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Phat Ass White Girls 8

Studio: Jules Jordan Video » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 4/10/14

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended


Phat Ass White Girls (P.A.W.G.) 8

Jules Jordan Video/Morally Corrupt

Genre: Gonzo, Web-to-DVD

Director: Mike Adriano


Cast:  Alexis Monroe, Mike Adriano, Savannah Fox, Chris Strokes, Lola Foxx, Mellanie Monroe

Length: 226:54 minutes

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Date of Production: 3/12/2014


Extras: The only extras were a photogallery and pop shot compilation from the scenes, a company website link included though it again did not work for me when I tried it in my web browser (reverting to the usual JJV website where no mention is made of the company).

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Phat Ass White Girls 8 was presented in anamorphic widescreen as shot by director Mike Adriano for Morally Corrupt to be distributed by Jules Jordan Video. Having only reviewed a few volumes of the series, my general observation is that the shows seem a bit rough around the edges compared to Mike’s works elsewhere but still provide a good amount of his usual fun factor frolicking my peers and I appreciate. The lighting and editing were decent here and while it seemed somewhat like a scaled down version of one of Mike’s double disc endeavors, I liked it nonetheless. The fleshtones, compression rates, and other visual elements worked well enough to merit a nod, each of the ladies worth her weight in gold given the action too, though Mike’s cameraman went uncredited. The aural qualities of the show were definitely prone to comparison against other web to DVD productions, the vocals typically heard well enough though there were some portions where the ladies whispered comments instead of stating them loudly and proudly.


Body of Review: Mike Adriano is a director of hardcore ass flicks for Morally Corrupt, Jules Jordan Video distributing their titles. His latest work coming in for review is called Phat Ass White Girls 8, four thick ass foxes taking the hot beef injection like seasoned professionals with a lot of oral tricks to boot. This time, the ladies included Mellanie Monroe, Lola Foxx, Alexis Monroe, and Savannah Fox; one glance at the front cover proving each of them delivered the titular goods in regards to being white and having juicy asses to be played with. As mentioned previously, the PAWG series started out as a Bang Bros website, that company bought by another company so I’ll be waiting for the details of how the Morally Corrupt company fits into the scheme of things. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:


Scene One: Alexis Monroe, the blond bombshell featured on the lower left corner of the front cover, was up first with lucky Mike Adriano. She wore a pink top and tiny blue booty shorts, her ample sample body built for comfort over speed. She was very friendly as she was interviewed in the living room on the large white chair, the 22 year old teasing with all her curves before she peeled off her shorts to reveal a tiny pink g-string nestled deep inside her wonderful ass as she continued to tease. After she spread her ass cheeks wide apart, Mike was completely infatuated, sucking her nipples before diving into her ass to rim her and gobble her gash. Alexis then applied some hand to gland friction as she slobbed his knob, his turgid pecker responding quickly to her skilled mouth as she tried to get as much of him into her mouth as possible. The messy hummer led to some active vaginal penetration positions, Alexis impaling herself on his rod while arching her back, stopping between positions to blow him some more with a great degree of enthusiasm. Her bald beaver handled him with relative ease and I only wish they had tried some anal but she was tight enough to drain his dragon of genetic juice even with just vaginal sex, the baby batter landing in her mouth as she blew him to completion (the spooge glazing her mug as the scene cut away).


Scene Two: Savannah Fox, the genetically gifted young lady from New York seen featured on the lower right corner of the front cover, was up next as she shook her ass in some cut off jeans, her crop top supporting her all natural boobs. The crew wanted to measure her very juicy ass, pulling her shorts up her crack to showcase her ass before going further to remove the jeans for her string thong to be completely lost in her amazing ass. She tried on some colorful clothes as requested from there but she looked best bent over on a chair with her ass coated in oil, the glistening cheeks mesmerizing. Once the team was through putting her through her paces, including holding a water bottle between her ass as she walked, Chris Strokes entered the picture to kiss her and suck her tits. She had a neatly trimmed pubic patch that he liked but he wanted to check out her wondrous ass first, kissing her cheeks before jumping between them with his tongue. He then started fucking her as she was oiled up, his turgid rod drilling her balls deep within moments as she moaned in pleasure. Moments later he was trying out a goofy toy before porking her perfect pucker, the slight gasp coming out of her as he tapped that great ass adding to the fun factor substantially. Savannah was an active rider with superior eye contact and chemistry, her desire to be working with Chris making the scene stand out for me. By the time the scene ended, she was ready for him to plaster her mug with population pudding, the ball batter coming forth in large quantities to please her sensibilities, the camera cutting out before she could swallow the semen.


Scene Three: Lola Foxx, the brunette with the generous ass seen on the upper right corner of the cover, was up next in tiny cut off jeans and a blue band covering her itty bitty titties, her positive attitude helping to give her some added appeal too. She claimed to be a stripper who worked with a porn chick, making the jump to find she had a lot of fun. The cameraman admitted that when he first saw her he found the 5’ tall lady to be a huge distraction (in a good way mind you), her “juicy butt” the focal point of the tease given she had 32B breasts. They followed her around as she showed them just how intense her ass could be, removing the shorts to find a string thong getting lost in her. Mike Adriano then came in to smother himself between her ass cheeks as he massaged them with his hands and rimmed the inside with his tongue, more tease included before he tongue fucked her asshole yet again. Lola then reciprocated by aggressively slobbing his knob, using both her hands in a twisting motion as she sought to milk his spunk into her mouth. As sloppy as the hummer was, he wasn’t going to let her off that easy, more oral by him leading to more vaginal penetration by him and Lola using her superior muscle control to elicit his splooge, Mike tossing off into her open mouth for swallowing.


Scene Four: Mellanie Monroe, the thick blond sported on the upper left corner of the front cover, was up last as she posed and teased beside the house in the shaded area. She claimed to be “super horny” and in need of a “good nut”, the sexy lady beaming underneath her striped white and blue shirt just as her splendid ass was a ginormous as ever. Mellanie was very flexible and happy to show her moves, stripping to wear the pink mesh dress shown on the center of the front cover. From there she was oiled up, Chris Strokes taking his sweet time playing with her as he rubbed his rod against her cheeks and then gave her a lot of oral before fingering her precious pucker while she pushed back and moaned like it turned her on. She was an incredibly active vaginal rider and once she was oiled up, she slid on his rapidly to the point where he pulled out before exploding into a shower of sperm, her bald beaver easily accommodating his thrusting pecker before a titty fuck and more boning pushed him over the edge to release his load of semen all over her face and upper torso.

Summary: Phat Ass White Girls 8 by director Mike Adriano for Morally Corrupt to be distributed by Jules Jordan Video was good enough to merit a rating of Highly Recommended for anyone appreciative of attractive ladies with shapely asses and wonderful sex skills. With starlets like Mellanie Monroe, Alexis Monroe, Lola Foxx, and Savannah Fox on hand to provide “big, bouncy, round booty”, you really can’t go wrong as an ass aficionado. In short, Phat Ass White Girls 8 provided some tremendous levels of fuck for the buck, strokability, and replay value that earned it a place beside Mike’s other works under the JJV umbrella, even if anal exploration was not the primary role most of the time; perhaps some of the ladies upgrading soon enough to score roles in Mike’s “other” movies so check it out.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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