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Down On Abby: Tales From Bottomley Manor

Studio: Harmony » Review by Sex Reed » Review Date: 4/22/14

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Director: Gazzman

Production date: 11/26/2013

Running time: 140 minutes

Genre: Parody

Condoms: No

Cast: Jasmine Jae, Lexi Lowe, Cathy Heaven, Emma Leigh, Ava Dalush, Jasmine James, Jess West, Ben Dover, Tony DeSergio, Clarke Kent, Dimitris XXX, and Ryan Ryder

Scene one: Jasmine Jae and Tony De Sergio

Family patriarch Ben Dover, playing Lord Grabhem, asks Smallcock to attend to Mrs. Grabhem’s needs, the busty and sexy Jasmine Jae. Lord Grabhem is sitting across from the action, rubbing his cock while watching his wife gets taken by the ironically-named Smallcock. The fuck goes on for about 15 minutes and features blowjobs, pussy-licking, reverse cowgirl, missionary, and doggy-style.

Jasmine Jae has a perfect body, and gives it her all as she’s getting fucked by Smallcock. It’s hot watching her, but also funny when her dirty talk and moaning commands, “Fuck me, Smallcock.” In the middle of their fuck, Smallcock, the proper gentleman, asks, “Should I get some tea?” by Mrs. Grabhem wants to fuck some more, and that segues into their doggy-fuck. She’s rewarded with a hot cumshot all over her bald pussy.

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Scene two: Lexi Lowe, Tony De Sergio, and Clarke Kent

Gorgeous Lexi Lowe is Abby, and her adopted father Lord Grabhem is asking if her sister, Fanny, can wear a particular dress of Abby’s. After Grabhem leaves the room, she’s alone with Smallcock and Master Bates, who is played by Clarke Kent. Abby notes that her sister will look like “such a slut” in that dress and both Smallcock and Master Bates tell her that she did too, last time she wore it. Abby denies being promiscuous, but is unable to resist Smallcock and Bates. It sets up the hot threesome scene, one of the cornerstones of the movie.

As they get into the scene, Abby takes out Bates’s and Smallcock’s, umm, cocks, sucking on one and stroking the other. There is a lot of fucking Abby’s tight pussy between Smallcock and Bates, and she’s loving the fucking she’s getting. It wraps up with Abby taking one load on her pussy (from Master Bates) and one of her tits (from Smallcock).

Scene three: Cathy Heaven, Emma Leigh, Dimitris XXX

James, played by Dimitris XXX, is complaining to maids Cathy Heaven and Emma Leigh (Lucy and Betty) that he had to drive the Stiffies to Bottomley Manor and Mrs. Stiffie sat in the front seat and had her hand on his cock while he drove. He couldn’t get any relief, while Mr. Stiffie sat in the backseat and smiled.

Lucy and Betty take him to the bedroom for a threesome. The two ladies take his cock out and take turns licking the shaft and sucking the head. The two maids are insatiable and can’t seem to get enough of James’s cock. It was a hot scene that seemed to please everyone involved, even when Lucy is getting fucked on top of Betty, and there’s only the mattress between Betty and Lucy. It had a lot of fucking and oral sex, and it’s always very hot to watch.

Scene four: Jasmine Jae and Ava Dalush

Mrs. Grabhem is asking maid Missy (Ava Dalush) about the upcoming dinner party with their friends the Stiffies. Particularly, she’s asking if she should go with or without knickers. Soon, Missy’s tongue is in Mrs. Grabhem’s pierced pussy and they’re in a very sexy lesbian scene. The scene works because Jasmine Jae and Ava Dalush very clearly love licking and fingering pussies. They’re natural performers who seem to really enjoy fucking each other. It plays out for almost twenty minutes, and has a lot to keep your interest throughout.

Scene five: Jasmine James, Jess West, Lexi Lowe, Ryan Ryder, and Clarke Kent

Ryan Ryder’s Master Stiffie asks what happens after dark at Bottomley Manner. Lord and Mrs. Grabhem have already retired off to bed, leaving daughters Abby and Fanny to entertain the Stiffies, and that they seem to do. Abby tells Master Stiffie that she wants him to go down on her, and that sets up this orgy scene. Mrs. Stiffie, the incredibly beautiful brunette Jess West, and Fanny (Jasmine James), pair off with Master Bates.

There was a lot I really enjoyed in this scene: the way the camera moved between two separate fuck scenes in the same room, the way that Jess West seemed to guide Jasmine James during their three-way fuck with Clarke Kent, Lexi Lowe’s tits, and more. It’s a fitting way to cap off this movie. I was continuously surprised at how hot the sex scenes were, particularly because they were in between proper English banter and dialogue to move the scenes along.


DVD extras include a photo gallery and cumshot recap.


This was a professional production, so the audio was clear and the video excellent. It was shot in HD widescreen with a 1.78/1 ratio.

Final thoughts:

I was surprised at how good I thought the movie was. A porn parody of “Downton Abby” was inevitable (rule 34 demands it), but it found a way to get beautiful and sexy stars to parody the costume drama and mix in hot, depraved sex. I loved the puns with the names (Smallcock, Lord Stiffie, Lady Stiffie, etc) and thought it was very funny overall. This parody is highly recommended.

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