XCritc.com Adult DVD Reviews
Porn Reviews » Adult Movie Reviews » Squirtamania 39

Squirtamania 39

Studio: Immoral Productions » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 4/7/14

XCritic's Advice: Recommended


Squirtamania 39

Immoral Productions

Genre: Gonzo, Web-to-DVD

-- sponsored by --

Director: Porno Dan


Cast: Amy Brooke, Lia Lor, Porno Dan, Phoenix Askani, Dragon Man, Travis Varjack, Tiffany Fox, Sophie Dee

Length: 107:12 minutes

Dates of Production: 5/9/2013, 6/7/2013, 6/9/2013, 7/5/2013

Extras: The only extra was a photogallery.

Condoms: Yes

Audio/Video Quality: Squirtamania 39 was presented in widescreen color as shot initially for the web by director Porno Dan for Immoral Productions. For those living under a rock of late, Porno Dan has one of the most popular live sex shows around, some of the best scenes then released on DVD. The editing was on the choppy side compared to the live show but it captured the highlights pretty well in the scenes. The bit rate was decent and the resolution strong enough to see lots of little details, the aural components of the productions largely devoted to making the vocals easy to understand (something some of his peers could learn to do better). Of interest is how Dan often treats the broadcast like a live game show of sorts, the ladies appreciating the laid back atmosphere to give better performances. The audio was back to a 2.0 Dolby Digital for those who care, the vocals as easily heard in either codec Dan uses for his shows.


Body of Review: Porno Dan has been around the porn industry for a very long time now, his unique style of presentation and affable manner generating a lot of positive press for Immoral Productions, his web shows going condom only before any of the other major players took the threat of STDs seriously (other than Wicked Pictures who have remained condom only for years). I wanted to engage in a week of reviews dedicated to his works so the third of these will be this year’s Squirtamania 39, the series well known for providing some of the most skilled fluid dynamic specialists in the industry. No matter if you are one of the majority to believe that “squirt”, at least in the quantities presented, is merely a chick pissing or one of the diehard fans that thinks otherwise, the showmanship of the series has long been appreciated. In this volume of the series, the ladies included the amazing Sophie Dee (she sure works in a lot of Dan’s movies), cute Lia Lor, favorite Amy Brooke, attractive Tiffany Fox, and perky Phoenix Askani; each of the curvy gals able to project a solid stream of bodily fluids. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that condoms were used for those still interested:


Scene One: Amy Brooke, Lia “Sprinkles” Lor, and Porno Dan were up first in a scene that focused primarily on Lia, the cover gal here, getting off repeatedly while plunging her pussy in search of juicy orgasms involving her bodily fluids being launched all over the place. Lia was all smiles and grins as Dan introduced her as “Sprinkles” the gal proving it time and again as she used his turgid pecker and a wand vibrator to let loose the juice all over the tan couch to turn it a darker shade of brown thanks to her urine, err, squirt, drenching it. The gash gobbling led to her slobbing his knob, some hand to gland friction applied as she aggressively tried to milk his cock of baby batter early, several intermissions of sorts allowing her to blow him and take up different penetrative positions or go solo (the sybian action was awesome) before Amy joined in to assist them. I thought that was curious that the lovely gal would join so late in the scene and not even squirt herself but she used the toy when the other two were preoccupied and otherwise assisted in having some fun despite playing second fiddle to sexy Lia. The ending nut of genetic juice went straight into Lia’s mouth to be cumswapped into Amy’s mouth, the spooge swallowed in a very fun tryst I thoroughly enjoyed.


Scene Two: Phoenix Askani, a lean gal with bright red hair and pierced nipples as well as a pronounced pubic bush, was up next with a 41” ass and socks on before Travis Varjack got to tap into her on the Sunday show. A quick edit from Dan’s showmanship led to him nestled between her legs going down on her, Phoenix reciprocating with an enthusiastic blowjob after some active vaginal riding. I liked her handjob skills a lot here as she applied a double handed meat beater with her tongue teasing his piss slit, the action directed by the wheel of sex positions to a degree, Phoenix applying a wand to her puffy pussy to give her one major fluid episode, the gal swallowing his load of population pudding when Travis deposited it in her open mouth, the ball batter tasty given her look of satisfaction.


Scene Three: Tiffany Fox, a pale skinned lean gal with bleach blond hair, was up next with Dragon Man, the quick introduction leading the couple into a 69 position where they serviced each other. The lighting was uneven on her side of things, the part where Travis fingered her perfect pucker or at least played with it a little, but no one goes to this company for technical values, at least no one I’ve ever met. In any case, the wheel directed her to give a solo act midstream and she used a wand to soak herself and the couch, Dragon walking over with an erection expecting it to be sucked before he boned her in doggy to her appreciation. This led to him fingering her to a directed fluid launch and the wheel determining she would do doggy before the sybian drove her massively crazy, the ripples in her surrounding pussy area looking hot. More active fucking led to him tossing out his spunk on her lower abdomen, her bald beaver looking good though she did nothing with the spooge before the exit interview.


Scene Four: Sophie Dee, a frequent flyer in many of Porno Dan’s productions, was then up for a relatively short tryst after a brief tit montage in slow motion, her delicious ass given some screen time before a 69 allowed both of them to go down on each other. She then propped up to smother his lucky face as he continued to please her, Sophie aggressively riding him and Dan living up to her expectations in pounding her back, some wand tricks getting her to drench Dan’s face as he tried to slurp up as much of them as possible. Dan then blasted her with splooge on her ample sample tits, Sophie allowed to use the wand to piss out a storm of fluids, laughing and screaming as she apologized for hitting the camera, Dan pulling out a straw to drink more of it.

Summary: Squirtamania 39 by director Porno Dan for Immoral Productions had minimal extras but the ladies all had a good time in fairly energetic romps with Dan and friends. All five ladies were attractive and able to “produce the juice” as a friend once said about squirters so I rated it as Recommended, the heavy editing a distraction but the quality of the ladies worth adding to your collective spank banks. In terms of raw energy and enthusiasm, this was a very fun volume of the popular series with a lot of strokability and decent replay value as far as I was concerned. In short, Squirtamania 39 was interesting thanks in large part to the enthusiasm of the ladies displaying their waterworks, some of them stronger performers than others but each of them fuckable to say the least.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

comments powered by Disqus
Popular Reviews

The Preacher's Daughter
First Anal 2
Hot Wife 2
Angela Loves Men 2
Nurses Takin' On Big Dicks 3
My Sister's Hot Friend 49
Anal Threesomes
The Feral Woman
Asian Chicks Love Black Dicks
Pirates 2 Stagnetti's Revenge

Best Sellers

Featured Reviews

Get XCritic Via Email:

Enter your email address:

Delivered by FeedBurner