friends. All four ladies were attractive but the inclusion of a previously released scene, albeit in slightly different form from what I could tell, made this one a Rent It. In terms of raw energy and enthusiasm, this was still a good volume of the popular series but fans tend to buy complete series or follow specific performers so repeating a scene so close to original release is a problem for me. In short, Squirtamania 37 was a still a winner thanks in large part to the enthusiasm of the ladies to display their waterworks, some of them much stronger performers here than in earlier volumes of the series but each of them fuckable to say the least. I really dug Sophie Dee (again) in this longer version of her scene and Melody Jordan was worth picking up a copy for the weekend all by herself, Kelly Surfer and Eden Adams both very cute as well.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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