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Ass Hats

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 4/13/14

XCritic's Advice: Recommended


Ass Hats

Evil Angel/LeWood Productions

Genre: Gonzo, Anal

Director: Francesca Le and Mark Wood


Cast: Phoenix Marie, Mark Wood, Cameron Canada, Luna Star, Jodi Taylor
Lesser Sex role: Francesca Le (just some hand assistance in scene three)

Length: 177:37 minutes

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Date of Production: 2014


Extras: The best of the extras was the 14:37 minutes of Behind the Scenes footage, most of the footage amounting to either interviews or photoshoots that showed both directors as active participants in the movie making process. There was also a cum shot compilation from the scenes, trailers, filmographies, photogallery, and some websites, a company trailer included as well as a cast list of the ladies.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Ass Hats was presented in 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen as shot by co-directors Francesca Le and Mark Wood for Evil Angel. This latest outing of the team looked about the same as their last few releases, the lighting similar, the camera work well done, the editing hitting the mark and the general visuals appearing to enhance the look of the ladies. There was a very light company watermark on the lower right corner of the screen but it did not bother me. The audio was presented in the usual 2.0 Dolby Digital, the vocals plainly heard throughout the show and no music or other distracting noises getting in the way.

Body of Review: Francesca Le and Mark Wood have been directing and performing in porn for years. Their latest collaboration with Evil Angel is called Ass Hats, an ass themed movie where three of the four curvy cuties enjoyed getting their asses boned, owned, gaped, and rimmed. While my favorite of the bunch was Phoenix Marie, Cameron Canada, Jodi Taylor, and Luna Star were all looking tasty too, Luna holding out on taking it in the ass here.


The company website described the movie like this: "Director/stud Mark Wood loves pulling pretty porn butt over his head like a helmet, and all the face sitting in LeWood Productions’ new movie inspired its “Ass Hats” title. Voluptuous Phoenix Marie models Evil Apparel designer leggings and a thong. She plants formidable, flexing hams on Mark’s face and he manhandles her through a thorough butt fuck with ass-to-mouth interludes. Tattooed blonde Cameron Canada’s twerking hypnotizes Mark; her butthole flexibly gapes and winks. She masturbates as he reams her rectum and when he cums, she blows bubbles, wallows and swallows. Gorgeous American Latina Luna Star’s cut-off booty shorts seduce Mark and partner Francesca Le. Luna sits on Mark’s ass-worshiping face, they share a 69 and he gets a double-foot job. Flexible, natural Jodi Taylor demonstrates impressive tae kwan do kicks. Mark porks her hairy pussy, tugging her pubes, and reams her butthole. That versatile Mark wears many hats is clearer than ever!" Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:


Scene One: Phoenix Marie, the busty blond bombshell with the booming butt on the lower left corner of the front cover, was up first out by the pool wearing some skintight stretch pants by the company and a crop top that revealed her sweet nipples. The athletic gal also wore some colorful panties from the company line, the g-string nestled deep inside the nirvana of her ass cheeks as she shook those meaty meat bags for Mark Wood. Her tease continued as they moved into the house, Phoenix sitting very close to him as they discussed business, some kidding leading to her sitting on his face as he lay down on the couch. This was his “ass hat” as the title suggested, the other scenes also offering this practice in one form or another, the gal initially wearing the sheer pants but Mark soon had her pants down around her ankles and was going for gold orally, rimming her and gobbling her gash as well as rubbing his turgid pecker against her firm ass. In return, Phoenix slobbed his knob and nuzzled his nuts, some licking of his taint leading to him power pounding her pussy and eventually her perfect pucker. Phoenix was an active rider and taste tested him plenty too, applying some hand to gland friction along with her superior eye contact to stand out from the pack. It was playful and energetic, her ability to drain his dragon of genetic juice outstanding as the spooge was deposited onto her open mouth, the hotty swallowing the baby batter, giving some post coital head as the scene closed out.


Scene Two: Cameron Canada, the fetching young blond with the fleshy ass seen on the lower right hand corner of the cover, was up next shaking her ass in a popular form of dance (if you believe in Miley Cyruss). Her juicy ass rippled delightfully in her booty shorts, the gal also wearing company panties as Mark Wood found out when he took it upon himself to rim her and hand shake her ass. She sat on his face so he could service her front and back, Mark banging her in doggy as she moaned in pleasure. While she wasn’t the most active rider of the day, Cameron did get better with time, the attractive gal sucking his cock and balls with wonderful eye contact, using a double handed meat beater to enhance the experience for him. She did like to grind her hips into him when she was on top of his lap, more face sitting and cock sucking included in this anal romp. It ended when she slid onto her knees before him, Mark pounding his pud to unleash his population pudding into her mouth, Cameron easily swallowing the majority of ball batter after toying with it.


Scene Three: Luna Star, the hotty Latina seen on the upper right corner of the front cover, was up next in a company shirt and some severely cutoff jean shorts, her thick ass looking yummy as she posed in various positions. Both Francesca Le and Mark Wood pawed at her during her interesting tease session, Mark getting her naked as he orally tore into her ass in a standing doggy, her shaven twat squatting down on him so he could savor her juices until she turned around to make it a 69 position. She blew him with a precision reserved for a gal that has seen hundreds of peckers porking her mouth, the messy blowjob including ample hand assistance and eye contact before they started vaginally fucking, her aggressive riding pushing Francesca to help stimulate the gal’s pussy by hand as she worked the camera, Mark and Luna doing a great deal more oral before the foot fetish action began, no anal included this time. Mark tossed his wad of spunk into her mouth, Luna swallowing the bulk of sperm with a smile.


Scene Four: Jodi Taylor, the physically appealing brunette seen on the upper left corner of the cover, was up last as she stretched on the living room floor, her designer Evil Angel stretch pants showing what a great ass she had. Jodi then showed Mark Wood some high kicks, her five years of martial arts paying dividends in the form of her curvy ass. She showed it off to Mark after teasing his flat ass a bit, Mark “getting in there” to inhale her scent of her ass while licking her through the material. This led to him peeling her pants down, no panties getting in the way of his ass munching from there, her delightful ass cheek shaking adding to the fun before she sat on his head. There was some 69 and foot fetish material here but the emphasis was on her ass and his face, Mark drilling her pussy before she blew him enthusiastically (with some fine nut nuzzling). Her trimmed pubic patch inspired him and he soon was tapping her ass as well, Jodi not very active unless she was on top of him. Still, she had fun and seemed to especially enjoy sucking his dick clean out of her ass, his wealth of splooge glazing her mug as she was allowed to go back to her “cum fu” stretching session.


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Summary: Ass Hats by directors Francesca Le and Mark Wood for Evil Angel earned a fine rating of Recommended or better given the strength of ladies cast and the adherence to the actions advertised. Each of the ladies did anal enthusiastically, Phoenix Marie riding like she was on fire, Cameron Canada’s juicy ass shaking heatedly, Jodi Taylor appreciating Mark’s oral efforts, and Luna Star offering some youthful strokability. In short, Ass Hats utilized the talents of a great cast of ladies in some very strokable vignettes, the energy and enthusiasm shown here was well worth checking out.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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